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For the most part that's true. But everyone slips up eventually.
TNP misses lickable postage stamps.
Ew no.
TNP has had a paper cut on their tongue.
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For the most part that's true. But everyone slips up eventually.
TNP misses lickable postage stamps.
Ew no.
TNP has had a paper cut on their tongue.
Nope.
TNP wore braces on their teeth.
Nope..perfectly straight teeth.
TNP thinks biting is a sex act.
True.
TNP thinks home cooking is a sex act.
I think cooking with a partner can be foreplay.
TNP enjoys cooking with a partner.
I do.
TNP has a partner that cooks.
False
TNP has a stronger sex drive than their partner
True, which is why he told me to find a boyfriend lol![]()
TNP enjoys sex toys
True, they can be fun from time to time.
TNP will be getting laid in the next 24 hours.
I would hope, but there is never a guarantee, unless you count my hand
TNP masturbates daily
False. 3 - 5 times a week.
TNP masturbates regularly even when they have a partner
True.
TNP masturbates using toys
True.
TNP uses porn to masturbate.
Not really. I did like Georgina Spelvin in the original "Devil in Misses Jones". She was appropriately cast.Not usually but I did last night.
TNP has a favorite porn actor/actress
Not really. I did like Georgina Spelvin in the original "Devil in Misses Jones". She was appropriately cast.
TNP prefers a particular porn genre.
Is pretty porn a genre? lol
TNP doesn't watch porn.
False. But I probably watch less than the average male. That's got to count for something.
TNP owns a porn on either VHS or DVD.
True but it's porn oriented for women with no cum shots and actual plots.
TNP still owns a porn VHS tape
False.
TNP hates to do yard work.
false it is like therapy for meFalse.
TNP hates to do yard work.
TRUE!
TNP doesn't know what rose hips are.
false it is like therapy for me
TNP has been to a nudist beach
True
(I have a yard full of therapy for you if your interested)
False
TNP eats fruit for breakfast.
False. Should...but no.Most mornings true
TNP plans meals ahead of time
False. Should...but no.
TNP has tried numerous diets.