To Dream of Literotica

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I finally had a Literotica dream. Last night. I met Sally Struthers (thin again) on a sreet corner. She doesn't know me. She tells me she has a new project she needs help on. I volunteer. She takes me up to her seedy flat and she hands me three pages of e-mails between her and several Literotica members. (Her screenname was, get this, "CystalCheyenneAngel").

In the e-mails she explains that she wants to turn this story she read into movie. The story was "Watching Patti", which, I'm assuming, was my story. She asks if I can help, and I say "no", and confess that I'm Dixon Carter Lee, and that I wrote the erotic story.

Sally says, "That's okay. I'm really a prostitute now."

I think I need a break.

 

[Amused]

I'm confused.
Which one of you wasthe prostitute?

 

[Mistress]

Laughs!


I'd say so hehehe!

 

[Xander]

I finally had a Literotica dream. Last night. I met Sally Struthers (thin again) on a sreet corner. She doesn't know me. She tells me she has a new project she needs help on. I volunteer. She takes me up to her seedy flat and she hands me three pages of e-mails between her and several Literotica members. (Her screenname was, get this, "CystalCheyenneAngel").

In the e-mails she explains that she wants to turn this story she read into movie. The story was "Watching Patti", which, I'm assuming, was my story. She asks if I can help, and I say "no", and confess that I'm Dixon Carter Lee, and that I wrote the erotic story.

Sally says, "That's okay. I'm really a prostitute now."

I think I need a break.

LMAO

DCL is finally and truely initiated in the Literotica Family insanity.
Welcome home big boy.

 

[Never]

That reminds me of what happened between lavender and myself today.

lavender: Get rid of the dog.
Never: Pardon me? Did you just call me a dog?
lavender: No, the apartment, bit me on the nose.
Never: What?
lavender: Bit me on the nose.
Never: The apartment bit you on the nose?
lavender: No, the dog bit me on the nose.. Get rid of it.
Never:... Are you still asleep?
lavender: *light snoring sounds*
Never: Oh, okay.

 

[Xander]

That reminds me of what happened between lavender and myself today.

lavender: Get rid of the dog.
Never: Pardon me? Did you just call me a dog?
lavender: No, the apartment, bit me on the nose.
Never: What?
lavender: Bit me on the nose.
Never: The apartment bit you on the nose?
lavender: No, the dog bit me on the nose.. Get rid of it.
Never:... Are you still asleep?
lavender: *light snoring sounds*
Never: Oh, okay.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Today's ballplayers use a lot of nicknames, for example, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm confused.
Which one of you wasthe prostitute?

Is this the line that confused you: Sally says, "That's okay. I'm really a prostitute now." ?

 

[Harbinger]

I can't believe that Sally Struthers is a plagiarist! God, that pisses me off!

 

[Problem Child]

I can't remember Sally Struthers ever being thin. Maybe you're saying thin as in compared to Rob Reiner. Ok, that makes sense.

 

[*Lazer*]

PC she was thin in "Five Easy Pieces"

 

[Cheyenne]

I think I need a break.

I think your mind was already giving you a break from that visit to the Orthodox Jews. The dream was just trying to get you back on track.