Tonight's Public Service Announcement - Romantics Stay Away!

[JazzManJim]

Though normally I"m a milquetoaste of a mild-mannered Jazzman, tonight is different.

Jazzman wants to deliver a Grade A, 100 Percent Animal, Ninja Fucking.

But I have to work in the morning, so it's no going to a club and trolling for the first one-night stand ever. But Damn it I just want to take a woman, kiss her until her knees turn to jelly, toss her on the bed, undress her in such style as to require buttont to be sewn back on in the morning, and fuck her until she begs to stop cumming.

This ain't about being horny. Hell, I'm always horny. This is about putting the Nice Guy in the closet andbringing out the groove that's just been there waiting for a night like this.

I want a fuck that will leave a women wondering who I am, and desperate to find me again. The kind where, when she's 80 years old, she'll remember. And she'll smile.

I want a nasty "what the hell got into me" fuck and I want it now.

That's all.

 

[seXieleXie]

i'll take two orders, to go please.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*frantically taking notes*

Um, you got any Gojo? Drat.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Though normally I"m a milquetoaste of a mild-mannered Jazzman, tonight is different.

Jazzman wants to deliver a Grade A, 100 Percent Animal, Ninja Fucking.

But I have to work in the morning, so it's no going to a club and trolling for the first one-night stand ever. But Damn it I just want to take a woman, kiss her until her knees turn to jelly, toss her on the bed, undress her in such style as to require buttont to be sewn back on in the morning, and fuck her until she begs to stop cumming.

This ain't about being horny. Hell, I'm always horny. This is about putting the Nice Guy in the closet andbringing out the groove that's just been there waiting for a night like this.

I want a fuck that will leave a women wondering who I am, and desperate to find me again. The kind where, when she's 80 years old, she'll remember. And she'll smile.

I want a nasty "what the hell got into me" fuck and I want it now.

That's all.

But it get boring night after night

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Tonight's Public Service Announcement - Romantics Stay Away!

But it get boring night after night

Eh. You gotta have a routine, they say.

 

[Mistress]

Sighs in longing.....

Been awhile since I've had a fuck like that, that hasn't been on the net/phone.

 

[JazzManJim]

Sighs in longing.....

Been awhile since I've had a fuck like that, that hasn't been on the net/phone.

Well? What's keeping you? My door's open.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Where does one go at 12 am in NC to find one of those?

I'll take 2!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Two for lexie and two for SS. That's easy to do...it's one of those night.

 

[Elizabeth]

Damn! Jazz...I am up for that kind of fucking. The screaming, squealing, button popping kind.

 

[p_p_man]

Jazzman wants to deliver a Grade A, 100 Percent Animal, Ninja Fucking.

I want a nasty "what the hell got into me" fuck and I want it now.

*sigh* another kid aspiring to manhood...

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I keep telling you that you are one cool dude.... looks like you have them lining up all ready

P.S. Do we get veges with that?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I have soooo been waiting for this! My address is ***** Arlington Dr... ******** MO

 

[JazzManJim]

Jazz I'm all for fun and everything, But if your really lookin' 4 a night like that your going to have to go to a club or somethin'.

IN the immortal style of Frankenstein's Monster.

Clubs BAAAD!!!

 

[JazzManJim]

I have soooo been waiting for this! My address is ***** Arlington Dr... ******** MO

Well it is about God Damned Time!!

Lady, I'm there!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jim, I thought you were going out hunting for sluts! Why are you still here?

I was expecting a full report in the morning.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Well it is about God Damned Time!!

Lady, I'm there!

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon

 

[SimplySouthern]

Jim, I thought you were going out hunting for sluts! Why are you still here?

I was expecting a full report in the morning.

I'd settle for a slow descriptive narrative right now!

If you could say fuck a lot and incorporate some Cheap Trick lyrics...well, Ruby and I would be ever so appreciative.

 

[seXieleXie]

Jim, I thought you were going out hunting for sluts! Why are you still here?

I was expecting a full report in the morning.

maybe he knows that lit is where all the *real* sluts are at

 

[Rubyfruit]

Come to my window
Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon

I fucking love Melissa. I want to have her child.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd settle for a slow descriptive narrative right now!

If you could say fuck a lot and incorporate some Cheap Trick lyrics...well, Ruby and I would be ever so appreciative.

Were we separated at birth?

____

Lexie, you're probably right. All the hot ones anyway. Ok, we're still hot, but some of us have to stay in on sat nite because we have kids.

 

[JazzManJim]

Jim, I thought you were going out hunting for sluts! Why are you still here?

I was expecting a full report in the morning.

Like I said earlier....I might, except that I need to be at work in the morning.

It's a tough evening here in the ol' Jazzman household.

 

[JazzManJim]

I keep telling you that you are one cool dude.... looks like you have them lining up all ready

P.S. Do we get veges with that?

All the veggies you could wrap your lips around

 

[JazzManJim]

Elizabeth...I am most certainly in a mood for just that kind of fucking. Like most immediately!

pagancowgirl..get that cute ass on my bed right here and now