*True Confessions*

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What goes in hard, and comes out wet and sticky?



Chewing gum you perv!!!!! :D
 
My true confession...

I sometimes have the urge to go visit my ex gf and her husband even though I would probably cheat on the man I love.

Those kind of urges are hard to fight. But hurting someone you care for hurts you just as much and breaks a trust that may not ever be rebuilt. Only you can decide if it's worth that risk.
 
I sometimes have the urge to go visit my ex gf and her husband even though I would probably cheat on the man I love.[/QUOTE]



If your not getting it at home...what are you supposed to do??
 
I sometimes have the urge to go visit my ex gf and her husband even though I would probably cheat on the man I love.



If your not getting it at home...what are you supposed to do??[/QUOTE]

Some times I get the urge to get some cute little 18 year old pregnant...why?
 
It has been some time since I have stopped in. Welcome to all of the new confessors!

Jenny, I was so sorry to hear of your mom's passing. I am certain that Oman is providing you with all of the love and support that you need right now. My best to you. :rose:

Lusty, I hope your new graphic biz has gotten off the ground. My home business took a backseat to my regular work and other life projects some time ago. I always have the best intentions.... I hope that you are much more successful than I have been.


I wanted to stop in and share some news with my Lit family. As many of those who used to frequent the TC thread know, Nigel and I met through Lit about 5 years ago. We have built a terrific life together and decided its about time to take it to the next level, so....

*Drumroll* We are getting married in April!! In fact, its just 67 days away from our wedding!TA-DAH!!! :D

We are planning a relatively small ceremony in our favorite city of sin, Las Vegas. It should be a fun week of celebration! Just wanted to pop in and share the good news with all of you who have shared so many good times with me here. As I am writing this, I am reflecting back on those times and how different things are now for me. It all led to growth, right?

Hope you are all in a good place and doing well! :rose:


19 days away
should we have a TCer get together?
 
I know!!! It's not long now. We are so excited! This is one of the happiest times in my life. *big sigh* I am very honored to be marrying Nigel.

Welcome back, Kiki!!! So nice to see you and you look great!
 
I know!!! It's not long now. We are so excited! This is one of the happiest times in my life. *big sigh* I am very honored to be marrying Nigel.

Welcome back, Kiki!!! So nice to see you and you look great!

Less than 3 weeks away!!! I'm a bit behind in offering up congrats - but I made it before the wedding :D Congrats and Best Wishes!


Anyone ever take a headcount for happy couples as the result of TC?
 
I know!!! It's not long now. We are so excited! This is one of the happiest times in my life. *big sigh* I am very honored to be marrying Nigel.

Welcome back, Kiki!!! So nice to see you and you look great!
Thanks. :D That pic was before my haircut and the last 20 lbs lost. I need to make a new one I guess.
 
Less than 3 weeks away!!! I'm a bit behind in offering up congrats - but I made it before the wedding :D Congrats and Best Wishes!


Anyone ever take a headcount for happy couples as the result of TC?

I only know of two, Oman&Jenny and Nigel&Naughty, but I'm sure there are several more.
 
I only know of two, Oman&Jenny and Nigel&Naughty, but I'm sure there are several more.

I kinda thought Dan and Sorta met here too. Hmmmmmm, Roll call Please. If you are a happy couple who met here, and have been together 12 months or more, give a shout out!
 
I kinda thought Dan and Sorta met here too. Hmmmmmm, Roll call Please. If you are a happy couple who met here, and have been together 12 months or more, give a shout out!

I think your right, Dan and Sorta met here too.
 
You know you drink too much coffee when...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

5. You can't remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You don't sweat -- you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
 
What's the difference between light and hard?



You can go to sleep with the light on. :D
 
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.

"You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.

Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch.

After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.

"Billy! You're a genius," exclaimed grampa. He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.

Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar.

"Grampa," said the boy, "You already gave me a dollar."

"No," replied grampa, "That dollar's from grandma!"
 
Here's something to think about today.

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be:

· 57 Asians
· 21 Europeans
· 14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
· 8 Africans

· 52 would be female
· 48 would be male

· 70 would be non-white
· 30 would be white

· 70 would be non-Christian
· 30 would be Christian

· 89 would be heterosexual
· 11 would be homosexual

· 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

· 80 would live in substandard housing

· 70 would be unable to read

· 50 would suffer from malnutrition

· 1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

· 1 would have a college education

· 1 would own a computer

When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes critical.

The following is also something to ponder.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death, you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish some place, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and further more, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that can not read at all.
 
Scoreboard, baby!

ROCK CHALK!!!

San Antonio, Texas
Final 1OT 1 2 OT T
Kansas #1 (37-3) « 33 30 12 75
Memphis #1 (38-2) 28 35 5 68
Players of the Game
MEM - D. Rose (Pts:18, Reb:6, Ast:8)
KS - M. Chalmers (Pts:18, Reb:3, Ast:3)
 
I confess...

That I'm soooo excited for NG and Nigel!:nana:

That I'm still having difficulties dealing with my Mom's passing.:(

That I feel discouraged at times when I still think I have such a long road ahead of me.

That having the love and support from Oman has kept me going.:heart::heart:
 
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