*True Confessions*

[ride_the_horsey]

By the way,Im so glad you got your doggie back,
I hope you have BOB with you too.

In regards to dogs,

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

TFF

I just about wet myself from laughing

I need that too...just got home from a long night at work

Thanks Oman

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Confession: I got kicked out of college this morning.

 

[ride_the_horsey]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

Thanks Henry

I'll take an oj, muffin and a cup of tea

Your to good to us

 

[Wintermute]

Confession: I got kicked out of college this morning.

That Completely SUCKS!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

That Completely SUCKS!

Lmao and I'm literally homeless. No place to go. I'm laughing right now. I cried already, now I'm laughing.

Does anyone here live near or in Iowa that could take me in for a night or two...? Preferably women, since I'm more comfortable around women.

 

[InLust]

I wasn't at all aware that I was playing hard to get for you, darling.

If you played any harder to get, I'd think you were ignoring me completely

 

[InLust]

Confession: I got kicked out of college this morning.

Wow, that really is bad. The term just started, so can't be for grades.......you get caught in the locker room with a "friend"?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Wow, that really is bad. The term just started, so can't be for grades.......you get caught in the locker room with a "friend"?

No they say I'm unstable and this isn't the place for me.

Anyone want to offer a house? Ladies?

I'm helpful, submissive....

 

[SecretScribe]

Confession:

Life is..

Roll the dice.

 

[InLust]

Morning all, evening to Henry. Sure it nice to see things moving along here....people are stopping by, newbies discovering the safe haven of TC, new confessions to read

Happened upon a great website last evening. It's aimed at the business side of the creative business; something which very little time is spent on in school. Anyway, the url is www.creativebusiness.com Looks like I'm going to be on the lookout for a decent writer to "team up" with.....wondered where all that body copy was gonna come from

 

[omahaman2]

Confession:

Life is..

Roll the dice.

If it is,
I hope you roll what you desire the most!

 

[Wintermute]

If it is,
I hope you roll what you desire the most!

Life is...

A Honey Bun. The more layers you peel from it, the sweeter it gets.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

If you played any harder to get, I'd think you were ignoring me completely

Well, I don't know abut you, but I find it pretty hard to pay any attention to anyone when their PM box is full.

 

[star_kissed]

Everytime my bf is pounding it deep into me... i close my eyes and imagine someone else's face. And it gets me all worked up and excited...

 

[InLust]

Well, I don't know abut you, but I find it pretty hard to pay any attention to anyone when their PM box is full.

Sorry love, all fixed now.

 

[InLust]

Confession:

Life is..

Roll the dice.

Ok, tried that, got snake eyes Going back to "Life just is".

 

[naughtygirl]

By the way,Im so glad you got your doggie back,
I hope you have BOB with you too.

SNIP

I can't believe you remember BOB! I still have him although I left him at home during our trip to Texas and that did not make me happy !

You're the best Oman!

 

[InLust]

At last! A Male Blonde Joke

There were two blonde guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you're putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole, and your partner follows behind and fills it up again."

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

 

[SecretScribe]

I can't believe you remember BOB! I still have him although I left him at home during our trip to Texas and that did not make me happy !

You're the best Oman!

Who could forget BOB (except .. as you have just proved ... you! )?!!!!

Hello NaughtyGirl! ... It's about time you got your sweet little self back in TC! Sorry to hear about the flu ...

SS

 

[SecretScribe]

Everytime my bf is pounding it deep into me... i close my eyes and imagine someone else's face. And it gets me all worked up and excited...

Welcome to TC star_kissed! Excellent confession ... somehow that just seems to hit a nerve with me ...

 

[SecretScribe]

Ok, tried that, got snake eyes Going back to "Life just is".

... and who said snake eyes was bad?

 

[thedig]

Thanks

By the way,Im so glad you got your doggie back,
I hope you have BOB with you too.

In regards to dogs,

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

Thanks for the laugh I needed that one. I might just have to print that off and give it to a budy of mine. This is my first post to this forum but I wanted to confess that I wish I had a wonderful gf to come and please me and make me feel so special. I hate being so alone but hey it happens. Any ladies interested?

 

[InLust]

... and who said snake eyes was bad?

I would guess the snake thinks they are pretty good

 

[SecretScribe]

I would guess the snake thinks they are pretty good

hard to disagree with that ...

 

[InLust]

hard to disagree with that ...

Especially if you are a snake