Tips For Hookers...

Lost Cause

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Why am I not suprised?.....

The mayor of Philly is pissin' mad that money from the City of Brotherly Love's budget was used to distribute broshures containing safety tips for hookers. Highlights from the pamphlet, titled Tricks of the Trade: Health and Safety Tips for Street Sex Workers:

1) Use condoms for all services, with everyone
2) Use tampons, not pads during period
3) Keep lips (mouth), gums, thighs, vagina, and rectum moist by applying LOTS of water-based lubricant
4) If you want to douche or brush your teeth, do it after your nights work
5) Clothing should be attractive to customers, don't wear anything that will slow you down
6) Try to negotiate out of vaginal and anal sex, get your customer off some other way
7) Its not a good idea to let strangers tie you up or spank you
8) Pick your own parking spots and hotels, stay alert and in control of the date
9) Negotiate services and prices outside the car and circle it completely before entering (the car)
10) Get your money up front and don't take checks
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The health tips I'll accept. They're for the good of everybody, after all. But a few of those are just tips on how to succeed in an illegal enterprise. What next? How to safely cut and sell crack cocaine?
 
A proper tip for a hooker is 15 to 20 percent. Depending on the quality of service.
 
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