*True Confessions*

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Hey Tonitis-

A few months ago my husband thought he was dying of the ebola virus. . . or West Nile. He wasn't sure. He went on the internet and convinced himself he had melenoma, so we got some moles removed. No cancer whatsoever, but the doctors were glad to take our money.

He IS a hypochondriac. I am making him go to the doctor however because I no longer have the ability to be objective where his *illnesses* are concerned - he comes up with a new one almost weekly. The next test on the list is a G.I., which is just fine by me. Whatever, get the test done and treat the problem or stop talking about it.

My husband has been diagnosed with General Anxiety Disorder, which he WON'T treat. He went to therapy for awhile until he felt he no longer needed it.

I don't expect you to know the history because I don't think you were posting here when I was, but his issues are pretty well documented.
 
redelicious said:
Hey Tonitis-

A few months ago my husband thought he was dying of the ebola virus. . . or West Nile. He wasn't sure. He went on the internet and convinced himself he had melenoma, so we got some moles removed. No cancer whatsoever, but the doctors were glad to take our money.

He IS a hypochondriac. I am making him go to the doctor however because I no longer have the ability to be objective where his *illnesses* are concerned - he comes up with a new one almost weekly. The next test on the list is a G.I., which is just fine by me. Whatever, get the test done and treat the problem or stop talking about it.

My husband has been diagnosed with General Anxiety Disorder, which he WON'T treat. He went to therapy for awhile until he felt he no longer needed it.

I don't expect you to know the history because I don't think you were posting here when I was, but his issues are pretty well documented.

Oh ok, I am sorry if I offended you. I just know that with all that I have dealt with the last year, I think alot of ppl thought that is was just in my head or that I was burnt out at work and just did not want to go. But in my case anyway, I definitely would not fake any of this. When I first learned of anorexia and bulimia my mom and I joked about we wish we could be anorexia for about 6 months. I know that that is a very serious disease and would not wish that on anyone and we didn't really want to have it, just wanted to be able to lose weight. But after this last year I know I could NEVER be bulimic. I hope that he will do what he has to to get better. I wish you lots of luck in this endeavor. My mom was sick alot. She was a diabetic and had some heart problems. We used to get tired of hearing about all her illnesses and aches and pains and no matter what someone else had or what they were going through, hers was always worse. It got to the point when she was REALLY, really sick, that my brother just blew it off. I would tell him, but he just thought that I was being her mouth piece until my other brother called him and told him he thought that there was something wrong with her. At that time neither of them lived near by and liked it that way. SO all the burden of taking care of her, when she needed it was on me. It was so hard. But now that she is gone I look back at those times and I think it was worth it for me. However, at the time I was exhausted and upset because I worked all night, had to come home and get my son to school, make sure she was ok. She would get bored just watching tv. She could not read anymore. She tried to be quite so I could get some sleep. But just as I would fall asleep she would fall and could not get up. I would try to get her up and usually end up calling my aunt to help me out. At the time I was very angry and upset. Not really at her, but I was so sleep deprived and I wanted to cry and did some, and want to know why is all this thrown on me! Why can't the other kids help? Why can't they relieve me at least for a few hours?


Sorry for rambling on. Hope that you have a wonderful day!
 
Afternoon all!

Thanks Jeff and SSG for the chuckles, nice way to end a Thursday. If I didn't have so much homework, I'd be doing happy hour :D That and I start the new job tomorrow....can't see trying to attempt that with a hang over. ;)

Keeping Sorta and Danny in my thoughts and prayers........
 
tonitits said:
Oh ok, I am sorry if I offended you. I just know that with all that I have dealt with the last year, I think alot of ppl thought that is was just in my head or that I was burnt out at work and just did not want to go. But in my case anyway, I definitely would not fake any of this. When I first learned of anorexia and bulimia my mom and I joked about we wish we could be anorexia for about 6 months. I know that that is a very serious disease and would not wish that on anyone and we didn't really want to have it, just wanted to be able to lose weight. But after this last year I know I could NEVER be bulimic. I hope that he will do what he has to to get better. I wish you lots of luck in this endeavor. My mom was sick alot. She was a diabetic and had some heart problems. We used to get tired of hearing about all her illnesses and aches and pains and no matter what someone else had or what they were going through, hers was always worse. It got to the point when she was REALLY, really sick, that my brother just blew it off. I would tell him, but he just thought that I was being her mouth piece until my other brother called him and told him he thought that there was something wrong with her. At that time neither of them lived near by and liked it that way. SO all the burden of taking care of her, when she needed it was on me. It was so hard. But now that she is gone I look back at those times and I think it was worth it for me. However, at the time I was exhausted and upset because I worked all night, had to come home and get my son to school, make sure she was ok. She would get bored just watching tv. She could not read anymore. She tried to be quite so I could get some sleep. But just as I would fall asleep she would fall and could not get up. I would try to get her up and usually end up calling my aunt to help me out. At the time I was very angry and upset. Not really at her, but I was so sleep deprived and I wanted to cry and did some, and want to know why is all this thrown on me! Why can't the other kids help? Why can't they relieve me at least for a few hours?


