Today I want to fuck...

[doctor_insanus]

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[marshalt]

I find Kari Byron to be totally insufferable. She ruined mythbusters.

 

[marshalt]

Today I want to fuck Lake Bell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/lake_bell_sundance_blurb_zps4160f1eb.jpg

The first time I saw Lake Bell was on the short-lived NBC monster-mystery show "Surface" back in '05. You might not remember that show, it came out at the same time as a bunch of other shows trying to capitalize on the paranormal mystery fad that sprung from Lost's success. Lake played the part of a marine biologist or something who was constantly running around in a bikini or her bra.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/Lake-in-Surface-Episode-7-lake-bell-29033477-853-480_zps3c329294.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/Lake_Bell-Surface02hd-DL_zpsd2187f70.jpg

Naturally, the show was cancelled after 1 season and since then Lake has gone on to appear in several movies with big names like Eva Longoria, Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Meryl Streep, and Alec Baldwin, just to name a few. But she has yet to really rise above the role of the minor or supporting character.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/736800676_LakeBell_NoStringsAttachedBluray1080pmkv003_122_885lo_zps5f12ecce.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/75286_Lake_Bell_-_It7s_Complicated_by_DeepAtSea54000212619-24-319_122_898lo_zps2235064b.jpg

She seems to constantly be playing second fiddle to less-hot but more famous women. And I think that's a damn shame.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/936full-lake-bell_zps63eb6b4f.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/600full-lake-bell_zps2e903f56.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/600full-lake-bell2_zps57114ff5.jpg

Plus, she's been good enough to show us her boobies.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XxMHkW3iPNc/UEhZ18uh03I/AAAAAAAAF6E/998YtHvcu9k/s1600/Lake-Bell-nue-dans-How-to-Make-It-in-America.jpg

So today I want to fuck Lake Bell, an underrated actress with a the body of a goddess.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/600full-lake-bell3_zps76330cb1.jpg

 

[SkAoUt]

Why didn't you reanimate your av?

 

[marshalt]

Why didn't you reanimate your av?

Whachutalkingbout, chief?

 

[lovetoread]

I find Kari Byron to be totally insufferable. She ruined mythbusters.

Agreed.

 

[marshalt]

Agreed.

Actually, when they added the "build team" or whatever they call those three jackasses is when Mythbusters was ruined. Jamie and Adam had great chemistry and it sucked when half the show was turned over to those 2 turd brains and fan-service redhead. I rarely speak ill of redheads, but goddamn... we ALL know why you're on the show, sweetie, and it ain't for your brain...

 

[islandman]

Now I think they have that blonde from one of those mechanic/car shows.

At least she reminds me of her.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Wings]

She got naked in A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, and she was quite funny in it too.

 

[SkAoUt]

Ya see islandmans av is animated and it wasn't before. Robdownsouth and Squibbs too. Didn't you have an animated av at one point then fuck it up by changing it up only to realize later you couldn't go back? Might not be too late milkshake dude.

 

[islandman]

I've had this AV for about 10 years now. If I change it, there might be no going back.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll have some Alison Brie. Thanks.

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http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/alison-brie/05-alison-brie.jpg
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http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/anniesfap.gif

 

[marshalt]

Today I want to fuck Christina Milian.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/hollywoodsbestchristinamilian29_zps731bd0cd.jpg

Christina is a singer/actress, although I have never heard a song of hers, and I have never seen a movie with her. But judging by these photos, I would say she is an excellent singer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/26722_gayperhq09_377lo_zpsc9ecbb62.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/550111116_4459_0_0_6_122_45lo_zps1bb0ba0d.jpg

This is a pic from a movie she was in. She must also be a wonderful actress.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/74404_ChristinaMilian_GhostsofGirlfriendsPastHD1080p_123_22lo_zpsc6bf61d3.jpg

Lucky for us, Christina is not just another talented singer/actress, she also happens to be hot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/cm116_zps43005ce4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/Christina2_zps24b0dd16.jpg

She has boobs like these,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/453_zps1bc3031a.jpg

and an ass like that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/00924_ChristinaMilian_05_122_14lo_zps4d121942.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/00922_ChristinaMilian_03_122_523lo_zpsc0ac996f.jpg
So today, I want to fuck Christina Milian, a little bundle of sex who can sing and act.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/gpclights1/16790_cm82_122_489lo_zps33d114df.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I find Kari Byron to be totally insufferable. She ruined mythbusters.

http://mikesright.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/an-angry-mob-1-e1357651102868.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

After watching the Derby and the Preakness, I have decided that as long as I am lying face up, Rosie Napravnik can ride me for at least a mile and a half wherever she may choose.

http://www.kentuckyderby.com/sites/kentuckyderby.com/files/media/rosie.jpg

 

[marshalt]

http://mikesright.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/an-angry-mob-1-e1357651102868.jpg

It's true. The whole "build team" or whatever the hell they are called destroyed the dynamic of the show. It would have been fine if they were just helpers, but any segment without Jamie and Adam sucked. Admit it.

 

[lovetoread]

It's true. The whole "build team" or whatever the hell they are called destroyed the dynamic of the show. It would have been fine if they were just helpers, but any segment without Jamie and Adam sucked. Admit it.

I stopped watching them once it started to be the "build" team and the real duo would come on and narrate for a min or two.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

It's true. The whole "build team" or whatever the hell they are called destroyed the dynamic of the show. It would have been fine if they were just helpers, but any segment without Jamie and Adam sucked. Admit it.

It's television. You can't watch a dumb ass sitcom anymore without four plot lines going on simultaneously. The producers know that the credibility factor of the myth busting effort will not allow Adam and Jamie to work on more than one project at a time and if you don't like the first five minutes of project number one, you probably won't stick around for the whole show.

Enter the build team and the perky redhead with the tits. I'm okay with it.

 

[thør]

Enter the build team and the perky redhead with the tits. I'm okay with it.

Indeed, Kari Byron is geektacular!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Indeed, Kari Byron is geektacular!

Precisely. There is a "nerd accessibility" factor at work that is at least semi-believable. You'll never hear Scarlett Johansson say, "Is that a slide rule in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Kari B? It could happen....