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True
TNP loves playing with fruit
I'll say true-ish. I once had an SO who liked to rub fruit--oranges, plums, etc.--on my pecker before going down on me.
TNP has pulled the ol' dine and dash. I don't mean eating a pussy or sucking a cock and then leaving, but dining at a restaurant and then leaving before paying the bill.
False, but I did see someone do that. Was at a Pizza Hut. The guys kept driving around and around the restaurant and the manager was chasing after their car. Meanwhile, my friend walked to the window, looked out and got the license plate number.
TNP doesn't like mixed nuts.
False
TNP can't start the day without coffee
False, but I do need a few glasses of iced tea.
TNP has secretly worn underwear of the opposite sex for a full day.
True
TNP has a personal collection of clothes off the opposite sex
False
TNP likes to give authority to his / her SO in the bedroom
Am I allowed to say "sometimes"?
TNP has worn a leash during sex.
False
TNP wants to have sex with an overly muscular woman.
True.
TNP feels like there is no one on lit today.
True
TNP wants to lose his / her anal cherry.
False. Way too late for that.
TNP owns knee pads
False but does sound like fun.
TNP has performed oral on a hiking trail.
False, but in the woods.
TNP has secretly fingered a woman or jerked off a man while their SO, who was wide awake, was in the same room.
False wasn't my SO but was their SO
TNP has been in an orgy setting 4+ people
True.
TNP has used something unusual, like peanut butter or motor oil, with which to masturbate.
True. Peanut oil, olive oil, all sorts of stuff, I even recall spaghetti sauce once.
TNP has licked food off another person's genitals.
Oh, very true.
TNP would fuck an other-worldly being, regardless of how it looked, just for the bragging rights.
You mean like an anal probe as in Independence Day? Or sticking a part of your body into an alien? No, I'm going to pass...
TNP owns a copy of the kama sutra
I meant actually fucking an alien.
False, I do not own a Kama Sutra.
TNP has masturbated outside in freezing temperatures.
False
TNP has been caught naked in public
TNP would gladly host a game show titled "How long can you hold an enema."
False. That's
TNP has watched terrible movies solely for their sex scenes.