*True Confessions*

[kikmosa]

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

 

[InLust]

Hot Chocolate

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at
a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now
retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives.

Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.
When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said:
"Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups ... And then you began eying each other's cups.

Now consider this: Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life. The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you have. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate. Life is the hot chocolate. The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything that they have."

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
And enjoy your hot chocolate.

 

[omahaman2]

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at
a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now
retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives.

Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.
When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said:
"Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups ... And then you began eying each other's cups.

Now consider this: Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life. The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you have. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate. Life is the hot chocolate. The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything that they have."

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
And enjoy your hot chocolate.

Thanks TCers for making my hot chocolate tatse great these last few years!

 

[kikmosa]

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?





He couldn't face defeet!!

 

[kikmosa]

Q: What do you get when you cross a joke and a motorcycle?




A: A yamahahaha

 

[kikmosa]

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A:St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A:Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling in the stew!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A:He took a shortcut!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A:Short ribs!

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A:Because they're very short - tempered!

 

[lilknowitall15]

Umm can i still post confessions here? lol...looks unlike it hehe

 

[lilknowitall15]

Umm can i still post confessions here? lol...looks unlike it hehe.

 

[InLust]

Umm can i still post confessions here? lol...looks unlike it hehe.

Confessions are always welcome

 

[happyparadox]

Umm can i still post confessions here? lol...looks unlike it hehe.

Water polo, yikes!! Forget the confessions just post pictures of you in your speedo.

 

[happyparadox]

Confessions are always welcome

And you, luscious star of my fantasy, let's have those confessions you have locked up in the secret vault of your brilliant mind.

 

[happyparadox]

"In case youre wondering what I look like....*click* "


OK, I clicked but I didn't find the speedo no matter how many times I looked. But I'm good and ready for the confessions

 

[InLust]

And you, luscious star of my fantasy, let's have those confessions you have locked up in the secret vault of your brilliant mind.

Hmmmmmm, my trip to New York is back on for next week......going with a couple of coders; both male One has a knee weakening UK accent and the other has eyes of chocolate. I'll leave it at that for now...

How ya doing Happy? Don't see you much anymore

 

[omahaman2]

Good saturday morning TCers!
especially to the 2 for their first week of marital bliss!

 

[happyparadox]

Hmmmmmm, my trip to New York is back on for next week......going with a couple of coders; both male One has a knee weakening UK accent and the other has eyes of chocolate. I'll leave it at that for now...

How ya doing Happy? Don't see you much anymore

There's always something about those trips that loosens the inhibition. The strangest things may happen in ohh... say a hotel in Stuttgart.

I would like to visit here more often or maybe meet you in a coffee shop during your New York trip, start a pleasant conversation and...

 

[naughtygirl]

It's official!

Hi everyone! Just stopping by to let you know it is official - Nigel and I were married a week ago on Friday! I love being a married woman. And we survived a week of family, including my mother. It was a great time!

Thank you for all of your well wishes and sweet thoughts. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

 

[InLust]

Hi everyone! Just stopping by to let you know it is official - Nigel and I were married a week ago on Friday! I love being a married woman. And we survived a week of family, including my mother. It was a great time!

Thank you for all of your well wishes and sweet thoughts. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

WAHOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[InLust]

There's always something about those trips that loosens the inhibition. The strangest things may happen in ohh... say a hotel in Stuttgart.

I would like to visit here more often or maybe meet you in a coffee shop during your New York trip, start a pleasant conversation and...

I have inhibitions? Hmmmmmmm, you could be right. Did you enjoy Stuttgart?

I do love good coffee and stimulating conversation

 

[omahaman2]

Hi everyone! Just stopping by to let you know it is official - Nigel and I were married a week ago on Friday! I love being a married woman. And we survived a week of family, including my mother. It was a great time!

Thank you for all of your well wishes and sweet thoughts. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

 

[happyparadox]

Best wishes to naughty and Nigel. Live long and prosper.

 

[kikmosa]

Hi everyone! Just stopping by to let you know it is official - Nigel and I were married a week ago on Friday! I love being a married woman. And we survived a week of family, including my mother. It was a great time!

Thank you for all of your well wishes and sweet thoughts. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Congratulations Nigel and Naughty!!!

 

[happyparadox]

I have inhibitions? Hmmmmmmm, you could be right. Did you enjoy Stuttgart?

I do love good coffee and stimulating conversation

Yes, I enjoyed Stuttgart but Bogota' ...

 

[lilknowitall15]

lol speedo huh. yeah those suits arent exactly flattering, theyre made to keep everything in, and not be pullable...so yea... boobies go splat in that thing.

and as for my confession...well...sometimes I want to try wearing/using a strap-on...haha. Is that weird hehe.

 

[happyparadox]

lol speedo huh. yeah those suits arent exactly flattering, theyre made to keep everything in, and not be pullable...so yea... boobies go splat in that thing.

and as for my confession...well...sometimes I want to try wearing/using a strap-on...haha. Is that weird hehe.

I loved when practice overlapped with the girls team. Just out of the pool, swimmers body, wet speedo clinging to every curve and crevice, just watching those girls walking on the pool deck was good sex.

Strap-on? Not so weird. But another confession will be in order when you realize that fantasy.

 

[lilknowitall15]

haha, we always had practice with the boys..and believe me, those water polo boys had bodies to die for... It was truly worth the immense workouts we had to do every day.

and yes..strap-on. I know its not so weird. Its just that idk. I think about using it with either a guy or a girl. Just the thought of controlling it, idk haha. But yea.