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Smile. If you know that God is with you and will never fail you, then you always have every reason to smile. Lord, my heart seeks You and clings to You and I rejoice.
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peace rules said:
Amen.
The knowledge of His eternal love and grace keeps me smilin'.
Good for you, wandering in here to spread the word!
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Lance "Jesus is Coming...Look Busy!" Castor
I wonder too, Des. where does this kind of thinking come from? It makes me burst out laughing when I read it.
Well, despite losing backgammon tourneys to inferior players, much needed laughs were had by me thanks to the likes of this guy, PB and WD.
I look foward to reading tomorrow night.
Thank you all and good night.
Lance "Jesus is Coming...Look Busy!" Castor
I wonder too, Des. where does this kind of thinking come from? It makes me burst out laughing when I read it.
Well, despite losing backgammon tourneys to inferior players, much needed laughs were had by me thanks to the likes of this guy, PB and WD.
I look foward to reading tomorrow night.
Thank you all and good night.
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Oh, that's not "mine"....I have a postcard of the North American "Sunday School Jesus" (the white guy with the long hair, beard, blue eyes) knocking on a door with his staff and that inscription... next to my bathroom mirror.
It inspires me to try and do something good each day....just in case.
Lance "Covering My Bases" Castor
Desdemona said:
Oh, that's not "mine"....I have a postcard of the North American "Sunday School Jesus" (the white guy with the long hair, beard, blue eyes) knocking on a door with his staff and that inscription... next to my bathroom mirror.
It inspires me to try and do something good each day....just in case.
Lance "Covering My Bases" Castor
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Desdemona said:
Well, I do try to be quick on my feet, good with my fingers and am naturally possessed of a silver tongue and a genuine love for smiles and chuckles, even when things get rugged.
"This moment made possible by a generous grant from the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Subs."
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Re: LMAO
"Yes, and thank you for choosing the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives...we hope you will find your time here pleasant and instructive. A chamber has been prepared for for upstairs and a bath drawn. Orientaion will begin at 8pm this evening. Until then, enjoy your day on the grounds and in the spa and once again, thank you for choosing the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives."
Desdemona said:
"Yes, and thank you for choosing the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives...we hope you will find your time here pleasant and instructive. A chamber has been prepared for for upstairs and a bath drawn. Orientaion will begin at 8pm this evening. Until then, enjoy your day on the grounds and in the spa and once again, thank you for choosing the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives."
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Desdemona said:
Heavens no, we're a registered charity. Relax.
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Desdemona said:
Oh....could you tilt your head a little to the left and push the bubbles off your nipples, reallllly slowly, please?
The guys in the Control Booth...er, in the Aromatherapy Supply Quality Control Monitoring Station... are trying to get a better angle...er...experience for you. darling.
Lance
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You know, much to my chagrin...I'm enjoying this thread, lol.
I haven't even started to really BE a sub yet -- and I know I'm already wayward.
My last guy, on hearing that I was thinking of exploring this...said "you'll be the bossiest sub -- faster, harder, me on top, again"
LOL, I don't know -- do I qualify for entrance here? I've been aching for a spa vacation and I don't have the money for Canyon Ranch at the moment.
Persephone "have harness and double dildo, will travel"
(see, right there -- that Domme aspect of me is bubbling to the surface.)
I haven't even started to really BE a sub yet -- and I know I'm already wayward.
My last guy, on hearing that I was thinking of exploring this...said "you'll be the bossiest sub -- faster, harder, me on top, again"
LOL, I don't know -- do I qualify for entrance here? I've been aching for a spa vacation and I don't have the money for Canyon Ranch at the moment.
Persephone "have harness and double dildo, will travel"
(see, right there -- that Domme aspect of me is bubbling to the surface.)
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We have a Special Wing....
....for you here at the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives, P36.
The PotentiallyPseudoSubSwitchSuites, located in D wing at the far end of the building from the Submissive Chambers, are amongst our most popular with Lit BDSM clientelle, so we're sure you'll see many of your friends there.
Your Server, Manuel, who is completely at your service, will see you to your room.
Enjoy your visit!
Lance
....for you here at the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives, P36.
The PotentiallyPseudoSubSwitchSuites, located in D wing at the far end of the building from the Submissive Chambers, are amongst our most popular with Lit BDSM clientelle, so we're sure you'll see many of your friends there.
Your Server, Manuel, who is completely at your service, will see you to your room.
Enjoy your visit!
Lance
Persephone36 said:You know, much to my chagrin...I'm enjoying this thread, lol.
I haven't even started to really BE a sub yet -- and I know I'm already wayward.
My last guy, on hearing that I was thinking of exploring this...said "you'll be the bossiest sub -- faster, harder, me on top, again"
LOL, I don't know -- do I qualify for entrance here? I've been aching for a spa vacation and I don't have the money for Canyon Ranch at the moment.
