Troll Bait

[Siren]

I love me some big cock-a-dooda-do

 

[Purple Haze]

http://www.chicken.ca/images/cook.GIF

WeÕve got the new cooking guidelines for chicken!

Last year, CFC commissioned its own first ever study on complete thawing and cooking times for chicken Ñ and now the results are in! The fresh data should help our provincial promotion coordinators, the media and other interested parties in our industry provide consumers with the most exact cooking temperatures available.

In the work carried out by Diversified Laboratories in Toronto, it was found that our current recommendations to consumers on thawing chicken in the fridge needed updating. Chicken takes a very long time to thaw in a fridge and alternate methods Ñ cold water rinsing OR microwaving Ñ are probably more realistic suggestions in this day and age.

The most popular chicken cuts Ñ including ground chicken on which we had no cooking guidelines at all Ñ were tested using roasting, pan-frying and barbecuing methods. Results indicate some variances in recommended temperatures. For example, according to the study, chicken parts require a lower internal temperature (170 degrees F or 77 degrees C) than originally recommended Ð and lower internal temperature means a shorter cooking time. We have prepared a full chart for your convenience.

This information should help consumers make their chicken dishes even tastier - by curbing a natural tendency to overcook - while feeling perfectly confident that the food is safe.
NOTE THAT ALL THESE TIMES ARE MAXIMUM TIMES.
TO ENSURE FULL FLAVOUR AND OPTIMUM SAFETY,
USE A MEAT THERMOMETER.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd love to counselor. But alas, I have to crow in about 4 hours. I'm off to the coop.

Don't cut peckerhead any slack if he shows up, OK?

 

[Cheyenne]

Does that theory of yours apply also to someone who has a miscarriage? The miscarriage is public information on the board, therefore it is ok for trolls to use that information against the people who just lost their baby to make them feel bad? Nasty posts are okay in your book, as long as they are based on "facts" disclosed on the board? Does the buck stop with the almost-parents, too?

Honestly? Yes.
[/B]

Thanks, Bri. That explains a lot and pretty much tells me all I need to know about you. I won't waste my time addressing the rest of your post.

 

[Iris]

No, MP, in answer to your comment and Purp's question, I was saying that Deborah was making up shit, like she is want to do. Why I have no idea. But I do know I don't need this, and I didn't come here for this.

[Edited by Iris on 04-17-2001 at 08:56 AM]

 

[Deborah]

Adios, Iris. No wait, you said that.

DarlingBri, you remind me of someone who loves to discuss the bible but has never read the damn thing. OUTSIDER, you remind me of a Chia Pet. Iris, you remind me of ... well, shit, let me go count them up again. Madame Pandora, I think I love you.

PurpleHaze, loved your Chapter One, especially the symbolism of the Tide. It will all come out in the wash. Where's the "Shocking News" of Chapter Two?

Yes indeed, the focus of this discussion has been blurred. To reiterate, we have a Pustule (terrible troll) on this board who is psychotic and suffers from MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). To reiterate, some people don't get it. That's OK, not meant to be. Some others don't give a shit. Some others get it but are too embarrassed to say because they have been hoodwinked or have some other reason for remaining silent. Deja vu.

I have, of course, much more to say on this issue but no time to do so at the moment. On the other hand, in view of some of the comments made, I just might decide to continue to sit back and watch the Pustule manipulate and wreck havoc.

 

[Iris]

I didn't say I was leaving. I just said I don't need this, and it's not what I came here for. Although if you're going to keep this immature cat and mouse game up, I might not have time in my day to visit much any more.

Deborah, I thought this site was meant for those 18 or older. Yahoo Kids is the other way.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I didn't say I was leaving. I just said I don't need this, and it's not what I came here for. Although if you're going to keep this immature cat and mouse game up, I might not have time in my day to visit much any more.

Oh, I've had it with this Drama Queen 101 BULLSHIT.

You want to tango, little chickadee? STRIKE UP THE FUCKING BAND.

