Mistress
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These were actually written in Offical Church Bulletins.....
* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring you own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
*The Peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to conflict.
*The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"
*Next Thursday there will br tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
*The Recotor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy"
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell"to someone who doesn't care much about you.
*Don't let worry kill you---let the Church help.
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of serveral new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
*The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak,mashed potatoes,green beans,bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person (s) you want remembered.
*Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
*The church will host an evening of fine dining,superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.
*The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
*Ladies Bible Stoudy will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
*Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm, Please use the back door.
*The eigth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Churche basement Firday at 7 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
*Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
*The Associate Minister unveiled the churche's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my Pledge--Up Yours."
* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring you own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
*The Peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to conflict.
*The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"
*Next Thursday there will br tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
*The Recotor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy"
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell"to someone who doesn't care much about you.
*Don't let worry kill you---let the Church help.
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of serveral new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
*The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak,mashed potatoes,green beans,bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person (s) you want remembered.
*Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
*The church will host an evening of fine dining,superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.
*The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
*Ladies Bible Stoudy will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
*Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm, Please use the back door.
*The eigth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Churche basement Firday at 7 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
*Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
*The Associate Minister unveiled the churche's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped my Pledge--Up Yours."
