Thread Killers... not so anonymous
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DarkSimian
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Or stamp collecting
no I prefer singing.....its either sing here or in the STS thread lol
barefootgirl69
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RONIN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Sit down
Take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up
You can't run and hide
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Unlucky in love
Least that's what they say
He lost his head
And he gambled his heart away
He still keeps searching though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost
Now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
It's ok, he smiles and says
Though the loneliness is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all
Sit down
Take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up
You can't run and hide
Have
You
Heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Now tell me have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Sit down
Take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up
You can't run and hide
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Unlucky in love
Least that's what they say
He lost his head
And he gambled his heart away
He still keeps searching though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost
Now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
It's ok, he smiles and says
Though the loneliness is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all
Sit down
Take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up
You can't run and hide
Have
You
Heard about the Lonesome Loser
Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
Now tell me have you heard about the Lonesome Loser
barefootgirl69
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Let's go have a beer!
DarkSimian
RONIN
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when I sing this at work, I usually substitute the words "Jon in Housewares" for Lonesome Loser.....song still makes sense
DarkSimian
RONIN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsj2wdFDmLk
I was tired of my lady,
we'd been together to long.
Like a worn out recording
of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleepin'
I read the paper in bed.
And in the personal columns,
the was this letter I read.
If you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
if you're not into yoga,
if you have half-a-brain..
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
I didn't think about my lady,
I know that sounds kinda mean.
But me and my old lady
had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper,
took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
Yes, I like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
So I waited with high hopes,
then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant,
I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady
and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment,
and I said, "I never knew..."
That you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
And the feel of the ocean,
and the taste of champagne.
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
You're the lady I've looked for,
Come with me and escape.
If you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
if you're not into yoga,
if you have half-a-brain..
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
Yes, I like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape
I was tired of my lady,
we'd been together to long.
Like a worn out recording
of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleepin'
I read the paper in bed.
And in the personal columns,
the was this letter I read.
If you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
if you're not into yoga,
if you have half-a-brain..
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
I didn't think about my lady,
I know that sounds kinda mean.
But me and my old lady
had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper,
took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
Yes, I like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.
So I waited with high hopes,
then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant,
I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady
and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment,
and I said, "I never knew..."
That you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
And the feel of the ocean,
and the taste of champagne.
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
You're the lady I've looked for,
Come with me and escape.
If you like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
if you're not into yoga,
if you have half-a-brain..
If you making love at midnight
in the dunes on the cape.
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
Yes, I like pina coladas,
and gettin' caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape
jeff_is_smiling
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I would post in this thread, but then I'd just kill it as well...
...or did I JUST kill it already?
...or did I JUST kill it already?
DarkSimian
RONIN
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sorry, I type slow
barefootgirl69
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when I sing this at work, I usually substitute the words "Jon in Housewares" for Lonesome Loser.....song still makes sense
Hahaha!
Is there a Jon in Housewares?
EroticRomanticMan
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I think DS is Jon in Housewares!
DarkSimian
RONIN
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bingo! that man wins a cookie!
DarkSimian
RONIN
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only if I'm set to 33 rpmAs long as you don't sing slow
barefootgirl69
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Oh, dang! I missed that... it went right over my head!!!
You got cookies?
DarkSimian
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barefootgirl69
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yes, little girl....they're in the back of the van next to my puppy
Oh, mister, I don't think I want to pet your puppy!
DarkSimian
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barefootgirl69
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but he's friendly
I also have a popsicle in my pocket if you want that
Well, this is going in a strange direction. This isn't the FOOD thread, you know!
DarkSimian
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Well, this is going in a strange direction. This isn't the FOOD thread, you know!
but ya gotta eat something....to keep up your strength, ya know
barefootgirl69
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but ya gotta eat something....to keep up your strength, ya know
Ohhh, you're taking me to dinner! A LIT date! We can go to the food thread, then hit Stryder's Romance thread... lol
DarkSimian
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anything for you, milady....but alas, I must turn into a pumpkin....good night for now
DarkSimian
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really? I'm the last one to post in here? sheesh
lakesailer_mi
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really? I'm the last one to post in here? sheesh
Yeah, you thread killer!!!
