Today I want to fuck...

[thør]

Oh, I almost forgot, she gets naked too. A lot...

Be careful. You might get cold-cocked if one of those titties whacks you in the jaw.

 

[eyer]

That toxic fabrication is so filled with plastic and botox...

...the EPA will have to capsulize her and shoot her into orbit to environmentally get rid of her remains safely after she dies.

 

[marshalt]

That toxic fabrication is so filled with plastic and botox...

...the EPA will have to capsulize her and shoot her into orbit to environmentally get rid of her remains safely after she dies.

Don't be such hater.

 

[marshalt]

Be careful. You might get cold-cocked if one of those titties whacks you in the jaw.

Wouldn't that be an awesome story to tell at the emergency room?

"Whoa! What happened to your face?"

"I got whapped in the face by a giant titty!!"

 

[thør]

Wouldn't that be an awesome story to tell at the emergency room?

"Whoa! What happened to your face?"

"I got whapped in the face by a giant titty!!"

Get your Driver's License photo with the bruise.

 

[lovetoread]

Men

 

[Saint Peter]

Get your Mug Shot with the bruise.

fyp

yw

 

[thør]

Men

Nice tee shirt.

 

[marshalt]

Men

Show me some pics of you in skin-tight latex and you could be next.

 

[Saint Peter]

tits

Nice tits.

fyp

yw

 

[lovetoread]

If'n I'm wearing latex then it means I'm doing a scene and not taking pictures.

 

[marshalt]

If'n I'm wearing latex then it means I'm doing a scene and not taking pictures.

Party pooper.

 

[Ramp1311]

I want to thank the person who posted the BTW pictures.....

My wife will thank you later.....

 

[imFlyingsolo]

A lot!

 

[run_silent]

If'n I'm wearing latex then it means I'm doing a scene and not taking pictures.

That is so unfair to the whole world population.

 

[dirtwrench]

If'n I'm wearing latex then it means I'm doing a scene and not taking pictures.

Sweetheart, if you were in latex it would cause a scene. All the guys staring, drooling, tripping over things, driving into fire hydrants, etc.

 

[marshalt]

Today I want to fuck Jessica Ennis.

Jessica is a British heptathlete. I'll be damned if I know what a heptathlete is, but Jessica won a gold medal at the Olympics for being one.

She was a bit emotional when she won the gold medal.

But then her hot heptathlete friends came and kissed her and made it all better.

Now, I'm not into bodybuilding chicks. But I do love seeing a woman with abs, biceps, and strong shapely legs.

Plus, being insanely beautiful and having a pretty smile is always a bonus.

Apparently some newspaper in the UK said Jessica was "fat." If that's the case, I wish all broads were fat like Jessica.

So today, I want to fuck British gold medal-winning heptathlete Jessica Ennis.

 

[John Doe]

Standing by for your orders, Captain.

 

[marshalt]

Standing by for your orders, Captain.

Is it a coincidence that Uhura is wearing a red rubber suit in the new movie? I think not.

 

[John Doe]

Is it a coincidence that Uhura is wearing a red rubber suit in the new movie? I think not.

That I think surely not also.

 

[ivantheterrible]

Bianca Beauchamp, never understood the over facination with large breasts. but i love her eyes and lips.

 

[marshalt]

Bianca Beauchamp, never understood the over facination with large breasts. but i love her eyes and lips.

Because boobs are just about the most awesome things in the world.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

That toxic fabrication is so filled with plastic and botox...

...the EPA will have to capsulize her and shoot her into orbit to environmentally get rid of her remains safely after she dies.

Beat me to it. Is any part of her originally hers?

 

[marshalt]

Beat me to it. Is any part of her originally hers?

Don't be such a hater, hater.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Elizabeth Banks

A guy could get lost in those curves.