Top-opolis

[Marquis]

Actually, now that I think about it. I've probably gotten others laid with a better success rate than myself.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Does he even want help getting laid?

 

[Netzach]

I don't think so, actually, but aren't we supposed to corrupt people here, or something?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't think so, actually, but aren't we supposed to corrupt people here, or something?

pea knuckle (sp.?) anyone?

 

[Marquis]

I don't see how he plans on being a Dom without fucking.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't see how he plans on being a Dom without fucking.

Oh, I can see it. There's a whole scene of that. Very conservative and shit.

 

[Marquis]

Oh, I can see it. There's a whole scene of that. Very conservative and shit.

I think I got into this at the right time.

I predict the generation following me to be full of pussies, mixing the worst qualities of conservatives and liberals of this era. At that point D/s will be the sexiest thing since Christianity, but the right girls will know about the old style Masters who still stick their cocks down your throat before they know your last name.

And this, ladies and gentelmen, is my social security.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I predict the generation following me to be full of pussies, mixing the worst qualities of conservatives and liberals of this era.

"The Simpsons" brilliantly anticipated this with the character of Ned Flanders. Who strikes me as a dom, by the way.

 

[Marquis]

"The Simpsons" brilliantly anticipated this with the character of Ned Flanders. Who strikes me as a dom, by the way.

Ha ha, me too!

 

[snowy ciara]

pea knuckle (sp.?) anyone?

respectfully and politely spell checking the Lord Mayor of Top-oplis, Mr. Rosco Rathbone, Esq

I believe the spelling you're searching for would be pinochle.

leaving fresh cubanos and brandy for the assemblage

 

[AngelicAssassin]

respectfully and politely spell checking the Lord Mayor of Top-oplis, Mr. Rosco Rathbone, Esq

I believe the spelling you're searching for would be pinochle.

leaving fresh cubano's and brandy for the assemblage

Thanks for the brandy, but i'll stick with my Blacks.

Think frozen peas while crawling on ape knuckles and knees dear. As sir cumquat would say, "One must know the nadir before ascending to the divine." That and it gives Q-Bow an excellent opportunity to ambush him from behind with a "Raging Bull."

 

[Netzach]

plus frozen peas are a staple of my diet now.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

plus frozen peas are a staple of my diet now.

Better than whirled peas darlin' ...

Can anyone think of a common implement to spin within the confines of a partner's rectum that would cause great discomfort without the normally associated great (and probably permanent) damage?

 

[Pure]

(eases self into leather chair)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

(eases self into leather chair)

'bout Goddamn time J.

 

[Netzach]

Better than whirled peas darlin' ...

Can anyone think of a common implement to spin within the confines of a partner's rectum that would cause great discomfort without the normally associated great (and probably permanent) damage?

Whoo there's a stumper.

I'm thinking of those bendy 80's hair rollers that are all soft foam, you could possibly make a little curve on one and spin away?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Whoo there's a stumper.

I'm thinking of those bendy 80's hair rollers that are all soft foam, you could possibly make a little curve on one and spin away?

Ok ... but would putting one on the end of a low speed drill, probably one of the old fashioned hand cranked drills, put one into the realm of "emergency room" do ya thaaaank?

 

[Netzach]

Ok ... but would putting one on the end of a low speed drill, probably one of the old fashioned hand cranked drills, put one into the realm of "emergency room" do ya thaaaank?

I fear it would by nature of flying off the handle as it were and getting lodged deep where the sun don't shine.

Hmmmm.....

a poser, AA, a definite poser. I will sleep on this one.

 

[snowy ciara]

I can't believe I'm offering this, but....

Remove the peeling/slicing blade from one of these; . Then grab a chunk of ginger root, carve into the appropriate shape for the bottom's ahem, bottom, make 'em kneel on the kitchen counter and go to town. If you were really horrible, you could attach a paring (from the ginger root) to where the blade used to be, and adjust it for the pearl.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

If you were really horrible, you could attach a paring (from the ginger root) to where the blade used to be, and adjust it for the pearl.

Considering my proclivity for pearl torture, works for me.

 

[snowy ciara]

I thought maybe you'd appreciate that one. It was the only appliancey thing I could think of tonight.

 

[TaintedB]

(eases self into leather chair)

Heh. I never vacated my old "chair." Although some might believe differently (raised eyebrows and amused smile).

 

[jasonlf]

I AM NOT THE HUMAN NED FLANDERS!!!!!!!!

Hehe, well, Marquis, I believe it *is* possible to be a dom and to exercise self -control.

I don't need help getting laid. If I wanted to get laid, I make a couple of calls, talk sweet to an ex or two, and one of them will fuck me.

 

[Marquis]

I AM NOT THE HUMAN NED FLANDERS!!!!!!!!

Hehe, well, Marquis, I believe it *is* possible to be a dom and to exercise self -control.

I don't need help getting laid. If I wanted to get laid, I make a couple of calls, talk sweet to an ex or two, and one of them will fuck me.

Sounds like a plan, get right on it.

 

[Netzach]

Either that or you can just build one of snowy's rube goldberg devices. (Brilliant, doable, and snowy, you get extra points for it being hand-cranked!)