Today is my 7th wedding anniversary

You should treat her to an appointment at the hair salon.

Call ahead to make sure they have wool shears.
 
You should treat her to an appointment at the hair salon.

Call ahead to make sure they have wool shears.

actually

she is very VERY attractive

perfect glowing brown skin

she actually is a HER PAN ICK!:)
 
Why the hell are you on here talking to us then. It could be better spent communicating with your wife if you want her to stay your wife.

You could have suprised her with a weekend away.

I've been planning myanniversary for four months now. My parents and her parents are going to keep the baby for the weekend, and where gonna to fly into new york got everything planned.

Did you not plan anything? you have to make her excited.
 
Why the hell are you on here talking to us then. It could be better spent communicating with your wife if you want her to stay your wife.

You could have suprised her with a weekend away.

I've been planning myanniversary for four months now. My parents and her parents are going to keep the baby for the weekend, and where gonna to fly into new york got everything planned.

Did you not plan anything? you have to make her excited.

I did surprise her with a weekened away

I even packed for her

and waved her GOODBYE......as she left


BUT SHE CAME BACK!:mad:
 
So I set the table with the best china

flowers arraigned nicely

scented candles all around

Im showered

Shaved

2 pills of Viagra

All read for her to come home

and COOK DINNER.....then im gonna give her a nice gift

a free ticket to a movie, with prepaid popcorn and soda

give her some gas money and tell her to GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THEN MY GF IS GONNA COME OVER AND WE BE HAVIN A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Why the hell are you on here talking to us then. It could be better spent communicating with your wife if you want her to stay your wife.

You could have suprised her with a weekend away.

I've been planning myanniversary for four months now. My parents and her parents are going to keep the baby for the weekend, and where gonna to fly into new york got everything planned.

Did you not plan anything? you have to make her excited.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/207/234/you-must-be-new-here-willy-wonka.jpg
 
she is on the way home

she better hurry with dinner

and

her movie starts at 8

and teh GF will show up 8:03:)

The VIAGRA is kicking in:devil:
 
Oh dear. Did she mention that the reason that she's late is she stopped to visit her Boyfriend. You know, the one she's planning to leave you for? :D
 
:cool:no

she is HERE now

cooking n stuff


SHE BETTER HURRY

THE VIAGRA IS WORKING

DONT WANNA WASTE IT ON THE WIFE:rolleyes:
 
:cool:no

she is HERE now

cooking n stuff


SHE BETTER HURRY

THE VIAGRA IS WORKING

DONT WANNA WASTE IT ON THE WIFE:rolleyes:

Hahaha! You SURE she's doing to the movies? You might want to make sure she hasn't cleaned out your bank account. ;)
 
dont care where she goes

as its

NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Tee Hee:cattail:
 
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