Okay, "Iris" I'm game. Let’s enter into a discussion about it. What DID you come here for? Why are you here? Who do you talk to? You seem to enjoy posting "WHY ME?" threads, so go on. Tell us about yourself.

What brought you to Lit?
What keeps you here despite being so "picked on"?

Don't want all that on the boards? Fine - my email address is MadamePandora@aol.com - no lit mail problems with it whatsoever.

Come on. You've given the song and dance about how upset you are. About how unfair it all is. Go ahead. Drive in the spike - since you want to wail - then WAIL. Give us the 411. Let it all out, here's your OPEN MIKE.

If I'm wrong in my assumptions, I'll say so. It could be coincidence on top of coincidence on top of coincidence...

Or you could just be full of shit - turning the conversation away from any questioning of you and throwing it back on me or Deborah.

Place your bets, ladies and gents, I know where MY money sits.

MP

 

[Iris]

Thanks, MP. You know, even though I don't usually agree with what you say or how you present it, I do respect you for being straightforward. So, a straightforward question deserves a straightforward answer.

I'm here because the bulk of the people and topics interest me.

It's this, to quote you "questioning of me" that I don't need. It doesn't contribute to anything, and it doesn't serve any purpose than to cause a schism on the boards. Those you are with me, those who are with you and Deborah, and those who don't know or don't care. It's not constructive, and me throwing defenses around and you throwing conjecture around doesn't accomplish anything.

Can I ask you, though, how am I a "drama queen"? I didn't post a why me thread, I posted a what have I done thread. If I've someone given a wrong impression or offended someone here, I wanted them to let me know.

Sure, I've posted a few semi-personal things that have gone on in my life, but so have you. So has just about everyone. So are they drama kings and drama queens too? What about your "personal pride" thread? It was about you, asking for opinions about feelings you had. I liked it. It raised a good point. But, by your own standards that would make you a drama queen, wouldn't it?

So, if all of this doesn't stop, I don't feel I need to be here because I won't enjoy it. It's not that I think anyone is picking on me, hell, I'm Suspect #45 in Deb's book, that's nothing new, but neither do I need to stay if it's no longer something I enjoy or am interested in. And I don't enjoy being accused of something that I don't even know anything about.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Thanks, MP. You know, even though I don't usually agree with what you say or how you present it, I do respect you for being straightforward. So, a straightforward question deserves a straightforward answer.

Bunk. Shove your respect. You've made your feelings about me quite clear. Don't backtrack now.

I'm here because the bulk of the people and topics interest me.

Which people? I'm curious. Even the most XENOPHOBIC of the members of this board touch bases with one or two people. Glory hell, even KID ROCK gets snuggled by Mistress. What aquaintances have you fostered here?

It's this, to quote you "questioning of me" that I don't need. It doesn't contribute to anything, and it doesn't serve any purpose than to cause a schism on the boards.

You're whole purpose is to create a schism of the board. It's all I've ever seen you do. Sure, you toss in a few normal threads to make it look low-key, but you stir shit. It's all you've done CONSISTANTLY since you got here.

Those you are with me, those who are with you and Deborah, and those who don't know or don't care. It's not constructive, and me throwing defenses around and you throwing conjecture around doesn't accomplish anything.

Double BUNK. You're the one wailing about how unjust it all is. Fine. Show me I'm wrong. Do that and you'll get an apology. I give them.

You don't put ANYTHING in a profile. You don't register an email address or a chat program. You want to share dramatic "personal" information, but you don't want to communicate with others who may share similar experiences, etc. What's your purpose?

Again, it begs the question - WHO is "with" you?

Can I ask you, though, how am I a "drama queen"? I didn't post a why me thread, I posted a what have I done thread. If I've someone given a wrong impression or offended someone here, I wanted them to let me know.

We're passed bunk. You're up to BULLSHIT now. You're a fucking hen. Peck. Retreat. Peck. Peck. Peck. Retreat. You don't mount an attack. You just peck. You hop on bandwagons and you insinuate yourself into controversy JUST ENOUGH.

