redelicious
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Jeff, I just wanted to drop in and congratulate you on the great news. I was lurking with my fingers crossed. 
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Curious_Fem
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Great news, Jeff.
omahaman2
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What A Difference One Day Makes...In Memory of 9-11-01
On Monday we emailed jokes. On Tuesday we did not.
On Monday we thought that we were secure. On Tuesday we learned better.
On Monday we were talking about heroes as being athletes. On Tuesday we relearned who our heroes are.
On Monday we were irritated that our rebate checks had not arrived. On Tuesday we gave money away to people we had never met.
On Monday there were people fighting against praying in schools. On Tuesday you would have been hard pressed to find a school where someone was not praying.
On Monday people argued with their kids about picking up their room. On Tuesday the same people could not get home fast enough to hug their kids.
On Monday people were upset that they had to wait 6 minutes in a fast food drive through line. On Tuesday people didn't care about waiting up to 6 hours to give blood for the dying.
On Monday we waved our flags signifying our cultural diversity. On Tuesday we waved only the American flag.
On Monday there were people trying to separate each other by race, sex, color and creed. On Tuesday they were all holding hands.
On Monday we were men or women, black or white, old or young, rich or poor, gay or straight, Christian or non-Christian. On Tuesday we were Americans.
On Monday politicians argued about budget surpluses. On Tuesday grief stricken they sang 'God Bless America'.
On Monday the President was going to Florida to read to children. On Tuesday he returned to Washington to protect our children.
On Monday we had families. On Tuesday we had orphans.
On Monday people went to work as usual. On Tuesday they died.
On Monday people were fighting the 10 commandments on government property. On Tuesday the same people all said 'God help us all' while thinking 'Thou shall not kill'.
It is sadly ironic how it takes horrific events to place things into perspective, but it has. The lessons learned that week, the things we have taken for granted, the things that have been forgotten or overlooked, hopefully will never be forgotten again.
On Monday we emailed jokes. On Tuesday we did not.
On Monday we thought that we were secure. On Tuesday we learned better.
On Monday we were talking about heroes as being athletes. On Tuesday we relearned who our heroes are.
On Monday we were irritated that our rebate checks had not arrived. On Tuesday we gave money away to people we had never met.
On Monday there were people fighting against praying in schools. On Tuesday you would have been hard pressed to find a school where someone was not praying.
On Monday people argued with their kids about picking up their room. On Tuesday the same people could not get home fast enough to hug their kids.
On Monday people were upset that they had to wait 6 minutes in a fast food drive through line. On Tuesday people didn't care about waiting up to 6 hours to give blood for the dying.
On Monday we waved our flags signifying our cultural diversity. On Tuesday we waved only the American flag.
On Monday there were people trying to separate each other by race, sex, color and creed. On Tuesday they were all holding hands.
On Monday we were men or women, black or white, old or young, rich or poor, gay or straight, Christian or non-Christian. On Tuesday we were Americans.
On Monday politicians argued about budget surpluses. On Tuesday grief stricken they sang 'God Bless America'.
On Monday the President was going to Florida to read to children. On Tuesday he returned to Washington to protect our children.
On Monday we had families. On Tuesday we had orphans.
On Monday people went to work as usual. On Tuesday they died.
On Monday people were fighting the 10 commandments on government property. On Tuesday the same people all said 'God help us all' while thinking 'Thou shall not kill'.
It is sadly ironic how it takes horrific events to place things into perspective, but it has. The lessons learned that week, the things we have taken for granted, the things that have been forgotten or overlooked, hopefully will never be forgotten again.
InLust
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Walking into his favorite bar, Willie said to the bartender,
"Pour me a stiff one. I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Harry. "And how did this one end?
"When it was over," Willie replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit."
"Pour me a stiff one. I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Harry. "And how did this one end?
"When it was over," Willie replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit."
Machiavellix
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I was waiting to get a haircut earlier today, sitting on a wooden bench, when the strangest thing happened. My dick fell asleep on me. I don't know if it was how I was sitting or what, but it literally went numb.
It's the craziest sensation when it wakes back up, I tell ya.
It's the craziest sensation when it wakes back up, I tell ya.
naughtygirl
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kkceohcs said:Ok, I cannot possibly believe that! I do live near the SHOW me state:
Not to belabor the point... but WOO HOO for Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Musta been all those positive vibes and prayers..
HI, soron. wint, SS....
NG
PTM, day came 2x and went.. Thank you for asking..
Lusty, Sorry a Knight of the Round Table, does NOT chat and tell..
HOpe you got to enjoy your do nothing day.. I hope they are more frequent for you than I have.. DAMNEd..
Magical power? Hmmm, Why yes, I guess you have a point there..
OOPs, GUess I have a point there...
^5s to the guys...
^5v5<5>5 for Jeff!
KK
backatcha sweet one! Its so nice to see you posting regularly again!!
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naughtygirl
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Good for you!!InLust said:I am happy to report I did not one item on my todo listI took a nap, a shower, went shopping and had dinner out. So this is what life is like on the other side of the bars!
Hope you are having a great weekend as well. BTW, what medium to you like to work in?
Re: what medium -- I prefer oils, more specifically real oils (not the non-toxic water soluble oils -- they just don't "feel" the same).
We are working hard to try to find a place that would allow for a space for me to have a studio; I haven't painted in forever and its starting to take a toll. If we can't find one, I may have to resort to using the fake oils.
kkceohcs
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omahaman2 said:
Good Points Oman. VERY GOOD points.. but in only 4 short years.. how many have we forgotten???????????
Then comes. Katrina. HMMMMM Sorry but the little religious in me thinks things happen for a reason.....
