*True Confessions*

[InLust]

Anybody out there?

Just us water buffalo

 

[kkceohcs]

{SCREECHING HINGES Sound}


HELLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

{flipping on the lights and turning the Open sign out!}

Damned, I guess the TC Club is opened by me tonight.. Hope I remember all the procedures....


Pulling the Bud Light and Miller Lite Neon sign chains...... Checking to see the cooler is full... OK, ready to go...


I think I'll start preparing some Happy Hour Hors'devours.


I NEED SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I Think Icecube and I are separating.. and I'm not that unhappy... Just tired of begging and...everything else.

I Love the scent of women... and long for their taste...

to the Ladies

^5's to the guys.

for that special someone.. YOU do remember who you are, don't you?> Email me.

KK

 

[InLust]

{SCREECHING HINGES Sound}


HELLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

{flipping on the lights and turning the Open sign out!}

Damned, I guess the TC Club is opened by me tonight.. Hope I remember all the procedures....


Pulling the Bud Light and Miller Lite Neon sign chains...... Checking to see the cooler is full... OK, ready to go...


I think I'll start preparing some Happy Hour Hors'devours.


I NEED SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I Think Icecube and I are separating.. and I'm not that unhappy... Just tired of begging and...everything else.

I Love the scent of women... and long for their taste...

to the Ladies

^5's to the guys.

for that special someone.. YOU do remember who you are, don't you?> Email me.

KK

Hey there KK! Yep things sure are dusty around these parts, guess everyone has other pressing issues to attend to. Sorry to hear about you and "cube", and if it makes you feel any better, I need sex too

 

[sassylilthang]

Go ahead

mind if I use these sometime? lol

Feel free! lol....I cannot stop you....and of course, i t would just not be nice to do so!

 

[InLust]

James Doohan, who faked a Scottish burr to create one of television's most endearing characters, Chief Engineer Montgomery (Scotty) Scott of the U.S.S. Enterprise, died today at the age of 85.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/20/arts/television/20cnd-doohan.html

Tis a sad day in deed........"Scotty there is no intelligent life down here"

 

[JagFarlane]

Hey there KK! Yep things sure are dusty around these parts, guess everyone has other pressing issues to attend to. Sorry to hear about you and "cube", and if it makes you feel any better, I need sex too

Hmmmm or they're afraid to confess?

BTW I NEED SEX LOL

 

[InLust]

Hmmmm or they're afraid to confess?

BTW I NEED SEX LOL

Not this group! Think everyone is just doing the summer thing - We are beginning to see a common theme this afternoon;

kk needs sex
InLust needs sex
Jag needs sex

Hmmmmm, 3some?

 

[SuperShyGuy]

I need sex too. Imagine that.

 

[InLust]

50 Years of Good Sex

An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."

"Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea."

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.

This goes on for about twenty minutes.

She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about twenty minutes. How do you manage it?
You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

[Blue Dolphin]

{SCREECHING HINGES Sound}
HELLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
{flipping on the lights and turning the Open sign out!}
Damned, I guess the TC Club is opened by me tonight.. Hope I remember all the procedures....


Pulling the Bud Light and Miller Lite Neon sign chains...... Checking to see the cooler is full... OK, ready to go...
I think I'll start preparing some Happy Hour Hors'devours.
I NEED SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I Think Icecube and I are separating.. and I'm not that unhappy... Just tired of begging and...everything else.
I Love the scent of women... and long for their taste...
to the Ladies
^5's to the guys.
for that special someone.. YOU do remember who you are, don't you?> Email me.
KK

Hey KK
good to see you bud
Hope it all works out for you my friend,
and you find what you are looking for
miss talking with ya
take care now
Blue

 

[SecretScribe]

Ok ... it's been six days since the last post ... this is ridiculous ...

 

[JagFarlane]

Alright I confess, I may belong to the Sierra Club whom despises nuclear power...but I am a nuclear tech for the Navy

 

[InLust]

Ok ... it's been six days since the last post ... this is ridiculous ...

Yes, it certainly is. No one hangs out here much any more; I still do the morning check but have given up trying to get anything going; even Oman is MIA at this point. Perhaps TC has served it's purpose and as sad as it is to say good bye, maybe it's time to move on?

 

[JagFarlane]

Yes, it certainly is. No one hangs out here much any more; I still do the morning check but have given up trying to get anything going; even Oman is MIA at this point. Perhaps TC has served it's purpose and as sad as it is to say good bye, maybe it's time to move on?

Perhaps it has or perhaps its just dormant to come again when needed...a thread that has over a half million views...its not a fad or just something...it was there when needed and perhaps just needs a lil TLC in between

 

[InLust]

Perhaps it has or perhaps its just dormant to come again when needed...a thread that has over a half million views...its not a fad or just something...it was there when needed and perhaps just needs a lil TLC in between

TC does go in cycles as most everyone so fondly reminds me when ever I start poking the sleeping bear. But I kinda like hanging out here wither I have a need or not......it's nice just to have a "Cheers" kinda place.

 

[JagFarlane]

TC does go in cycles as most everyone so fondly reminds me when ever I start poking the sleeping bear. But I kinda like hanging out here wither I have a need or not......it's nice just to have a "Cheers" kinda place.

Ahhhh hehe the place where everyone knows ya name

 

[mayi]

Ok ... it's been six days since the last post ... this is ridiculous ...

if the truth be known SS......even though we love lusty,.......we all miss you, jewles, sorta, KK and jeff.........***** is just not the same without you guys

 

[JagFarlane]

Blah...hate going to the barbershop...reminds me I have thinning hair in the front heh

 

[InLust]

Blah...hate going to the barbershop...reminds me I have thinning hair in the front heh

At least you still have hair to be reminded of......whole lot of bald dudes wondering around

 

[JagFarlane]

At least you still have hair to be reminded of......whole lot of bald dudes wondering around

LOL true true but still...it sucks heh

 

[InLust]

LOL true true but still...it sucks heh

Yeah, it's always worse when it happenes to you. I recall seeing a guy that was so uncomfortable with his thinning hair that he used that "spray on hair" - yeah, that looked better I prefer to think of a shinny dome as a symbol of a man who knows how to make a U turn under the sheets

 

[JagFarlane]

Yeah, it's always worse when it happenes to you. I recall seeing a guy that was so uncomfortable with his thinning hair that he used that "spray on hair" - yeah, that looked better I prefer to think of a shinny dome as a symbol of a man who knows how to make a U turn under the sheets

Bleh nah you'll never catch me using spray on or combovers heh

 

[InLust]

Bleh nah you'll never catch me using spray on or combovers heh

Well, the only one you are fooling with those sprays and comb overs is yourself.....and it just looks bad. Us girls have a ton of little add ons to give us more hair....but they still come off when the lights go down. The aging process stinks, but the alternative is a cold option.

 

[ride_the_horsey]

Not a confession as such.......

I dream of my wedding and can see my sweetie waiting for me at the altar

Is that weird?

We havent been together that long and I am not even sure I want to get married.

 

[JagFarlane]

I still miss my ex sometimes