Here's a question I've got for you, old gal - you posting a RANTING thread a while back about someone who emailed you with slandering accusations. You inferred it was Deb. THEN you accused me.

But you don't list an email address at Lit. You don't have any stories where someone could have provided you with it via the ANON feedback forms.

You're a fucking liar. And a STUPID LIAR at that.

Sure, I've posted a few semi-personal things that have gone on in my life, but so have you. So has just about everyone. So are they drama kings and drama queens too? What about your "personal pride" thread? It was about you, asking for opinions about feelings you had. I liked it. It raised a good point. But, by your own standards that would make you a drama queen, wouldn't it?

Don't compare us. I'm way out of your league. And I've watched you do your little dance. The song has stopped. Find a fucking chair, sit your ass down and face the music. You like playing with people's minds? That's fine. You can diddle with those more generous of nature and lacking in common sense. You want to wrestle Deb - she'll sit back and let people decide for themselves.

I'm not that patient. I say right out that you're a fucking fraud. In fact, it bears repeating. You're a fucking fraud.

So, if all of this doesn't stop, I don't feel I need to be here because I won't enjoy it. It's not that I think anyone is picking on me, hell, I'm Suspect #45 in Deb's book, that's nothing new, but neither do I need to stay if it's no longer something I enjoy or am interested in. And I don't enjoy being accused of something that I don't even know anything about.

Boo-fucking-hoo. From your lips to God's ears and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

In this post you've said NOTHING. You've ADDRESSED NOTHING. You've been as straightforward as a fucking crazy straw.

You don't want to defend yourself? Fine. I've walked away from arguments not worth my time. But everything's worth YOUR time, isn't it, babe? Because all this controversy is right up your alley. It's what you create, what Deborah feeds and what 90% of this board gathers up their popcorn and giggles while reading.

So, here it is. Miss Sarlett in the Hall with the Candlestick. Only, it's Iris in the BB with the keyboard.

Put up or shut up. Otherwise fuck off.

How's that for STRAIGHTFORWARD?

MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay, Iris -

I leave for home in 40 minutes. Come on. Do you have a response?

Tell you what. Tell me to go fuck myself six ways from Sunday about all of it but one issue. How about you just address the ONE little point? About your email blunder...errr...bald-faced lie.

Come on. Poor little lamb that you are. You've managed to post on 3 other threads.

Hard coming up with another lie to cover your error? And here I thought you an old pro.

MP

 

[Purple Haze]

The Way it Seems
by Purple Haze

Chapter Two: "Shocking News"

The news of Patryn's attempted suicide rocked the Lit world, and from what I could see, was an overwhelming show of support, affection and concern. I too felt guilt, having just flamed her a couple of days before. A couple of "guest posters" claimed it was all a hoax, but trolls tend to be cruel at the most opportune times, and who pays attention to trolls anyway?

"What hospital is she in?"

"Where can I send flowers?"

"Maybe we should take up a collection?"

The good people of Literotica showed their warmth and humanity, and hoped and prayed for a speedy recovery. We all anxiously awaited the latest news from Grey, but that mean nasty old Deborah sucked on her lemons and no one could speak because our mouths were all puckered up.

"You're all a bunch of suckers," she scowled, "This is all a big hoax, and you've been taken to the cleaners."

Astonishment swept over the land. How could somebody be capable of such a cruel, dastardly act? This couldn't be true, could it?

(harmonica music)

Time past, the puckers went away, but the disbelief lingered, and only time, and Dixon would prove the horrible truth to the masses.

And the figure of a beaten, bruised and dazed Patryn was discovered down by the lake, throwing chunks of glass to the ducks, muttering, "Deborah, Deborah."


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[Iris]

Here's my final reply:

1) I did reply/answer. It's not my problem if you chose not to understand what I was trying to say because it doesn't suit you.

