mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
- Posts
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True, just like my father did before me. My GF drops them inadvertently which makes them truly funny.
TNP has a favorite book
False.
TNP lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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True, just like my father did before me. My GF drops them inadvertently which makes them truly funny.
TNP has a favorite book
False.
TNP lives in a pineapple under the sea.
No...sometimes I get moist, but I’m definitely not a sponge.
TNP likes pineapple on their pizza.
I don't dislike it but it is not a favorite.
TNP eats pizza a few times per month.
More often than that.
TNP's most consumed beverage is water.
False probably coffee or tea.
TNP likes thunderstorms
True.
TNP owns more than one cat.
True.
TNP owns more than one cat.
False. None.
TNP has at least one dog.


No, we have a cat named Chairman Meow.
TNP is insatiable![]()
Of course...but unfortunately rare.Love the cat name...lol
Pleads the 5th
TNP likes unplanned sex
Of course...but unfortunately rare.
TNP enjoys lazy morning stretches and easing into the day.
Nope. My crazy-assed Corgi doesn't have a snooze button.Yes but that only happens on the weekends.
TNP uses a morning alarm and often hits the snooze.
Nope. My crazy-assed Corgi doesn't have a snooze button.
TNP has a Nespresso machine.
False.
TNP uses a refillable Keurig pod.
False.
TNP has their 4-digit zip code extension committed to memory.
False but I should have from all the hotels and resorts I have stayed in...
TNP has hotel reservations made for later
False.
TNP WANTS to make a hotel reservation for this summer.
True....with multiple cities.
TNP is going to a family reunion this summer
Hopefully if safe
TNP would watch if they walked by a friend’s open bedroom and heard them having sex.
False ish. Depends on the friend or who they are with. Haha. TNP has been vaccinated.
False. Sang in choir.False...but soon.
TNP has played in a band.
False. Sang in choir.
TNP plays a musical instrument.