BUT again.. Who were the heroes! Ordinary people doing extraordinary things under impossible circumstances..
GOD bless the SAFETY Services.. FIRE and POLICE.
to the ladies^5s to the guys.
for that special person(s)KK
sortacurious
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Grrrr! I just made this really long post, addressing everyone!!! And it said I wasn't logged in and ate my post! Dammit!
Ok, so I have no idea how to repeat it all, so I'll just throw out my well wishes and love to you all and say how great it is to see all of you posting, old, new, regulars and irregulars
Ok, so I have no idea how to repeat it all, so I'll just throw out my well wishes and love to you all and say how great it is to see all of you posting, old, new, regulars and irregulars
Soron
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Geezes, this is like old home week.kkceohcs said:Ok, I cannot possibly believe that! I do live near the SHOW me state:
Not to belabor the point... but WOO HOO for Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Musta been all those positive vibes and prayers..
HI, soron. wint, SS....
NG
PTM, day came 2x and went.. Thank you for asking..
Lusty, Sorry a Knight of the Round Table, does NOT chat and tell..
HOpe you got to enjoy your do nothing day.. I hope they are more frequent for you than I have.. DAMNEd..
Magical power? Hmmm, Why yes, I guess you have a point there..
OOPs, GUess I have a point there...
^5s to the guys...
^5v5<5>5 for Jeff!
KK
How are ya, kk?
nrcma98
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Thank you
Thank you again for all of the well-wishes, thoughts, prayers, and support I received.
In all of this I did quit smoking finally....Apparently just had to get the crap scared outta me to do it.
The lovely shaved chest is itching like a bear growing back in.
I have a great 2 inch incision at my throat that will be useful for jokes...See what Dr. XXXXX did when I called to ask a stupid question???
I go back to the surgeon on Tuesday for official test results (the frozen section performed in surgery is 95% accurate...Here's hoping that karma doesn't develop a bad sense of humor).
Will likely be sent on to rheumatology for ongoing treatment to prevent spread from lymphatic to respiratory system. Sometimes it can be self-limiting, sometimes not. I prefer to take no chances at this point.
Thank you again for all of the well-wishes, thoughts, prayers, and support I received.
In all of this I did quit smoking finally....Apparently just had to get the crap scared outta me to do it.
The lovely shaved chest is itching like a bear growing back in.
I have a great 2 inch incision at my throat that will be useful for jokes...See what Dr. XXXXX did when I called to ask a stupid question???
I go back to the surgeon on Tuesday for official test results (the frozen section performed in surgery is 95% accurate...Here's hoping that karma doesn't develop a bad sense of humor).
Will likely be sent on to rheumatology for ongoing treatment to prevent spread from lymphatic to respiratory system. Sometimes it can be self-limiting, sometimes not. I prefer to take no chances at this point.
nrcma98
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Now we just need to find you some company for your dining out!InLust said:I am happy to report I did not one item on my todo list
Hope you are having a great weekend as well. BTW, what medium to you like to work in?
InLust
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naughtygirl said:
Haven't messed with "real oils" in years, but it hasn't so long ago that I forgot the aroma. My last art class used acrylics, and they aren't bad but I do miss being able to play with the paint.
Said you couldn't get motovated about moving? Look for a place with an extra bedroom...they convert real nice to a small studio. Light is generally crap, but they have those true color light bulbs now that help somewhat. The important thing here is to get started again. An artist that isn't creating is a unhappy artist
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Morning y'all
Wow, this is really nice! Jeff is gonna be OK and around to tease for a long time to come, Sort popped in and even though we got the short version of her post, was real nice to hear from her. SS, Winzy, NG, CF, kk........it is so cool to have people here again......summer must be officially over
Hows this for a tagline from an advanced art school that is courting me.......
"After you have climbed the mountain, you are just a bum with a view"
Wow, this is really nice! Jeff is gonna be OK and around to tease for a long time to come, Sort popped in and even though we got the short version of her post, was real nice to hear from her. SS, Winzy, NG, CF, kk........it is so cool to have people here again......summer must be officially over
Hows this for a tagline from an advanced art school that is courting me.......
"After you have climbed the mountain, you are just a bum with a view"
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omahaman2
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InLust said:Wow, this is really nice! Jeff is gonna be OK and around to tease for a long time to come, Sort popped in and even though we got the short version of her post, was real nice to hear from her. SS, Winzy, NG, CF, kk........it is so cool to have people here again......summer must be officially over
Hows this for a tagline from an advanced art school that is courting me.......
"After you have climbed the mountain, you are just a bum with a view"
sniff
guess Im not people!
I know what you meant!
omahaman2
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Great going jeff,giving up smoking!! cold turkey. Ive always been a turkey,but have never done anything cold turkey!
NG, I,like everyone cant wait to see some of your artistic endeavors. The last time
I worked in oil,I only got this
http://www.broadwayautoclinic.com/Penzoil.jpg
I know your work is better!
Great to see all the oldtimers back!
Sorta and danny, the big day is coming soon!
NG, I,like everyone cant wait to see some of your artistic endeavors. The last time
I worked in oil,I only got this
http://www.broadwayautoclinic.com/Penzoil.jpg
I know your work is better!
Great to see all the oldtimers back!
Sorta and danny, the big day is coming soon!
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InLust said:Both? Hmmmmmmmm, given my lack of blessings in that area, prolly take both for one good handful
It's a semetry thing.
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She's talked about her kids ... she did ...InLust said:"Well.....Did you?" what?
and I bet it more than he could handle ...
InLust
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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InLust said:
Thank you... I try.
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