Three Wise Women

[Temptress_1960]

Saw this on a plaque Sunday, then saw it posted at another board.

It may be posted here already, and if so, I apologize.




Three Wise Women...

would have...

Asked directions,

Arrived on time,

Helped deliver the baby,

Cleaned the stable,

Made a casserole,

Brought practical gifts, and

There would be Peace on Earth

 

[Liontamr]

Of course they would have done all that if it wasn't for one small glitch..

There is no such thing as three wise women.





















Oh man am I gonna burn for that one... But someone had to say it.

 

[Shadowann2]

Oh how different the world would be if it were run by women!

 

[michaelmt1]

Deadman walking !!!!!





Mike
























Oh man am I gonna burn for that one... But someone had to say it. [/B][/QUOTE]

 

[Shadowann2]

Oh man am I gonna burn for that one...

Yes...yes you are...*lights match*

 

[Black_Bird]

Oh how different the world would be if it were run by women!

Different? Yes. Better? No.

Women, like men, are still human.

 

[Shadowann2]

Different? Yes. Better? No.

This could turn into an interesting debate!

 

[Black_Bird]

This could turn into an interesting debate!

If I was interested in speculating how things would be different, it would.

But, I think speculation is best left to experts who are payed to be proven wrong. I know humans make mistakes, and the female humanbeing is no different; They would just be making different mistakes then men would.

 

[Shadowann2]

OK...I'll leave it alone.

 

[Black_Bird]

OK...I'll leave it alone.

Why? Because I won't speculate?

You give up to easy.

 

[Shadowann2]

No, I'll leave it alone because no one will ever win and it will just be a long drawn out discussion and I need to g to bed now.

 

[RawHumor]

Three Wise Women, the REAL Story

As the women were preparing to leave to go visit the Messiah, Jane and Ann realized that Sarah was still in the bathroom getting ready.

"What's taking you so long?" asked Ann.

"I'm trying to get my hair to look right for the occasion. I'll just be another minute," replied Sarah.

35 minutes later, Sarah emerged from the bathroom.

"Oh no," said Jane, "you're not going to wear that, are you?"

"Why, what's wrong with it?" asked Sarah.

"Oh, nothing. I'll be right back."

Jane disappears into the bedroom and re-emerges 20 minutes later, wearing a more formal outfit. She didn't want to be upstaged by her friend Sarah.

"Okay, are we all ready now?" asked Sarah.

"On second thought, I don't think I'll be able to walk all that way in these shoes," said Ann.

"But we'll be riding most of the way!" said Jane.

Another 45 minutes later, they were all dressed and ready to go. But by then it was lunch time and they had to agree on where to stop for lunch along the way.

 

[BgMma]

Deadman walking !!!!!





Mike




Oh man am I gonna burn for that one... But someone had to say it.

[/B][/QUOTE]

Nothing to say here other than I love you avatar!

 

[Temptress_1960]

*laughing*

Now that's funny, RawHumor