Sorry for rambling on. Hope that you have a wonderful day!

Hey, it's ok. Honestly one of the reasons I've pushed for him to go to the doctor is that as we get older (we're 35) he really will start to have some problems - if for no other reason then because he's aging, and I can no longer decern what is true and what is for attention. I don't want him to be like the boy who called wolf, but I'm also not going to get excited until something is *confirmed.* It is really frustrating (and not so coincidental) that all this happens when there's a new baby. (It just hit me that my son may be dealing better with it then my husband is. Wow.) If nothing else I hope that this incident confirms for him that he needs to treat his emotional problems.

I hope that you are feeling better and I am very sorry for the loss of your mother.
 
Death of a Senator

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter.

Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.

No problem, just let me in, says the guy.

Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Heaven and one day in Hell. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.

Really, I've already made up my mind. I want to be in heaven says the senator.

I'm sorry, but I have to follow rules. And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all of his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the devil, who is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

Now it's time to visit Heaven. So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity. He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell. So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends dressed in rags, picking up trash and putting it in black bags. The devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.

I don't understand, stammers the senator, Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. The devil looks at him and smiles and says "yesterday we were campaigning...today you voted for us!

VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!
 
The Pope's visit to Texas

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore.

There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using (autographed Round Rock Express) baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions" he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked the Veep "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope" Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom."

"Well" says the president, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing...... how's the bait holding up?"
 
Re: Finally.....

nrcma98 said:

5. Fiesty...Way to broaden your horizons.
Thank you Jeff... although I'm not sure I like being an "oldie but goodie" ;)

I am sure DoS will enjoy her surprise...evil chuckle notwithstanding.

Red- it's so good to get an update from you!

Too all the other citizens of TC....I hope you're having a wonderful day!
 
Happy Birthday, Jewelz!!!

I hope that the upcoming year brings you all you wish for! :rose:

:heart: I hope we can catch up sometime soon... it has been too long!
 
Re: Finally.....

nrcma98 said:
Okay confession time......

7. So I got the Star Wars trilogy the other day.....I SITLL haven't had time to watch it, dammit.

8. I'm 3 weeks away from my trip to FL....A weekend alone with DoS. If you don't hear from us, we swear we'll come up for air at some point.

9. I'm awfully proud of DoS for the new job and apartment. She even connected her DVD, VCR, and TV without a manual!!! :p I knew you could do it, babe.

10. I am planning a rather large surprise for her...I'm hoping she loves it. It is coming together rather nicely. <Insert sinister, conniving laugh>.

14. I still love my job!!! The past 7 weeks we have been FULL!!!! Not just full, but with really sick folks. Out clinical resource nurse has gone out of his way to assign me to some of the sicker patients....Demonstrating trust in my skills. I'm getting ready to take a class specific to organ donors as well as onpen heart surgical patients. I am also starting to study for my national Critical Care Registered Nurse exam. Giving myself a year (at most) in which to take and pass the damn thing. No pay raise with it....just the knowledge that i am getting better at what I do.

15. I'll admit it...I am totally bonkers for DoS. :rose: :kiss:

7. Such a shame.

8. I can hardly wait! (Don't forget to leave the SW trilogy in Kansas.)

9. As well as the stereo and all the speakers that go with it! ;) Thanks for all of your support with everything.

10. You still suck. You are driving me nuts, and yes - I do know that is your goal.

14. You are awesome at what you do, and I love hearing about your nights there. I am very proud of you.

15. Yep, you are totally bonkers. :heart:
 
Confessions:

The move went very smoothly and we are all settled in already. It already feels like 'home' here to me and the kids seem to be adjusting just fine.

A new issue has come up with the STBX (isn't that always the case?) regarding a possible move to where my family is. After all this time and effort trying to get back there, I can't believe that I am torn about what to do. It is complicated by so many things.

My new job is going great! I am in a few weeks of training now which is very interesting. The past couple of days have been tough... discussing topics such as child abuse (physical and sexual) and domestic violence and it's effects on children. Those issues touch so many people on a personal level, myself included. Hearing 911 tapes and seeing photos has really brought up some strong emotions. This job is something that I have wanted to do for a long time, and am very passionate about.

I have officially named my laptop "Piece of Shit" so forgive me for not being around more or responding to everyone. I hope to have my desktop up and running by Saturday.

I hope you are all doing great. It is good to see new faces! :) It is also great to see Red posting again!

My thoughts and prayers are with Sorta and Danny. :rose:
 
DreamOfSun said:
Happy Birthday, Jewelz!!!

I hope that the upcoming year brings you all you wish for! :rose:

:heart: I hope we can catch up sometime soon... it has been too long!
Happy BD, Jewelz!
 
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DreamOfSun said:
7. Such a shame.

