*True Confessions*

Status
Not open for further replies.
badmatt said:
*laughs*
you know, I'm glad you said every inch before you mentioned the eyes...
Hey, I'm a girl who has her priorities straight. Did I happen to say every delicious inch???
 
Last edited:
SecretScribe said:
Fiesty! ... I didn't even mention about the b.... err, umm ... nevermind ... and I swear I'd never reveal what you did when ... ummm ...

I should probably shut up now.

Matt ... don't take this the wrong way, but fiesty's right. Those eyes are killer :eek:. You really make it tough on the competition!

Somehow I must not have been paying attention ... non-paid internship? Sounds like a real piece of work! I'll go back and see if I can find your earlier post 'bout this

lol.. you're such a tease. But I have no doubt you would guard all my secrets just fine.
And I'm not sure I mentioned my 'externship' which is just a fancy name for not getting paid for doing work. It's the final step in my education that I've been persuing for the past 18 months. of course, things have changed since I began school, so I'm not even sure how much of it I'm going to use...but hey! I'm educated.
 
1fiestyredhead said:
Hey, I'm a girl who has her priorities straight. Did I happen to say every delicious inch???
well, I won't believe delicious until you taste the merchandise
 
DUI PA style! hell yeah!

Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers
on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched
on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few
more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this
time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyser
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol
at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser
equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy"
 
InLust said:
Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police
patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers
on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched
on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few
more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking
lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this
time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyser
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol
at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser
equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy"

will be in my nest bar outing......HA ;)
 
SecretScribe said:
Me????

and well edumi'cated indeed! (mee two!)

How do you feel about making some history? ;) :devil:
Ummm, yes you. :) And you know me, I'm always up for making history.
 
SecretScribe said:
Hmmmm ... seems all the TC'ers are off on holiday!

Hello! (cavernous echoing ;))
I wish it had been a holiday. Work, work, work... I'm in danger of becoming a dull girl...uhhh, ok, maybe not! :devil:
 
Holy Moley........where is everyone??????? the echo is deafening :confused:

Stopping by to wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. :kiss:

Heading off to the kitchen now to start the mixer.......I am so ready for this holiday even if I do have all the cooking ahead of me :nana:
 
Jewelz said:
I saw this type of thread recently on another forum. Thought I would start one here. It can be very fun and I love to learn things about people!! Post as many confessions as you wish ;) The only "rule" is that it has to be a TRUE confession!! Lets begin the fun! :kiss:


I gave my ex a blowjob on a public bus, granted it was pretty empty but my boyfriend said that the wagons driving past got an eyeful he he he


I once got caught having sex with my ex (same one) in a field behind our house by my next door neighbour who was out walking his dog, he just went, ''evening you two'' and walked on by, havent been able to look him in the face since lol
 
InLust said:
Holy Moley........where is everyone??????? the echo is deafening :confused:

Stopping by to wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. :kiss:

Heading off to the kitchen now to start the mixer.......I am so ready for this holiday even if I do have all the cooking ahead of me :nana:
I have wondered where is everyone for a while now..........HI lusty nice to see you ;)
 
I have a freaky side to me and my bf does not know it.

I am lonely.

I have the hots for my A.P.

I would love to try a threesome.

I would love to have sex on the beach.

I want to visit a nude beach.
 
InLust said:
Holy Moley........where is everyone??????? the echo is deafening :confused:
Has been kinda quiet, hasn't it? I was putting it down to everybody having left early for the holidays (ok ... real early ... ;)
IL said:
Stopping by to wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. :kiss:

Heading off to the kitchen now to start the mixer.......I am so ready for this holiday even if I do have all the cooking ahead of me :nana:
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

For once, we are not putting on Thanksgiving, we are going over to my sister's. The up side being that I am making only dish (praline squash).

To all TC'ers (recent through ancient) I hope you have an enjoyable Thanksgiving and you find many things to be thankful for.
 
goodhead said:
I have a freaky side to me ...
Do tell, do tell! (there have been some good ones told on this thread!)[/quote]
Missdemeanor said:
I once got caught having sex with my ex (same one) in a field behind our house by my next door neighbour who was out walking his dog, he just went, ''evening you two'' and walked on by, havent been able to look him in the face since lol
lmao!
AussieAngel said:
My confession.. I had a lesbian threesome the other day.. and want it again.. BAD
Welcome to TC!
 
1fiestyredhead said:
I'm in danger of becoming a dull girl...uhhh, ok, maybe not! :devil:
Somehow, I've never pictured you as dull ... I've pictured you in several ways and none of them were close to dull! :kiss:
 
Hi everyone! I was reminded of the good times of TC by speaking with an old friend from here, so I wanted to pop in and say hello! I have missed you all very much and am always wishing you well.

Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! (Oman, you are my favorite TC turkey! ;) )

Nigel and I are happy and doing well, very well, in fact. Nigel has a terrific new job that he started over the summer (no longer does he work holidays or weekends). I was promoted at work and that has kept me extremely busy this past fall with lots of travel to different parts of the country. (Ugh - so much for the business I thought I was going to be starting up. Someday...) So all in all, we have been good, just busy with real life.

Take care everyone, and I will make time to stop in again soon. :rose:
 
naughtygirl said:
Hi everyone! I was reminded of the good times of TC by speaking with an old friend from here, so I wanted to pop in and say hello! I have missed you all very much and am always wishing you well.

Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! (Oman, you are my favorite TC turkey! ;) )

Nigel and I are happy and doing well, very well, in fact. Nigel has a terrific new job that he started over the summer (no longer does he work holidays or weekends). I was promoted at work and that has kept me extremely busy this past fall with lots of travel to different parts of the country. (Ugh - so much for the business I thought I was going to be starting up. Someday...) So all in all, we have been good, just busy with real life.

Take care everyone, and I will make time to stop in again soon. :rose:

http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/yourspacecooment/meredo/miss/4ae7c35dcc258d904396511777be76c2.jpg
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top