2) What e-mail blunder? I have an e-mail address that I choose not to list. My perogative. Deal with it.

3) It's spelled "hear".

See ya. Have fun at work.

 

[DarkAngel]

I want to be troll bait me me me me


PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

 

[Madame Pandora]

Here's my final reply:

1) I did reply/answer. It's not my problem if you chose not to understand what I was trying to say because it doesn't suit you.

2) What e-mail blunder? I have an e-mail address that I choose not to list. My perogative. Deal with it.

3) It's spelled "hear".

See ya. Have fun at work.

To SUM UP for the people in the cheap seats:

A) She has no response because she's a fucking fraud.

B) She cannot cover the e-mail blunder, so she chooses to feign ignorance.

C) Ohh. I love it when they correct my spelling. Can't do any better than that, honey?

Okay - I'm DONE with you. You're a fraud - a CHEAP fraud and a stupid fraud. You can't even cover ONE dumb mistake let alone any of the others you've made.

You want to stay on this board and whimper and whine and play your games, do so. I have no power to make you go.

But you're a fraud. I know it. You know it. So don't ever address me again like I don't know just what you are.

GOT IT, KITTEN?

MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

And, for those of you still not getting it:

The thread where she claims to be “Hate mailed” (although she's NEVER posted an email address)

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27409

The thread where she tries to turn the argument between bratcat, Xander, and I into another session of being “attacked” herself, and accuses me of sending the “email.”

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=28900


MP

 

[Iris]

OK wait...

I didn't read the whole reply. I'm kind of in a hurry myself. What one issue do you find so pressing that I didn't answer?

What the hell are we, back in grade school? "I have more friends than you, so I'm right". What the hell is that? I'm new to the boards. I had a nutso stalker guy I met on the net, and I don't want to repeat that. I have my own friends IRL. I talk to a couple of people here on occassion, but who they are is none of your business. They - and I - have taken the time to foster a certain amount of trust and mutual respect. I'm introverted and cautious, that's who I am. Deal with that too.

Call me clueless (oh, wait you did), but I don't know what part of the site to go to change my profile. I admit when I don't know something. And what would I put on it that I haven't already posted here on the Gen Board somewhere?

I'm working on a story, I could submit what I have and cut it somewhere to make chapter 1 if it would make you feel better. I didn't know I had to turn out work after work to post here. I'm a grad student with a part time job. How much time do you think I have to write stories?

As for the e-mail I got, I never implied it was anyone. I said it "was a board member" and it was. If you took it that way, you're paranoid. Yes, I did accuse you. I still believe it was you. I could be wrong, but that is what I believe.

I've said all I can say about this. Let's just ignore each other from here on out.

 

[Iris]

Hey, what's this?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=26364

Posted an e-mail address there.

 

[Iris]

Oh my GOD, what's THIS?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=25811

Could it be....my e-mail address?

God, you're a quick one, aren't you?

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay, so you're not as stupid as I thought. You realized your mistake and covered it after some time. I'll spot you that.

Now, about that FIRST email. Since you "don't know how to change your profile" and post an email addres - show me where you posted the address that allowed for the email you think I sent? Where's you post that one, babycakes?

Oh...and you're NEW to the boards?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=25115

You've at LEAST been lurking long enough for the whole Lil-Brandi incident. You sound like you kinda know your stuff in this post, as a matter of fact – only a month after you registered.

Keep the excuses flowing, honey. You still smell like a dog.

MP

 

[DarkAngel]

I like dogs... O sorry... bad Angel

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...here's this one...posted on 02/08/01

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=23992

So you had it on there before your little theatrics. That was my bad - searching for literotica.com instead of .org.

I am sorry about that one. I take back that you're stupid. Obviously, you've thought it out a bit better than I had you pegged.

MP

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Wow things never change. Good to be back!

 

[Purple Haze]

Most of the regulars are still here, some of the names have changed.

 

[Guest]

Accusations! Accusations! Accusations! None of you have got a fucking clue!