Top-opolis

[AngelicAssassin]

DEPUTY JAY!

I'm going to load the gun while you aren't looking, and shoot something useless by accident, just to let you know.

Put the weapon in the issued holster, not down the front of your pants, and you should have no problem whatsoever ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/2cool2.gif

 

[Marquis]

Here's some shots from Rachel Ray's appearance in FHM. I'm not quite sure I can explain it, but I have a major crush on her. It's partly the quality of her voice, tho, which isn't going to come across here, of course.

http://www.durzy.com/news/rachelray10252003.htm?PHPSESSID=888504395b0815aeb68456e1515baf73

There's a crush that's not exactly hard to understand.

 

[Pelagie]

I've met Rachal Ray in person and she's way cute. Very bubbly.

 

[mslv4Her]

Here's some shots from Rachel Ray's appearance in FHM. I'm not quite sure I can explain it, but I have a major crush on her. It's partly the quality of her voice, tho, which isn't going to come across here, of course.

http://www.durzy.com/news/rachelray10252003.htm?PHPSESSID=888504395b0815aeb68456e1515baf73

Glad you found them. I looked on FHM last night and she wasn't listed anymore. I watch her shows on Food Network with a different kind of interest now.

 

[Jay Davis]

I just googled for "Rachel Ray FHM."

 

[mslv4Her]

I just googled for "Rachel Ray FHM."

Oh, duh.....guess I coulda done that to. Would someone spank me, please, for being so dumb?!?!?

Seriously, though, would Rachel Ray make a good top?

 

[Marquis]

http://www.durzy.com/pics/rachel2.JPG


Something about the way she is standing in this picture says to me

"Oh... Stop it, you're embarassing me. I'm not sexy, I'm just a cook!"


Totally sexy women who are more focused on what they can actually do make my cock explode like somebody stuffed a firecracker down my urethra.

 

[Pelagie]

I meet her at the SoBe food and wine festival along with Anthony Bourdain and a couple of other cooks from Food Network. That man is awesome.

 

[Netzach]

I bought some rope recently from the Home Depot. As recommended, I took the time to touch each rope, drape it across my skin and pull on it to see which one carried the energy I was looking for.


A lady from my local community was showing me some ways to use the rope on my submissive, tying her up in intricate patterns. At some point she runs her fingers along the rope and makes an unhappy expression.

In her very feminine, girly way of speaking she says,

"You know, I should pick up some different rope for you next time I'm at Home Depot."

I ask, "What's wrong with this rope?"

"You need rope that carries a positive energy, that will be comforting for the bottom and make her feel secure. This rope has an ugly energy... this is.... rape rope."


Hmmmmm.

LMAO

perfect.

What the heck did you get man?

I think of cotton white clothesline as "rape rope." Those old Barbara Behr HOM magazine ties of the 70's badly regurgitated all over amateur bondage sites universe wide.

Anyhow, I don't commune with my rope before tying anyone. I mostly just want it to be clean.

 

[Netzach]

And unless I recollect wrong I thought *I* was appointed sheriff or something like that eons ago. Or perhaps the official matriarch or some shit. RR would remember.

 

[Marquis]

LMAO

perfect.

What the heck did you get man?

I think of cotton white clothesline as "rape rope." Those old Barbara Behr HOM magazine ties of the 70's badly regurgitated all over amateur bondage sites universe wide.

Anyhow, I don't commune with my rope before tying anyone. I mostly just want it to be clean.

I got some kind of nylon rope with a camouflage pattern, I think it has a core. I was going to get the right one, but they didn't have any in black, and when I saw the camo pattern my dick got hard. I'll buy some more sensual rope sometime soon, but this'll be good for takedown scenes.

I also bought 10 feet of black chain that I've had fun with as well.

 

[Netzach]

I got some kind of nylon rope with a camouflage pattern, I think it has a core. I was going to get the right one, but they didn't have any in black, and when I saw the camo pattern my dick got hard. I'll buy some more sensual rope sometime soon, but this'll be good for takedown scenes.

I also bought 10 feet of black chain that I've had fun with as well.

Oh.

I would not say that a nylon core has negative mojo and bad energy. I would say that it's a pain in the royal ass to knot and you are going to blister the royal fingers. Get your black rope sans core.

 

[bridgeburner]

Gee...and here I've always thought duct tape was rape rope.



-B

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Gee...and here I've always thought duct tape was rape rope.

-B

One can do a lot of things with hundred mile an hour tape. Now there's a thought; waxing without wax.

 

[Marquis]

One can do a lot of things with hundred mile an hour tape. Now there's a thought; waxing without wax.

I've wondered if that would work.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I've wondered if that would work.

it does

 

[Marquis]

it does

Then it shall.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Did you ever figure yourself out from your first post, Roscoe?

For ten bonus points and a gold star, name the "Valerie" I dedicated that first post to, Charlie.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I bought some rope recently from the Home Depot. As recommended, I took the time to touch each rope, drape it across my skin and pull on it to see which one carried the energy I was looking for.


A lady from my local community was showing me some ways to use the rope on my submissive, tying her up in intricate patterns. At some point she runs her fingers along the rope and makes an unhappy expression.

In her very feminine, girly way of speaking she says,

"You know, I should pick up some different rope for you next time I'm at Home Depot."

I ask, "What's wrong with this rope?"

"You need rope that carries a positive energy, that will be comforting for the bottom and make her feel secure. This rope has an ugly energy... this is.... rape rope."


Hmmmmm.

I laughed aloud.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Here's some shots from Rachel Ray's appearance in FHM. I'm not quite sure I can explain it, but I have a major crush on her. It's partly the quality of her voice, tho, which isn't going to come across here, of course.

http://www.durzy.com/news/rachelray10252003.htm?PHPSESSID=888504395b0815aeb68456e1515baf73

I had a boner for her the very first time I watched her show and my ex said "notice how they keep shooting her from weird angles so that the counter top will always conceal how huge her ass is?" I was always watching the show and craning my neck as if that would help see around the edge of the counter.

"But she's so FAT!" Look at that piglet ass!"

"Watch closely and learn real femininity, my dear...."

 

[rosco rathbone]

I got some kind of nylon rope with a camouflage pattern, I think it has a core. I was going to get the right one, but they didn't have any in black, and when I saw the camo pattern my dick got hard. I'll buy some more sensual rope sometime soon, but this'll be good for takedown scenes.

I also bought 10 feet of black chain that I've had fun with as well.

I just use the old chromed chain with like 1" links that you might use on a rottweiler. Easy to snap those snaplocks and d-rings onto. I just can't be bothered with knots.

 

[Pelagie]

"Watch closely and learn real femininity, my dear...."

Wait...so fat = feminine?

Well, I guess I'm out.

 

[Kajira Callista]

uncle rosco never even looked to see fat or not (which she is not) he cant see past the beejay lips.

 

[bridgeburner]

Then it shall.

Careful with the silvertape, M. It will pull out hair but it can and often does remove layers of skin as well.


-B

 

[Marquis]

Careful with the silvertape, M. It will pull out hair but it can and often does remove layers of skin as well.


-B

Bonus!




j/k, I'll keep that in mind.