mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
- Posts
- 50,217
False, but will have to add to my bucket list.
TNP has masturbated in their car.
True.
TNP has masturbated in someone else's car.
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False, but will have to add to my bucket list.
TNP has masturbated in their car.
True.
TNP has masturbated in someone else's car.
No.
TNP has masturbated in their car.
False. (This fact pleases me.) TNP has tried out for a game show.
False.
TNP has voiced this week with someone from Lit.
False.
TNP has voiced this week with someone from Lit.
False
TNP has masturbated when staying at a relatives house
)False. Been a long ass time. Like ages dude. TNP tries like hell to avoid having to go number 2# in a public restroom.
True. Sister-in-law. She caught me, too. No, no sex came from it. She rolled her eyes and walked away.
TNP has urinated on someone before per that person's request (and shame on you if you have)
False
TNP has caught someone other than an SO maturbating
What exactly is maturbating? I don’t think I’ve caught anyone doing that.
TNP can hold a conversation about things other than that of a sexual nature.
Definitely, and thank you for being so kind on my prior post
TNP spends more time reading books than watching movies.
About equal I’d say. (Also, I’m absolutely joking with you.)
TNP hates sex.![]()
FALSE!!!!! I have be obsessed since I was 12. But that my problem lol
TNP likes making love more than spontaneous lustful sex
Ehhh I’ll take either.
TNP’s first language isn’t English.
Close, it’s scathing sarcasm.
TNP works at the car center for extending your cars warranty.
Huh-uh.
TNP has been dismissed because a Litster didn’t like what they were talking to them about.
True, but in my defense I respectfully accepted their point of view
TNP was a late bloomer
Other than physically, I think I am still blooming.
TNP wishes they were more forward/direct with their needs/wants/desires.
False. Well, true. Well ... I guess it depends upon the day.
TNP has committed a prank that went wrong so to this day s/he has never revealed it was him / her who did it.
False but Intriguing! TNP has a Number one, long lasting celebrity crush.
Not sure about long lasting but for a few years now.
TNP tries to prep their meals on the weekends so it is faster/easier to cook during the week?
Sometimes my lunches and breakfasts.
TNP has a somewhat stressful job.
False. A little demanding at times but not stressful.
TNP can juggle.
I pretend to.
TNP is a good cook?