Tomorrow is a VERY special day for the men!

[pleasteasme]

Happy Steak and BJ Day! ​

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.


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[DevilishTexan]

I should be in Indiana tomorrow. Grrrr!

 

[MichiMan]

I approve of this thread

 

[pleasteasme]

There's better steak in Texas ~ but, I'm sure you already know that!

 

[JBCorbell]

Where do we lobby for a national holiday?

 

[StrixVaria]

Sign me Up... damn, the GF quit giving BJ's after I moved her into th house....

 

[JBCorbell]

There's better steak in Texas ~ but, I'm sure you already know that!

A good steak is still a steak but a good BJ is heaven!

 

[pleasteasme]

Where do we lobby for a national holiday?

I'm thinking we might be able to convince the beef cattle guys to get in on it too.

 

[JettaG]

I am marking this on the calendar.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

honey and I normally observe this holiday. But with both of us out with the flu? Not so much.

 

[pleasteasme]

I will celebrate by making a steak for dinner.


Errr, is that celebate?

 

[fallenupright]

Today was meatloaf and BJ day, since I don't see him tommorow. Or rather, yesterday, and today, since it's 1AM.

 

[atmas]

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

I was informed of this on February 13th. I will vote twice for this as a national holiday (twice, because I have two hands, though one is often in use these days).

 

[MechaBlade]

honey and I normally observe this holiday. But with both of us out with the flu? Not so much.

Surely you can still round up some steak.

 

[pleasteasme]

I was informed of this on February 13th. I will vote twice for this as a national holiday (twice, because I have two hands, though one is often in use these days).

Grilling steak, right?

 

[JBCorbell]

On this holiday both men and women can say...

Where's the beef?

 

[pleasteasme]

On this holiday both men and women can say...

Where's the beef?

*giggling*

Good one JBC

 

[JBCorbell]

*giggling*

Good one JBC

Thank ya, thank ya very much. (Bows)

 

[pleasteasme]

Surely you can still round up some steak.

Look at you ~ with a celebratory av even!

 

[pleasteasme]

Thank ya, thank ya very much. (Bows)

So, how do you prefer your steak?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Surely you can still round up some steak.

We've got the kind of flu that if we eat anything, we throw it up.

 

[serwolfe]

What a great holiday.

 

[JBCorbell]

So, how do you prefer your steak?

Medium well, marinated in red wine and just a touch of hickory sauce. And you?

 

[Liontamr]

Sadly this day will mean as much to me as valentines day did...

At least it won't be all over TV like V-day was...

 

[txnrude]

I cant wait for tomorrow! my gf is driving to Dallas to give me my BJ. not sure if we are having steak though.
if we do though its all about a nice new york strip medium rare. mmmm.