Top Five Things You Will Never Say Here

[miles]

My Top Five:

5. Maybe there is something to this Global Warming thing

4. Liberal politics are sounding better to me all the time

3. Maybe I'll change my av.

2. Being called a racist Klansman doesn't bother me one bit

...and the #1 thing you will never hear me say is:

1. Leave me alone, dammit. I had enough sex this
week to keep me going for at least a month

 

[nasty]

The top 5 things I'd never say

5. Miles is smart
4. Miles is cool
3. Miles is awesome
2. Miles is rad

And, #1,

1. Miles is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

LMAO

 

[freakygirl]

5 things i'll never say?

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Ok, yes they are blank Why you ask? Well it's because it's FIVE things i'd NEVER say, so if i say it here, then i'm saying it. That kind of defeats the purpose right?

 

[WriterDom]

How bout racist or Klansman. Aren't all Klansmen racist?

 

[nasty]

You nut.

 

[Mischka]

Originally posted by nasty
Miles is rad

Rad? Do you say that elsewhere?

My list:

• Gee, Lit just isn't like it used to be. Why, I remember when I first started posting...
  
• We should all be more like ________ . He never resorts to petty name calling whenever he disagrees with someone. (edited because I don't feel like being a total bitch)
  
• I don't know about you, but I'm going to check out the hotties over in the Personals.
  
• Where are all the wrestling threads? I'm jonesing here.
  
• Can't we all just get along?
  
• Could we please stop all of these political threads and get back to what matters? Incessant snuggling and group orgies! *giggle*
  

 

[nasty]

I don't use rad, unless I'm being nutty. It just popped in their.

 

[freakygirl]

I don't use rad, unless I'm being nutty. It just pooped in their.

Just can't leave that fetish out of your posts, can you?

 

[nasty]

Just can't leave that fetish out of your posts, can you?

For a second their, I had to look at my last post, made sure I spelled it right.

 

[freakygirl]

For a second their, I had to look at my last post, made sure I spelled it right.

hehehe

I love doing that!

 

[nasty]

You're just...a...a...FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever since that was 1st used, I CAN'T STOP using it.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Dammit I just said it here ...

5. I don't like April's tits.

4. I don't want to be here.

3. I'd prefer if you didn't compliment me.

2. Would you like me to mail you some money?

and the #1 thing i would never say here ...

1. Please let me blow a blue flamingo.
______________________
Didn't you change your av, Miles? i guess i don't get that one.

 

[Laurel]

1. Who cares about Freedom of Speech? The government knows what's best for us!

2. I wonder who so-and-so REALLY is.

3. Cats suck.

4. Maybe nasty's on to something after all...

5. We just don't get enough spam on this board.

 

[KillerMuffin]

One more thing you'll never hear Laurel say:

1/2. Oh thank you KM! I'm so glad you decided to help out and moderate the General Board.

MUAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

Things you'll never hear KM say:

5) You were right, Ramlick, the clit is in the wrong place.
4) DCL you are such a disgusting dork and you can't write.
3) Gross, Ollie. Get that thing out of my face.
2) Fuck off and die, PC. I'ma come to California and shoot you.

and

1) Sure KR! I'll gladly move into your cardboard box and be your loveslave! Your WEBTV is almost as sexy as your mullet and your humongous 1/2" tool de amour!

 

[RisiaSkye]

5) Literotica used to be like, way cooler and stuff, dude.

4) Boy, I sure feel like kissing ass today.

3) Politics, schmolitics. Let's cuddle!

2) Oh Goody! More bullshit!

1) You know what I hate? Intelligence.

 

[nasty]

4. Maybe nasty's on to something after all...

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Beebeeblue]

[*] I don't know about you, but I'm going to check out the hotties over in the Personals.

Shit........now thats humor!!!!!!!

 

[MissTaken]

5) Leave unregistered alone.

4) Trolls are people too.

3) I wanna troll.

2) Please, troll me, baby. I get so hot.

and


1) It is Literotica hug your favorite troll week!

 

[Xander]

One more thing you'll never hear Laurel say:

1/2. Oh thank you KM! I'm so glad you decided to help out and moderate the General Board.

MUAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA

Things you'll never hear KM say:

5) You were right, Ramlick, the clit is in the wrong place.
4) DCL you are such a disgusting dork and you can't write.
3) Gross, Ollie. Get that thing out of my face.
2) Fuck off and die, PC. I'ma come to California and shoot you.

and

1) Sure KR! I'll gladly move into your cardboard box and be your loveslave! Your WEBTV is almost as sexy as your mullet and your humongous 1/2" tool de amour!

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!!
*Choking on Coffee*

 

[miles]

nasty

That's pretty funny, fucktard.

 

[pabloback]

5. i agree with everything pp man says
4. todd is a bleeding heart liberal
3. laurel is sooooooooo intolerant
2. i love cats
1. i think lavender has a crush on me

 

[Problem Child]

1) "Miles, you take that bedroom, and Shadowsource, that's yours over there. I think it's really cool that you two have become such good friends, even to the point of wanting to share this apartment together. I left a tube of anal-eze on the dresser in the bedroom for you guys. Ciao!"

2) "Bill and Hillary Clinton...If we all could only have those kind of ethics."

3) "HARDKORE, turn on the TV pal, RAW is WAR is comin' on!"

4) "KillerMuffin, how could I have ever been so drawn to you? you're not very bright, your stories make a fifth-grader seem like Hemingway, and you're sense of humor is dull. Plus your tits are too small and I don't think you really know a fucking thing about the internal combustion engine."

5) "Can't we all just get along?"

6....extra) "p_p_man, you're absolutely and completely right."

 

[miles]

PC

Once again, I am not worthy in your presence.

Anal Eze. Not in this lifetime, Bucko.

 

[Azwed]

oh god this is all so funny.

I almost shot sprite out my nose