8. I can hardly wait! (Don't forget to leave the SW trilogy in Kansas.)

9. As well as the stereo and all the speakers that go with it! ;) Thanks for all of your support with everything.

10. You still suck. You are driving me nuts, and yes - I do know that is your goal.

14. You are awesome at what you do, and I love hearing about your nights there. I am very proud of you.

15. Yep, you are totally bonkers. :heart:

&. Thanks for understanding. Surprise link

8/9. Speakers.....Hmm...I'll bring all 5 movies for you. No nookie until they have all been watched.

10. It's a constant source of amusement. Especially considering the ease with which you get driven nuts. :D

14. Thanks for listening to the reports....I'm not awesome....yet....

15. Note how she turned a sweet comment into something totally off. <shakes head sadly>
 
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nrcma98 said:
15. Note haw she turned a sweet comment into something totally off. <shakes head sadly>

You know I love you. :kiss:
 
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nrcma98 said:
Fiesty.....Would "more experienced" have worked?
Now that might have worked...depending on the amount of sarcasm included. ;)

Happy birthday Jewelz...I hope it was everything you could wish for.

Dreamy hon..it's great to hear how things are going so well. I knew it would. Isn't it funny how we can do things when we have a motivating factor? We might not feel strong at the time, but when it comes right down to it...the strength is there. I'm proud of you and no matter what your decisions are about going back 'home' they'll be the right ones for you and the kidlets. :rose:
 
Jumping on the band wagon.........

Happy Birthday dear founder of our home away from home!

Jeff, You got the SW DVDs????? Damn! Hoping to get my copy next week...this week had to bite the bullet and by a Mac. Hmmmmm, if I work it right I could have the DVDs when the Mac arrives......bet it would be awsome on the new G5 with 5.1 surround sound.

Jenny, only a few more hours to go and he'll be there. :devil:
 
DreamOfSun said:
Confessions:

I have officially named my laptop "Piece of Shit" so forgive me for not being around more or responding to everyone. I hope to have my desktop up and running by Saturday.


My desktop is affectionately named Sam....stands for Stupid Ass Machine. Laptop is named Doorstop :D BTW, given your instalation talents, can you tell me how to hook up a home theater? ;)
 
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. It was a very good day. :heart:


Jenny, so glad my brother is coming home today!! Give him a hug for me! I love fridays still, my love is coming home tonight too!

Sunnygirl & Jeff, I wish you both the very best of love and happiness, you both are very deserving of that!! :rose:

Red, :kiss:



Confessions:
*My heart is with SC and Danny. I am saddened that they keep getting hit with such adversity and especially this latest tragedy. I continue to keep them both in my prayers and in my heart. I love you both. :heart:

*I didnt know it was possible to fall even deeper in love with my husband but in the past two days, it happened.

*My new bed is coming today!! Praise God! lol

*Im very excited to christen the new bed tonight ....*wicked grin*

*I wish you all a very happy and safe weekend!!!
 
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DreamOfSun said:
Confessions:

The move went very smoothly and we are all settled in already. It already feels like 'home' here to me and the kids seem to be adjusting just fine.

A new issue has come up with the STBX (isn't that always the case?) regarding a possible move to where my family is. After all this time and effort trying to get back there, I can't believe that I am torn about what to do. It is complicated by so many things.

My new job is going great! I am in a few weeks of training now which is very interesting. The past couple of days have been tough... discussing topics such as child abuse (physical and sexual) and domestic violence and it's effects on children. Those issues touch so many people on a personal level, myself included. Hearing 911 tapes and seeing photos has really brought up some strong emotions. This job is something that I have wanted to do for a long time, and am very passionate about.

I have officially named my laptop "Piece of Shit" so forgive me for not being around more or responding to everyone. I hope to have my desktop up and running by Saturday.

I hope you are all doing great. It is good to see new faces! :) It is also great to see Red posting again!

My thoughts and prayers are with Sorta and Danny. :rose:

Glad that things are working out well for you. Good luck with the job. I know it takes a very special person to work with those kind of cases. My mom talked to someone one time whose husband was a probation officer for juveniles and after 5 yrs he had to take a break and do something else. He said that seeing the things like you described just got too much to bear. We watch Law and Order SVU all the time and I love the show, but I don't think I could do that. SO hats off to you. I am sure that you will get the desktop up and running and everything will be just fine. I am sure that you are looking forward to Jeff's visit. Have a great weekend.
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEWELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hope that you have a wonderful birthday and enjoy breaking in the new bed tonight!!! ;) (((((((((((Jewelz)))))))))))

Jenny - so glad that Oman will finally be home to you tonight. Tell him hi for me and enjoy the weekend. How much longer does he have to do this? When is he getting that much needed time off?

((((((((((((Jenny and Oman))))))))))))

Hope everyone has a great weekend and take care. For those of you in FL be careful I understand that Jeanne is heading your way! I can't believe all the hurricanes to hit the area this year!

My heart and prayers are with Sorta and Danny.
 
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