Persephone "have harness and double dildo, will travel"
(see, right there -- that Domme aspect of me is bubbling to the surface.)
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I am dropping egg roll crumbs all over my keyboard while I giggle.
Love that alliteration, Lance. Very funny......
Love that alliteration, Lance. Very funny......
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Re: We have a Special Wing....
Ah if only Manuel could direct me to my room *properly* -- he got lost on the way, didn't bring up my bags and place them where I wanted...there's no ice in the room...I have to speak the management about this....
Ooooo La-ance!
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Lancecastor said:
Ah if only Manuel could direct me to my room *properly* -- he got lost on the way, didn't bring up my bags and place them where I wanted...there's no ice in the room...I have to speak the management about this....
Ooooo La-ance!
Persephone "PotentiallyPseudoSubSwitch"
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Re: Re: We have a Special Wing....
Why did this suddenly start to feel like Fawlty Towers?
Ah...Manuel, there you are, you imbecile!
I said mount the Guest....not the stair post!
Lance "Basil" Castor
Persephone36 said:
Ah if only Manuel could direct me to my room *properly* -- he got lost on the way, didn't bring up my bags and place them where I wanted...there's no ice in the room...I have to speak the management about this....
Ooooo La-ance!
Persephone "PotentiallyPseudoSubSwitch"
Why did this suddenly start to feel like Fawlty Towers?
Ah...Manuel, there you are, you imbecile!
I said mount the Guest....not the stair post!
Lance "Basil" Castor
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Knock knock....
....8pm is orientation.....here's your outfit for the evening's session.
Maximilian here will lead you through your preparations. He's Swiss German, so you should try to follow his instructions precisely.
Enjoy!
Lance
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uses sponge to remove the offending bubbles just to the point of exposing nipples while leaving traces of foam covering the interesting parts.
....8pm is orientation.....here's your outfit for the evening's session.
Maximilian here will lead you through your preparations. He's Swiss German, so you should try to follow his instructions precisely.
Enjoy!
Lance
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Re: Re: Re: We have a Special Wing....
Where are the restraints when I asked for them...and why can't you have proper eye masks here?
And where's that fucking Polly when I need her?!?
Oh, Mr. Fawwwwwltyyyyy!
Persephone "Looking for a FFM threesome"
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Where are the restraints when I asked for them...and why can't you have proper eye masks here?
And where's that fucking Polly when I need her?!?
Oh, Mr. Fawwwwwltyyyyy!
Persephone "Looking for a FFM threesome"
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Oh such bother.
The PPSSS wing is *such* a bother!
Methinks that unless the Guests in that wing learn to behave like those in the larger, more luxurious Submissive wing, that the Lance Castor Foundation could re-think its' policy on waywards without clear submissive tendencies.
Be that as it may.....you may join Maximillian and Des....but just for this evening.
Basil
The PPSSS wing is *such* a bother!
Methinks that unless the Guests in that wing learn to behave like those in the larger, more luxurious Submissive wing, that the Lance Castor Foundation could re-think its' policy on waywards without clear submissive tendencies.
Be that as it may.....you may join Maximillian and Des....but just for this evening.
Basil
Persephone36 said:
Where are the restraints when I asked for them...and why can't you have proper eye masks here?
And where's that fucking Polly when I need her?!?
Oh, Mr. Fawwwwwltyyyyy!
Persephone "Looking for a FFM threesome"
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Did I take a left at the fork in the road?
Wait---- didn't this begin as a "God loves you" thread?
Wait---- didn't this begin as a "God loves you" thread?
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Re: Did I take a left at the fork in the road?
Yes, and God does love you, my child.
Here, sit down, remove those moist garments and let one of the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives staff "minister" to your...fine alabaster....er...did you know that your body is a temple to the glory of God?
Frere Lance
A Desert Rose said:Wait---- didn't this begin as a "God loves you" thread?
Yes, and God does love you, my child.
Here, sit down, remove those moist garments and let one of the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives staff "minister" to your...fine alabaster....er...did you know that your body is a temple to the glory of God?
Frere Lance
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Re: Re: Did I take a left at the fork in the road?
Originally posted by Lancecastor
Yes, and God does love you, my child.
Here, sit down, remove those moist garments and let one of the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives staff "minister" to your...fine alabaster....er...did you know that your body is a temple to the glory of God?
Frere Lance
I need ministering by one of those guy's staffs alright.
Originally posted by Lancecastor
Yes, and God does love you, my child.
Here, sit down, remove those moist garments and let one of the Lance Castor Home for Wayward Submissives staff "minister" to your...fine alabaster....er...did you know that your body is a temple to the glory of God?
Frere Lance
I need ministering by one of those guy's staffs alright.
