True or False

[Joeyjoe66]

False.

TNP loves fruit!

True
TNP loves playing with fruit

 

[kurrginatorX]

True
TNP loves playing with fruit

I'll say true-ish. I once had an SO who liked to rub fruit--oranges, plums, etc.--on my pecker before going down on me.


TNP has pulled the ol' dine and dash. I don't mean eating a pussy or sucking a cock and then leaving, but dining at a restaurant and then leaving before paying the bill.

 

[Jada59]

I'll say true-ish. I once had an SO who liked to rub fruit--oranges, plums, etc.--on my pecker before going down on me.


TNP has pulled the ol' dine and dash. I don't mean eating a pussy or sucking a cock and then leaving, but dining at a restaurant and then leaving before paying the bill.

False, but I did see someone do that. Was at a Pizza Hut. The guys kept driving around and around the restaurant and the manager was chasing after their car. Meanwhile, my friend walked to the window, looked out and got the license plate number.

TNP doesn't like mixed nuts.

 

[SuperSissy]

False, but I did see someone do that. Was at a Pizza Hut. The guys kept driving around and around the restaurant and the manager was chasing after their car. Meanwhile, my friend walked to the window, looked out and got the license plate number.

TNP doesn't like mixed nuts.

False

TNP can't start the day without coffee

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

TNP can't start the day without coffee

False, but I do need a few glasses of iced tea.

TNP has secretly worn underwear of the opposite sex for a full day.

 

[SuperSissy]

False, but I do need a few glasses of iced tea.

TNP has secretly worn underwear of the opposite sex for a full day.

True

TNP has a personal collection of clothes off the opposite sex

 

[kurrginatorX]

True

TNP has a personal collection of clothes off the opposite sex

False

TNP likes to give authority to his / her SO in the bedroom

 

[EmpressJosephine]

False

TNP likes to give authority to his / her SO in the bedroom

Am I allowed to say "sometimes"?


TNP has worn a leash during sex.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Am I allowed to say "sometimes"?


TNP has worn a leash during sex.

False

TNP wants to have sex with an overly muscular woman.

 

[SuperSissy]

False

TNP wants to have sex with an overly muscular woman.

True.

TNP feels like there is no one on lit today.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True.

TNP feels like there is no one on lit today.

True

TNP wants to lose his / her anal cherry.

 

[SuperSissy]

True

TNP wants to lose his / her anal cherry.

False. Way too late for that.

TNP owns knee pads

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. Way too late for that.

TNP owns knee pads

False, although I do have knee braces.

TNP has gotten a man off just by sucking his nuts.

 

[Brandi69cd]

False but does sound like fun.

TNP has performed oral on a hiking trail.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False but does sound like fun.

TNP has performed oral on a hiking trail.

False, but in the woods.

TNP has secretly fingered a woman or jerked off a man while their SO, who was wide awake, was in the same room.

 

[Brandi69cd]

False, but in the woods.

TNP has secretly fingered a woman or jerked off a man while their SO, who was wide awake, was in the same room.

False wasn't my SO but was their SO

TNP has been in an orgy setting 4+ people

 

[kurrginatorX]

False wasn't my SO but was their SO

TNP has been in an orgy setting 4+ people

True.

TNP has used something unusual, like peanut butter or motor oil, with which to masturbate.

 

[SuperSissy]

True.

TNP has used something unusual, like peanut butter or motor oil, with which to masturbate.

True. Peanut oil, olive oil, all sorts of stuff, I even recall spaghetti sauce once.

TNP has licked food off another person's genitals.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True. Peanut oil, olive oil, all sorts of stuff, I even recall spaghetti sauce once.

TNP has licked food off another person's genitals.

Oh, very true.

TNP would fuck an other-worldly being, regardless of how it looked, just for the bragging rights.

 

[SuperSissy]

Oh, very true.

TNP would fuck an other-worldly being, regardless of how it looked, just for the bragging rights.

You mean like an anal probe as in Independence Day? Or sticking a part of your body into an alien? No, I'm going to pass...

TNP owns a copy of the kama sutra

 

[kurrginatorX]

You mean like an anal probe as in Independence Day? Or sticking a part of your body into an alien? No, I'm going to pass...

TNP owns a copy of the kama sutra

I meant actually fucking an alien.

False, I do not own a Kama Sutra.

TNP has masturbated outside in freezing temperatures.

 

[MrEd63]

I meant actually fucking an alien.

False, I do not own a Kama Sutra.

TNP has masturbated outside in freezing temperatures.

False

TNP has been caught naked in public

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

TNP has been caught naked in public

False, but all those dreams from my youth where I was …

TNP would gladly host a game show titled "How long can you hold an enema."

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

TNP would gladly host a game show titled "How long can you hold an enema."

False. That's

TNP has watched terrible movies solely for their sex scenes.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. That's

TNP has watched terrible movies solely for their sex scenes.

True. The hottest sex scene I have ever seen is in a movie called Galaxy of terror, where a woman gets raped by a giant maggot.

TNP has faked an orgasm.