*True Confessions*

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Congrats CF and good luck to DoS....does appear things are looking up around here.

I am amazed at all the goodies available for students! Seems everything connected to education is one huge benifit! I mean I learned yesterday that not only does Apple give student discounts on their computers, but software companies do too. For instance, Macromedia's studio MX package which includes Dreamweaver, Flash, Freehand and Fireworks retails for a 1000 bucks, but a qualifing student can get it for 200! I may think about spending an additional year in school just for the goodies ;)
 
InLust said:

I am amazed at all the goodies available for students! Seems everything connected to education is one huge benifit! I mean I learned yesterday that not only does Apple give student discounts on their computers, but software companies do too. For instance, Macromedia's studio MX package which includes Dreamweaver, Flash, Freehand and Fireworks retails for a 1000 bucks, but a qualifing student can get it for 200! I may think about spending an additional year in school just for the goodies ;)
I was always amazed at the goodies at school ... oh ... wait a minute ... I don't think we are talking about the same sort of goodies ...

good morning IL! I'm absolutely sure you qualify as one of the goodies I was thinking of!

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! (It's on-call week for me ... which explains why I am at the computer at 5:30am on a Saturday)
 
Batteries Fiesty Don't forget the Batteries....... and spares!...... awww hell just get those 15 minute rechargeables isn't that as close to a man as you can get except they last longer than 10 initially......

(help me make 100 posts today!) [/B]
So sorry I wasn't here to help you make that 100 post mark Toyman...but thanks for the batteries reminder. ;) I'll be sure to stock up...my honey is taking me to the toy store this weekend.


Dreamy and C_F...thanks for thinking of me, I have at least 50 applications and resumes out there...I'm hoping that one of them gets more than just a 'we're looking at it' response this week. I miss my old job and really need to get working here for more than just the financial reasons. Good luck on your first day Dreamy honey....and C_F? I can remember many, many little girl sleepovers like that, and although sometimes I thought I was crazy, I always loved it, ...I wish I were as familiar with the little boy side of things as you are I'm lost when it comes to what my son is into...

Hugs to NG and SS...I always seem to miss you!!

toni, jeff and the rest of the tc gang...hope you're having a wonderful weekend.
and I confess...I'm all psyched about the Patriots/Panthers preseason game tonight...woohoo...go Pats!!!
 
confession/vent/whatever

Okay, here is a confession/vent/whatthefuckever...

I am alone for the afternoon (meaning STBX is out) and the kids are napping. I go to take out my favorite 'toy' only to discover that they are all fucking GONE! I mean, no where to be found. Obviously, he has either packed them with some of his things or trashed them while I was out of town. Okay, if he packed them, what the fuck does he need with my toys? I can't imagine he would even contemplate entertaining someone with used toys.

I am pissed. I guess all is fair in love and war (or divorce, as the case may be).

And I had a pretty damn good collection, too. -pout-

Two more weeks, two more weeks, two more weeks...
 
Monday morning to everyone!

Sorry to hear about your loss, Dos.......I think thats a pretty rotten thing for him to do. I actually had that happen to me as well......only thing I could figure was if he wasn't getting any, that I shouldn't be either. Upside is, you are outta there in 2 weeks and think of the fun you will have buying replacements :devil:

Big hi to any lurkers out there....and I strongly suspect there are more than a few ;)
 
SecretScribe said:
I was always amazed at the goodies at school ... oh ... wait a minute ... I don't think we are talking about the same sort of goodies ...

good morning IL! I'm absolutely sure you qualify as one of the goodies I was thinking of!

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! (It's on-call week for me ... which explains why I am at the computer at 5:30am on a Saturday)

I KNOW you are at the top of my list when I think of goodies. Miss seeing your wit and groping your ah........brain, thats it, your brain :devil:
 
12 hours and no replies??????

Well, you guys know what that means.........

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said: You wear pants don't you?

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He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said: That's a good idea! You stand by the ironing board

while I sit on the sofa.

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He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I

gave you?

She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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On a wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere"

Written just below it: " I do not"

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it

take to do the dishes?

A. Both of them.

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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A The bonds mature.

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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.

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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A.. We don't know; it has never happened.

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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and

good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to

bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God

says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you

make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
 
LITTLE BOY AT THE NUDE BEACH

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
 
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He
walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order,
Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they
get to know each other quite well.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back
To his place and have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to
Pay her $200 for sex. Jill is traveling the world and because she is
short
of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she
will
sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is
only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the
corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention
and may be she can then shake some more cash out of him again.

So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's
from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I...
What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I -
what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies.
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"
...what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my
parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!


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Rof@ all da jokes


well ,My confession today is that my 12 -yr-old started 7th grade today ( God ,I feel old now ,lol) and anyways ,I miss him already:(

My daughter cut his hair last night cause he was starting to look like shaggy from Scooby doo ..But damn he is a handsome one ,If I do say so myself and those big brown ,puppy dog eyes are sure to melt a heart or 2... and I am only like 1/4 inch taller than him now too ..geez


I just hope his teachers are better this year than the losers he had last year...If not ,Dream will be partaking in some major whoop -ass sessions ..hehhe

Hope everyone has a nice day ,Dracoa is STILL in bed ( must've worn him out ,lol) :D :devil: :kiss:
 
~Dream~ said:
Rof@ all da jokes


well ,My confession today is that my 12 -yr-old started 7th grade today ( God ,I feel old now ,lol) and anyways ,I miss him already:(

My daughter cut his hair last night cause he was starting to look like shaggy from Scooby doo ..But damn he is a handsome one ,If I do say so myself and those big brown ,puppy dog eyes are sure to melt a heart or 2... and I am only like 1/4 inch taller than him now too ..geez


I just hope his teachers are better this year than the losers he had last year...If not ,Dream will be partaking in some major whoop -ass sessions ..hehhe

Hope everyone has a nice day ,Dracoa is STILL in bed ( must've worn him out ,lol) :D :devil: :kiss:

Dream my twelve year old went into the 7 th grade 3 weeks ago. And like you, not prejudice or bragging or anything like that, he is a good looking, dark haired cutie with big brown eyes. And he can really turn on the charm when he wants something, lol. But he is not into girls, just yet. He is really enjoying it and loves that he gets to do more things than he did in elementary school. Don't worry in a few hours he will be home. Good luck to you both this year. My son is 2 inches shorter than me, he keeps saying he is 1 inch shorter and going to pass me up. Brat! ;) And he probably will this year!
 
