Tie me to the bedposts....

KillerMuffin

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How can you not adore a song with that in it???

Either that phrase or the line from the bloodhound gang just makes me think oh hell yeah, where's Thumper when ya need him???? You know the one...

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket...

and

Tie me to the bedposts...

Does this sum up this particular board or what????

and question 2... Who to tie to the bedposts and make some love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket....????
 
Muff sweetie you and your hubbypiddles can have me and tie me to a bedpost whenever you want!!
 
But I want to be TIED to the bedpost. *pouts* I'll even clean with a mop and sleep in the wet spot but I want to be the one tied down. Hmmmm.. Gag me even so the neighbors won't hear.
 
Never come on over, and I'll do my best to help you out!! I'm sure that Misstres H would like to join us and give a few pointers on how to do it the right way!! ;)
 
Love that line from the Bloodhound Gang....love that song as well. But my absolute fav is the opening line of Wish I Were Queer So I Could Get Chicks..."If you ass was a chinese restaurant, I'd have the pu-pu platter"
But then again, I've always been a degenerate
 
Cheri said:
"If you ass was a chinese restaurant, I'd have the pu-pu platter"
But then again, I've always been a degenerate
........................................................ Hey Cheri!...If that pu-pu platter does to you like it does my wife,"WWAAAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!"..I don't know whats all in it,but it sure turns her into a Nymphomaniac.So when I would like to do a little "BUMP & GRIND" I'd just take her to the nearest chinese restaurant.hee hee!
 
Never,
Isn't the point to let the neighbors hear so they will be jealous and want to join in? The more the merrier!

Nex
 
Isabella cums to mind....

Hey Muffin...I had ya for breakfast this morning....Way Yummy!!!!

I do believe the luscious Lady Isabella might like to be tied to the bedposts...then we could do all manner of naughty things to her sexy ass....pat it and pet it and stroke it....and SPANK it too!

Then we bring in THE DRAGON!!! Muahahahahahahahah

OOOOH yeah......NH too...
 
Oh Never darling....I polished my handcuffs just for you & my neighbors are used to the moaning & screaming.
 
small requests

I don't demand much, really I don't.

I just wanna know if I can watch.

At first, anyway.
 
I know somebody who wants me to do that with some silk scarves I have....
 
I like those black "tie" straps they sell ......work great ankle, wrist,and thigh cuffs.......I found those to be great.....
 
Re: Isabella cums to mind....

Thumper said:
I do believe the luscious Lady Isabella might like to be tied to the bedposts...then we could do all manner of naughty things to her sexy ass....pat it and pet it and stroke it....and SPANK it too!

Then we bring in THE DRAGON!!! Muahahahahahahahah

OOOOH yeah......NH too...

oooooooooooooooooh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy ... you do know me well darling ...

what a wild weekend weekend i've been having .... first i see this old Drew Carey episode on tv .. which i have never seen before ... with a cameo by Joey Ramone *seriously* ... and then i read this post by Thumper ...

if that isn't enough to make a girl cum .. i don't know what is ... lmao .. no seriously ..

and yes my dear wabbit ... i have plenty of fresh carrots for the both of you ... ;)
 
walks in wearing UPS outfit

alright, who here ordered the silk "tie" straps, the shiney black leather medusa whip, one Deborah Special™ strap-on (the Flagg Pole, i believe it's called), 3 pounds of butter, 10 "family sized" bottles of KY Jelly, a crate of whipped cream, a dragon leash (wtf?!? a DRAGON leash?!?), two dozen nipple clamps, three pizzas (one cheese, two sausage and bacon), and the SpiderMan costume?!?

it's all for one person, but the page got wet, and the name is indecipherable...
 
Adoratrice said:
Oh Never darling....I polished my handcuffs just for you & my neighbors are used to the moaning & screaming.

Really? I have my handy-dandy bottle of magic oil, here, let me rub a bit of it onto your skin. Well, if your neighbors are used to it there's no need for the gag, unless you like it better that way. Ohhh, those handcuffs are so shiny.

Tell me, can you help change my favorite color from green to hmmm.. red or orange?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :cool: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
Re: walks in wearing UPS outfit

scylis said:
alright, who here ordered the silk "tie" straps, the shiney black leather medusa whip, one Deborah Special™ strap-on (the Flagg Pole, i believe it's called), 3 pounds of butter, 10 "family sized" bottles of KY Jelly, a crate of whipped cream, a dragon leash (wtf?!? a DRAGON leash?!?), two dozen nipple clamps, three pizzas (one cheese, two sausage and bacon), and the SpiderMan costume?!?

it's all for one person, but the page got wet, and the name is indecipherable...

If there are any feathers in that box, they're for me!
 
*looking through papers*
feathers... feathers... feathers... nope.. i don't think i have any.. wait! here it is! a 3x2x2 box of 'em for ya, Ticklish..
 
no problem....
glad to be of service, no matter how small a part i played..
 
Outrageous! Sheer wickedness!

I'm NOT going to take this lying down!

Oops! ...wrong thread, again. Sorry...uh...carry on.
 
Tie me up, tie me down
Let the whole thing go around
Tie me up tie me down
Let the whole thig go arond

And I'm feeling something wicked
Especially when you lick it.

Tie me up tie me down......

:D
 
Re: walks in wearing UPS outfit

Originally posted by scylis 10 "family sized" bottles of KY Jelly, a crate of whipped cream, a dragon leash (wtf?!? a DRAGON leash?!?), two dozen nipple clamps, three pizzas (one cheese, two sausage and bacon), and the SpiderMan costume?!?
it's all for one person, but the page got wet, and the name is indecipherable...

oh darling scylis .. did you know that Creamy Lady has a thing for UPS guys or is it fed ex .. i always get them mixed up .. and oh baby .. those shorts ummmmm ... and also Miss Creamy luvs the whip cream .. hmmm if i didn't know better .. and btw you forgot the vegetarian pizza and the digital camera luv ...

BUTT most importanty .. i think KY jelly sucks .. could we please replace it with astro glide .. be a dear .. please .. an even exchange .. much better .. you will thank me ..

just watch our for the dragon darling ...... it spits fire ... hottttttttttttttttttt
 
Isabella, why do I suddenly have this image of you tied to a bed, I think I have a craving now for whipped cream.LOL

Carl.
 
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