Throb

Originally Posted by mjl2010
I'm gonna send this troll a little message.

Babygrrl, gimme those panties!
Err - these?

*hands them over*

Those are a good pair, you know.

Drops panties on floor.
Pulls out long bright shiny sword.
Slams point of sword into floor through panties


Sorry babygrrl. I'll buy you a new pair. You didn't want those after the troll wore them? did you? He probably drooled on them.

MJL
 
Drops panties on floor.
Pulls out long bright shiny sword.
Slams point of sword into floor through panties


Sorry babygrrl. I'll buy you a new pair. You didn't want those after the troll wore them? did you? He probably drooled on them.

MJL

You killed my panties!!! *swoon*



*shocked* ohh - I didn't think - is troll slobber is corrosive or something?

*worried*

And he's caught my scent? Now what do I do?
 
I have no idea... but It seems that MJL has a plan.

That's a mighty fine...sword, MJ.

So long...so hard...so shiny...

*trails fingers along MJ's mighty thews*

MJ...*quiver* You're so - *shiver* - brawny. *swoony*
 
hehehhehe "GROINAL" hehehehe

Looks a bit blunt to me!:D

D'oh!

Bull = male. Sheesh.

Slow today. Working my way up to some dream beastiality. *giggle* Or would it qualify if he started out as a man then changed halfway through?
 
Now how is that going to help?

Only thing that will do is tire me out and make things all jiggly.

*muses* Maybe I should tie my knees together or something.

yay! counting you that makes....ummm...3 people I know who like fruitcake.

Did I mention it is liberally soaked in rum?

how about the nice marzipan icing? Hey, my mom is British...what can I say.

Soaked in rum is great! I'm not sure if I've ever had the marzipan icing. What's that?

MJL
 
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