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Did I ever tell you I have a whole team that handles the dead stuff...
mortician, funeral directors, cemetery staff....
 
is it time for the zombie Santa Apocalypse???

I almost ran my truck off the road yesterday.
I was flipping radio channels & heard White Christmas playing ALREADY!!! :eek:
 
starrynightin64 said:
is it time for the zombie Santa Apocalypse???

I almost ran my truck off the road yesterday.
I was flipping radio channels & heard White Christmas playing ALREADY!!! :eek:
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I consider that to be a Heresy! The playing of Christmas music prior to Advent (actually prior to Christmas season), should face the same penalties as whichcraft and other serious heresies!
 
lakesailer_mi said:
I consider that to be a Heresy! The playing of Christmas music prior to Advent (actually prior to Christmas season), should face the same penalties as whichcraft and other serious heresies!
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I hit the CD button & put Kenny Chesney back on.
Freaked me out pretty bad. Seriously playing that now???
I want Memorial Day back and a do over!
 
Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling Christmas Eve
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve

She didn't recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried

We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totaled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation dragged

Went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
She would have liked to say she loved the man
But she didn't like to lie

I said the years had been a friend to her
And that her eyes were still as blue
But in those eyes I wasn't sure if I
Saw doubt or gratitude

She said she saw me in the record stores
And that I must be doing well
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another 'auld lang syne'

The beer was empty and our tongues were tired
And running out of things to say
She gave a kiss to me as I got out
And I watched her drive away

Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmVXYOJzAJM
 
DarkSimian said:
Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling Christmas Eve
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve

She didn't recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried

We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totaled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation dragged

Went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn't find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
She would have liked to say she loved the man
But she didn't like to lie

I said the years had been a friend to her
And that her eyes were still as blue
But in those eyes I wasn't sure if I
Saw doubt or gratitude

She said she saw me in the record stores
And that I must be doing well
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another 'auld lang syne'

The beer was empty and our tongues were tired
And running out of things to say
She gave a kiss to me as I got out
And I watched her drive away

Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmVXYOJzAJM
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DARK!!! Good to see you. Merry Christmas buddy. But posting a sad Harry Chapin song? Is everything ok with you?
 
:::pops head in looks around::: hmmm....no decorations...thought there was going to be a NYE party here
 
starrynightin64 said:
I remember there once was a thread killer thread....

maybe I killed it...
or someone else did who excels beyond my abilities.
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One way to keep a thread alive is to ask a question.

Is the purpose of this thread to kill it off, or is it to come up with amusing lines that would kill a thread?
 
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