mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
- Posts
- 50,217
True, love dessert.
TNP has been told they hog the covers.
False.
TNP eats a hot dog with a knife and fork when men are watching.
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True, love dessert.
TNP has been told they hog the covers.
False.
TNP eats a hot dog with a knife and fork when men are watching.
False. But I have never really eaten a hot dog with men watching.
TNP eats differently on a date then they do when they are alone or hanging out with friends.
False. But I have never really eaten a hot dog with men watching.
TNP eats differently on a date then they do when they are alone or hanging out with friends.
True. On a date, I will never eat raw meat off the bones with my bare hands while standing naked in the bathtub.
TNP wishes they were 20 years younger.
True, hate admitting that one
TNP sleeps in the nude on a hot night
True.
TNP has a college degree.
True.
TNP had a lot of sex in college.
False. But sadly more than I’ve had in the 25 years since.
TNP would say yes to anyone who asked then on a date.
I wouldn't say anyone, but the likelihood is quite high.
TNP is a sucker for Girl Scouts selling their cookies.
False, easily walks by them.
TNP used to be a Scout, Boy or Girl.
I was in the Navy for six years. That's kinda like being a Boy Scout, except without competent adult supervision.
TNP likes the picture on their drivers license.
True, better than my passport .....yikes!!
TNP has been in the back of a police car??
True...
TNP has been willingly handcuffed.
True
TNP has flashed or have been flashed on the highway
True
TNP doesn’t know their body count
True, as I usually only count up to "1" when I count my body - well, maybe 1.5...I have no idea what a body count is.
TNP has already decided what their dinner for tonight will be.
False
TNP already masturbated today
False
(Body count = the number of people you’ve had sex with.)
TNP has summer vacation plans?
False
(Body count = the number of people you’ve had sex with.)
TNP has summer vacation plans?
False.
TNP has had both Covid-19 vaccination shots.
True
TNP binge watches tv shows
False
(Body count = the number of people you’ve had sex with.)
TNP has summer vacation plans?
False-ish, I have plans but not vacation.
TNP travels far for their vacation (at least 2 time zones or over 600 miles).
I do!False.
TNP still has VHS tapes inside their house.
FalseFalse-ish, I have plans but not vacation.
TNP travels far for their vacation (at least 2 time zones or over 600 miles).
True but just once for some school field trip thingFalse.
TNP has milked a cow.