Soron
The Evil One
- Joined
- Jul 9, 2002
- Posts
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1. What about your crush/ lover most frightens you?
*That she might may end up being taller than me.
Aw, hell, she is taller than me.
2. What musical artist are you most ashamed to admit you love?
*I guess, Pete Townshend. Since it looks like he's pedophile
3. What does your pubic hair look like?
Umm, right now, I don't have any.
4. What would you like your lover/ crush's pubic hair to be like? Cleanly shaved? Bushy?
*She keeps herself completely bare for me at all times
5. What would you like most to eat off your lover/ crush's body?
*A chocolate cream pie
6. Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? What did they say?
*My parents had sex? Ewwwwwwwwww
7. you've got a one way time machine: Do you use it? When do you go?
*Not going anywhere without Arden
8. Are you more like Caesar or Caligula?
*Definitely Caligula
9. Do you know who the Marquise de Sade was? If so, what do you think of him? If not, go and find out.
*The Marquis and I went to different schools together.
10. What's the most money you have ever had in the bank?
*I had seven dollars worth of pennies in my piggy bank, once.
11. You're walking down the street with your crush/ lover and a homeless man offers to write you a poem for money. Do you accept? How much do you give him?
*I'm already with a fine poet. I would buy the guy a turkey sammich though.
12. Congratulations! The InterSpaceTime federation has just awarded you two tickets to go see any concert in all of history. Who/ when and who do you take with?
*I never got to see Stevie Ray Vaughan. I'd surely take Arden to that show. A fucking awesome guitar player.
13. Would you like to live in medieval times? Even if it meant you had to be a peasant?
*Do I get to have Arden as my wench?
14. The last person who, by action or thought, gave you an orgasm.
*If you don't know the answer, you haven't been paying attention. wooooohooooooo, baby.
15. You wake up in the morning to find your lover gone for the day, but he/she left you a surprise. What should it be?
*A love letter of what she'd like to do for me when she gets home.
16. What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
*12 O'Clock High
17. Do you use/ need lube during sex with your partner? What do you prefer to use?
*I haven't needed anything yet.
18. What is the most creative slang term for vagina that you have heard/ can come up with? What about penis?
*Punahnee and tallywhacker
19. What one thing do you never want to hear come out of your crush/ lover's mouth during sex?
*"I used to be a guy"
20. Favorite small time local band that no one has ever heard of?
*The band I play in, 'Blue Soul'
*That she might may end up being taller than me.
2. What musical artist are you most ashamed to admit you love?
*I guess, Pete Townshend. Since it looks like he's pedophile
3. What does your pubic hair look like?
Umm, right now, I don't have any.
4. What would you like your lover/ crush's pubic hair to be like? Cleanly shaved? Bushy?
*She keeps herself completely bare for me at all times
5. What would you like most to eat off your lover/ crush's body?
*A chocolate cream pie
6. Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? What did they say?
*My parents had sex? Ewwwwwwwwww
7. you've got a one way time machine: Do you use it? When do you go?
*Not going anywhere without Arden
8. Are you more like Caesar or Caligula?
*Definitely Caligula
9. Do you know who the Marquise de Sade was? If so, what do you think of him? If not, go and find out.
*The Marquis and I went to different schools together.
10. What's the most money you have ever had in the bank?
*I had seven dollars worth of pennies in my piggy bank, once.
11. You're walking down the street with your crush/ lover and a homeless man offers to write you a poem for money. Do you accept? How much do you give him?
*I'm already with a fine poet. I would buy the guy a turkey sammich though.
12. Congratulations! The InterSpaceTime federation has just awarded you two tickets to go see any concert in all of history. Who/ when and who do you take with?
*I never got to see Stevie Ray Vaughan. I'd surely take Arden to that show. A fucking awesome guitar player.
13. Would you like to live in medieval times? Even if it meant you had to be a peasant?
*Do I get to have Arden as my wench?
14. The last person who, by action or thought, gave you an orgasm.
*If you don't know the answer, you haven't been paying attention. wooooohooooooo, baby.
15. You wake up in the morning to find your lover gone for the day, but he/she left you a surprise. What should it be?
*A love letter of what she'd like to do for me when she gets home.
16. What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
*12 O'Clock High
17. Do you use/ need lube during sex with your partner? What do you prefer to use?
*I haven't needed anything yet.
18. What is the most creative slang term for vagina that you have heard/ can come up with? What about penis?
*Punahnee and tallywhacker
19. What one thing do you never want to hear come out of your crush/ lover's mouth during sex?
*"I used to be a guy"
20. Favorite small time local band that no one has ever heard of?
*The band I play in, 'Blue Soul'
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