*True Confessions*

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naughtygirl said:
Yes, it looks like its gearing up to be a rough summer....

I hope you are enjoying your weekend and getting a break from work...

Looks like it going to be an active year hurricane wise as well. Guess we better check with Oman and Jenny about that guest room :catgrin:

Weekend has been good....haven't thought about work since I left out on Friday :D Just brought a Canon Rebel 300D and spent the day shoping for must haves.......now why can't they make a decent camera bag in something other than green or black? Hope you guys are having a good weekend!
 
Hi everyone, my main confessions are:-

1) Although i'm in a long term relationship I'm always fantasising about other women, and I do mean ALWAYS!

2) Ever since I first had sexual urges I have always been attracted to women who are at least 35.

3) I have never been out with anyone older than myself (i'm 25) would really love to experience an older woman

4) I fancy my girlfriends Mom and younger sister!
 
redelicious said:
Hi TC :)

Tomorrow is my 12 anniversary. In some days this last year with hubby has been the hardest yet and in others its been the best. I hope it just continues to get better. It certainly seems like we have found our way together.

Any minute now I expect he'll wisk me away for activities I'll have to confess later (0r not :devil: ).


:kiss: to all


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InLust said:
Looks like it going to be an active year hurricane wise as well. Guess we better check with Oman and Jenny about that guest room :catgrin:

Weekend has been good....haven't thought about work since I left out on Friday :D Just brought a Canon Rebel 300D and spent the day shoping for must haves.......now why can't they make a decent camera bag in something other than green or black? Hope you guys are having a good weekend!


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True Confessions, I guess it's my turn since I just saw this thread, lol....

*I masterbate at least once a day*
*I love porn*
*I love to eat pussy very much*
*I have eaten five different pussy at a club in one night*
*I've gotten a bj at a strip club, man was it hot*
*I've eaten a strippers pussy at the VIP room and made her make a mess*
*I've never cum inside a girls pussy yet*
*I love fucking w/ out a condom but for safety reasons, I use 'em*
*I've eaten my ex behind my aunt's house*
*I took my ex to her prom and skipped the whole damn prom just so that we can fuck all night*
*I would love to be w/ a girl that can squirt*
*I love seening girls on thongs*
*I've once used one of my mom's friend's panties while I masterbated*
*I've gotten a hand job by my ex in a department store, behind the shelvings of pants*
*I've finger fuck my ex all over the department store*
*I've had sex w/ someone I meet on line*
*I eat a girl once for 5 hours stright*
*I use to be a shy person, lol*
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....

Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them



Think i'll leave...take care everyone and have fun. don't know if or when i will be back.
 
omahaman2 said:
hello!

hello!

HELLO!

HELLO!!

Hello Oman! Jeez but it is empty here when it takes ME to reply to you in this obvious ploy for conversation! ;)

As for the SS recovery watch, it has it's ups and downs. The ups are that the back is recovering well, the biospsy was indeed negative, and the actual pain is going down rapidly. The negative is that all that laying on my back did leed to a case of pneumonia. I spent Sunday evening in the Emergency room but it was caught early and it is also in retreat.

Hope everyone's summer is going well (or early winter for those of you in the sourthern hemisphere!).

I'll check in later!
 
A woman's prayer



Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not

a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves

to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait

for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed. So when I spend his cash,

he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair, opens my door. Massages my back and

asks to do more.

Oh send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows

the answer to, "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my

very best friend.

Amen



A man's prayer



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who

owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen
 
InLust said:
A woman's prayer
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lot to be said to for this type of man ... particularly the one who knows how to answer the dreaded "behind" question!!!
InLust cont'd said:
A man's prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen
I really don't want to know this man ... he really should give a shit about the rhyming!

There are some other minor issues I have with his prayer but the rhyming really gets my goat

;)
SS
 
InLust said:
A man's prayer



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who

owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen

Erm...right....sure...=P At least make her intelligent...I couldn't survive without good conversation!
 
InLust said:
A man's prayer



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who

owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen

Erm...right....sure...=P At least make her intelligent...I couldn't survive without good conversation! Hmph...dunno bout the deafmute part too...then I have to learn more sign language...then again...if I ran across the right woman and she was deafmute but incidence then I will learn it [once learned the basics for an ex's older sis so we could communicate]
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....

Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
naughtygirl said:
Hiya Red!!! :kiss: :rose: Its nice to see a post from you! Sounds like things have turned around for the better in the past year and I am glad that you seem happy and content with the situation. Good for you!!!

I miss you. Hope things only continue to get better in your world.


Hi Sweetie! :)

Things are better, thankfully.

I miss you too. :kiss:
:rose:

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HI OMAN!!!!!!

*grin*



One last thought - it sure is nice to see that SS is doing better, pneumonia aside.
 
rofl! I love the prayer. I'll have to send it to my divorced girlfriend. Hubby would like it to- only change bass boat to golf course. :D
 
A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to
the doctor and was told to go home and
come back in a couple of days with
a specimen. When she got home, she
asked her husband, "What is a
specimen?"

He replied, "Danged if I know. Go
next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came
back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple
cuts and bruises on her face and body.

"What in the world happened?"
asked her husband.

"Danged if I know," she replies.
"I asked Edith what a specimen was and
she told me to go piss in a
bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and
then all hell broke loose."
 
Domino89 said:
rofl! I love the prayer. I'll have to send it to my divorced girlfriend. Hubby would like it to- only change bass boat to golf course. :D

That prayer could cover a lot of guys :)
 
SuperShyGuy said:
"A woman's prayer

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So when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed."

Guffaw.

Ah come on, not even if it was on a red teddy? :D
 
Three tomatoes are walking down the street—a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry and goes over to the baby tomato, smashes him on the head and says, "catch up!"
 
Our turn now

*We have been into swinging and threesomes for 30yrs.
*We had both been sexually assaulted in our pre teens.
*I had my first m/f encounter with an older Aunt when I was 13.
*My wife had her first f.f sexual experince when she was 14.
*We have had group sex with fourteen couples.
*My wife has taken on 3 guys at one time non of them me.
*The biggest cock she has taken is 11 inches.
*We have had m/f/f threesomes.
*We prefer threesomes to swinging with couples.
*We have had sex in strange places outdoors.
*I have had sex with a man.
*My wife had an affair with a workmate with my knowledge.
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....

Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
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