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False- I'm Santa and I'm going to bend Mrs Claus over the couch. :D:

TNP gets off masturbating in public places.
 
False, but I have cheated with a friend's sister.


TNP has tried to get with at least one other member of Literotica.

False, although there are many beautiful women and men alike who I wouldn't mind a shot at.

TNP's computer has had at least a dozen viruses from going to porn sites.
 
True!



False, too dang cold!!

TNP is working at home today and would welcome naughty PMs

Well, I am at home. Hit me up with your fine and sexy sissy ass.

When asked what s/he would like for dinner, TNP has replied "pussy" or "Dick."
 
False but willing.

TNP likes to wear thigh high stockings, the kind that stay up by themselves.

False-ish. I've never worn them, but I love the way they look on women and just adore the way they look on ladyboys.

TNP believes the possibility of a zombie apocalypse is real.
 
False I love it

TNP (male) has tried to self suck
True, what guy hasn’t!?! Any guy that says they have never tried, not even a half attempt just once is a fucking filthy liar.

TNP (female) would suck a strangers dick if they just asked nicely.
 
True, what guy hasn’t!?! Any guy that says they have never tried, not even a half attempt just once is a fucking filthy liar.

TNP (female) would suck a strangers dick if they just asked nicely.

Well, I'm a male, but under the right conditions I could see myself doing that.

TNP fought the law but the law won.
 
Why Kurrginator, you naughty devil!

False, I am the law

TNP can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

Heeheehee

False. I may not be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but I can suck the gold off an electroplated fake necklace.

TNP recently received an email or PM that made him / her masturbate like crazy.
 
Heeheehee

False. I may not be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but I can suck the gold off an electroplated fake necklace.

TNP recently received an email or PM that made him / her masturbate like crazy.

True. And sometimes I masturbate when I write PMs.

TNP has a colonoscopy every year just for the fun of it
 
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