*True Confessions*

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leaving a hello for everyone............sounds like things are going well for many here...... :rose: may it continue for you all!
 
(((((((((Sorta))))))))

There are no words to say for something like this. You already know that you are in our thoughts and prayers.....at this point all you can really do is wait. All things happen for a reason, but we sheldom understand why.

Trials, temptations, disappointments -- all these are helps instead of hindrances, if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fibre of a character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation represents a new fund of moral energy. Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was before.

-- James Buckham
 
Good morning TC folks. Damn, I'm up early on a Sunday.

Sorta, my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during this time. Honestly, I am at a loss as to how to provide any comfort in this situation. Just know you are in my thoughts and I am wishing for you all of the strength that you all will need. :rose: :heart:


Dreamy, congrats on making the move!!! Enjoy all that freedom and your new life has to offer you.

OMG!! Red, YAY!!!!!!! Hi love! I hope you and baby are doing well! A complete update would be appreciated! :D I've missed you, girlfriend. :heart:


Well, I think I might toddle off back to bed. Have a wonderful Sunday, my friends.
 
SC, darlin, you already know how much I am so sorry for all that you and your loved ones are having to endure. My love and prayers are with you all. :rose:

sunnygirl, i am so glad that you are getting settled and are feeling good about things again. i wish you the best, love. :kiss:


red and ng, great to see you both.
 
SC... sending all kinds of good thoughts and warm prayers your way from TN... Leave it in His hands and everything will work out for the best!!! Hugs...


And to all my other TC family.... you're in my prayers, too!! I'm always lurking.... :rose: :kiss:
 
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Marriage

1." I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'."


2. "I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months ... I don't like to interrupt her."


3. "Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible."


4. "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge that to let him keep her."


5. "Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all."
 
Hope everyone had a great weekend and that the week goes by fast for you!

DOS - congratulations on the move and glad things are looking good for you.

Keeping everyone in my thoughts and prayers.

Here are some jokes to get the week off to a good start. Have a great one!

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."
From the back of the room, a voice called out, "So, what are the words?"

After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor's boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear, dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.
"It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age," the neighbor said.
"Sexuality, my foot!" the mother yelled. "He took out her appendix!"

Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It's called, Sosumi.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept roaring and roaring until a hunter came along and shot him....
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


An old guy went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."

Life sucks,

I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like...

A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars. A man answered the ad, but he was slightly skeptical. "What's the gimmick?" he inquired.
"No gimmick," the woman answered. "My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his secretary.

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replied, "Heck, I ain't worried. It won't affect us ducks!!!"

The other night, my wife and I were going out for dinner.
She put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then turned to me and asked, "Does this look natural?"

Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?"
Defendant: "No, I did not."
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"
Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder."


Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."
 
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Trouble

O no, I see,
I spun a web, it's tangled up with me,
And I lost my head,
The thought of all the stupid things I said,

O no what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
I turned to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done,

I never meant to cause you trouble,
And I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
O no, I never meant to do you harm.

O no I see,
A spider web and it's me in the middle,
So I twist and turn,
Here I am in love in a bubble,

Singing, I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Although I never meant to do you harm.

They spun a web for me,
They spun a web for me,
They spun a web for me.
 
Tell Me What you Want

"TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT" - Zebra

I've been wasting my time
I am losing my mind
My head's on the floor
For evermore
I have given you all
All that I had
But with a slam of the door
You've driven me mad
Now I'm sad
Tell me what you want

You have taken it all
All of my love
Unrelenting you told
You told me a lie
So I can cry
There aren't words for it all
All that I feel
With the palm of your hand
You crushed me for real
Now what's the deal

Tell me what you want

I'm wishing to God you're gonna say you miss me
I'm crossing my fingers that you say you're gonna kiss me
I'm wishing to God you're gonna say you miss me
I've got my fingers crossed you'll kiss me one more time

So I can say I ain't been wasting my time
I am losing my mind
My head's on the floor
For evermore
I have given you all
All that I had
But with the slam of the door
You've driven me mad
Now I'm sad

Tell me what you want

I need you so bad
You got to tell me, tell me what you want..
 
nycdoctor said:
very interesting thread

Well well well....a virgin! Come on in sweety and make yourself to home. We don't bite....real hard anyway :D
 
Wintermute said:
Thanks for your fucking support. Every wonder why I don't post in here anymore? Guess.

And the horse you rode in on.......

And how come the only time we hear from you is when your little heart is at odds??? You want a friend, then be a friend. You don't like it when someone you care about screws around, then stop screwing around on those that care about you.
 
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How do you guys get your own avatar? DO you have to have hundred post before you get you are allow to have your own icon?
 
nycdoctor said:
How do you guys get your own avatar? DO you have to have hundred post before you get you are allow to have your own icon?

Yep, gotta have a hundred posts and yep again, you get your own....no library here.
 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I had any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
 
Small rant.

Ever hear this during a conversation:

"Men are pigs."

Followed within two minutes by the phrase:

"How come I can't find a man?"

Or vice versa will suffice. Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. 2 + 2 = 4 where I'm from.

End of small rant.

So yeah anyway, I haven't dropped off the face of the earth. I still lurk around but never seem to post anymore. But I still think about you all and I wish you well. Thought I'd drop in and let you all know that.

Stay out of chatrooms, they give you linguistic cancer.
 
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