SuperSissy
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 8, 2017
- Posts
- 1,470
True,
TNP wants to swallow Santa’s cum
Yum. Yes, true!
TNP wants Santa to bend them over the couch for some holiday cheer
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True,
TNP wants to swallow Santa’s cum
:False- I'm Santa and I'm going to bend Mrs Claus over the couch.:
TNP gets off masturbating in public places.
True
TNP has had an affair with a friends partner.
False, but I have cheated with a friend's sister.
TNP has tried to get with at least one other member of Literotica.
False, but I have cheated with a friend's sister.
TNP has tried to get with at least one other member of Literotica.
False, although there are many beautiful women and men alike who I wouldn't mind a shot at.
TNP's computer has had at least a dozen viruses from going to porn sites.
True. I did once.
TNP wants to have sex outside on Christmas Day
True!
False, too dang cold!!
TNP is working at home today and would welcome naughty PMs
Well, I am at home. Hit me up with your fine and sexy sissy ass.
When asked what s/he would like for dinner, TNP has replied "pussy" or "Dick."
True.
TNP loves pussy and cock
equally
TNP had phunked with Fergie's heart.
False but willing.
TNP likes to wear thigh high stockings, the kind that stay up by themselves.
False-ish. I've never worn them, but I love the way they look on women and just adore the way they look on ladyboys.
TNP believes the possibility of a zombie apocalypse is real.
false
TNP has had anal sex under the Christmas tree.
Sadly, false, but there are a lot of oral memories.
TNP has regifted back to the same person who initially gave the gift.
False, who would do that?
TNP (m/f) has tasted their own cum.
very true. Love to recycle.
TNP wretches at the thought of tasting cum.
True, what guy hasn’t!?! Any guy that says they have never tried, not even a half attempt just once is a fucking filthy liar.False I love it
TNP (male) has tried to self suck
True, what guy hasn’t!?! Any guy that says they have never tried, not even a half attempt just once is a fucking filthy liar.
TNP (female) would suck a strangers dick if they just asked nicely.
Well, I'm a male, but under the right conditions I could see myself doing that.
TNP fought the law but the law won.
Why Kurrginator, you naughty devil!
False, I am the law
TNP can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Heeheehee
False. I may not be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but I can suck the gold off an electroplated fake necklace.
TNP recently received an email or PM that made him / her masturbate like crazy.
TNP has a colonoscopy every year just for the fun of it
False.
TNP has found a hair in their food and just said, "Fuck it, I'm eating this anyway."