The daily humor

Two aerial antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

* Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

* A jumper cable struts into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't try to start something."

* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer for me, please, and one for the road."

* Two cows are standing next to each other in a field; Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

* A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."

* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

* I went to a seafood disco last week .... and pulled a mussel.

* Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

* How is it that we could put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage.
 
Thank you

To all of the birthday well-wishes. They are much appreciated.

My only regret...not being able to than you all personally.

And DoS....Sorry about the STBE's actions. I guess you'll have to to do it the old-fashioned way. In 6 weeks....I'll help. :D
 
Tap tap tap...anyone out there?

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
 
Dropping by to say hi to everyone and hope that all those in line of the hurricane are safe and not receive too much damage. Keeping you all in my thoughts and prayers.
 
Hello everyone...been slow in here this week. Wonder if its the holiday weekend coming up for us folks in the US, its also a busy time 'cause the kids are heading back to school. Where is everyone???

I have been busy with work and then the festival Im volunteering for. Im having a hard time convincing myself that I am a JUST a volunteer....ugh, my own damn fault.

Fiesty, I hope you have had some luck on the job front!! You know I have been there and Im wishing you the best.

CF, I hope you are surviving the party!!! Congrats on the promotion!! :nana: Thats terrific!

Dreamy...Hope the new job is everything you want it to be and that you are adjusting well!!!

Jeff, its always nice to talk to you! :rose:

Lusty, be safe this weekend! Be very very safe!


Hellos to the rest of the group.....Have a great weekend. We are flying north Saturday for the long weekend, so have a safe and happy one, and enjoy the last weekend of the summer!!! :rose:
 
As those of us that reside in Florida gear up for the 2nd major hurricane in 3 weeks, I am beginning to wonder why I'm living here :D

The schools on the west coast have been closed so that they maybe used as shelters (I get tomorrow off) for those living on the east coast which has been ordered to evacuate. Our shelters which would normally be used are still housing 1000s of homeless Charley survivors. There still are good size sections of with out power in this end of the world. We had just started being able to buy gas without driving 50 miles and now the pumps are again dry as people prepare. I don't know about the rest of the Floridian TCers, but Nebraska is starting to look awfully good to me;)
 
InLust said:
As those of us that reside in Florida gear up for the 2nd major hurricane in 3 weeks, I am beginning to wonder why I'm living here :D

The schools on the west coast have been closed so that they maybe used as shelters (I get tomorrow off) for those living on the east coast which has been ordered to evacuate. Our shelters which would normally be used are still housing 1000s of homeless Charley survivors. There still are good size sections of with out power in this end of the world. We had just started being able to buy gas without driving 50 miles and now the pumps are again dry as people prepare. I don't know about the rest of the Floridian TCers, but Nebraska is starting to look awfully good to me;)

I can definitely think of some midwest state that I would rather be in during times like this! ;)

Good luck, IL. Looks like we will get a ton of rain no matter what. Hopefully our east coast friends (Danny and Sorta, among others) will make it through safely and with as little damage as possible.
 
naughtygirl said:
Dreamy...Hope the new job is everything you want it to be and that you are adjusting well!!!

Thanks, honey. The job is going very well and I think I am really going to like it, especially once I get my own caseload and feel like I am doing something! Leaving the kids (especially the baby) on the first day was horrible... but I am managing. It has been an adjustment, that is for sure.

:rose:
 
Hatches battened down, major supplies ready, just some last minute house preparations left (vacuuming, tidying, organizing, a little more laundry, etc.).

We busted our butts the last few days to get prepared here at home as well as securing the office, but I think we are as ready as we're gonna be.

IL & SweetSunnygirl, as well as Winzy and any other FL/east coast friends, be safe, you are in our prayers. Plus, we have supplies for an army so you can always come stay here!:D

Confession: I'm not scared yet, but getting more and more nervous. But after spending 11 years with a freak with a hard-on for survivalism, I think I have a good idea what we're in for and feel fairly capable. The only room in the house without windows is the guest bathroom, so I'm trying to picture Danny, Me, Nitro (160lb rottwieller), Peanut (11lb mini-pin), my mom, and my brother all piled in there...with the tub filled with water! LOL This could be a bit cramped.

It's creepy driving down the road and seeing everything boarded up and the roads are so empty compared to a normal day. I think that gave me the heebies more that anything.

On a brighter note...in love sex rocks.:devil: :D (we got sick of worring, and needed a tension breaker yesterday).
 
DreamOfSun said:
I can definitely think of some midwest state that I would rather be in during times like this! ;)

Good luck, IL. Looks like we will get a ton of rain no matter what. Hopefully our east coast friends (Danny and Sorta, among others) will make it through safely and with as little damage as possible.
What? Not even a Toto joke?!?

Stay safe, you Floridians

I want guarantees that there won't be any of these storms when I get there in 5.5 weeks.
 
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