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[kreemi_pi]

Ooohh sounds fun. Fishing trip see who you can reel in!

Fly fishing

 

[tugger1987]

Taking your rod and bait with you

 

[kreemi_pi]

Taking your rod and bait with you

Nice line

 

[tugger1987]

Nice line

My head is full of cold, I think I’m just chatting shit at this point

 

[kreemi_pi]

Ooooh my tits feel naughty today

 

[kreemi_pi]

My head is full of cold, I think I’m just chatting shit at this point

Oh you poor thing

Sending you warm booby hugs

 

[kreemi_pi]

Ok brb i gotta breakfast and caffeinate

 

[kreemi_pi]

 

[tugger1987]

Naughty tits, booby hug sounds fun!

I have wandering hands….apologies in advance

 

[kreemi_pi]

Naughty tits, booby hug sounds fun!

I have wandering hands….apologies in advance

️ apology accepted
️ hands accepted

 

[tugger1987]

In that case I shall warm them up for you!

 

[kreemi_pi]

In that case I shall warm them up for you!

Mmmmmmmm

Grrr

 

[tugger1987]

It’s made wherever my hands start they always seem to fall down to someone’s ass

 

[kreemi_pi]

It’s made wherever my hands start they always seem to fall down to someone’s ass

I get that a lot

 

[kreemi_pi]

Ok coffee time

 

[tugger1987]

Women should stop having magnets in their pants

 

[tugger1987]

Ok coffee time

Milk in mine ta

 

[kreemi_pi]

Women should stop having magnets in their pants

Magnets help with...ummm...

Pole dancing

 

[tugger1987]

Magnets help with...ummm...

Pole dancing

North or South Pole

 

[Him15]

Magnets help with...ummm...

Pole dancing

Yeah but it keeps throwing off my compass

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yeah but it keeps throwing off my compass

Your moral compass

 

[kreemi_pi]

North or South Pole

Which do you prefer?

Let's Pole our readers

 

[kreemi_pi]

Strippity strip strip
Takin off my clothes
Don't a shower
Just spray me with a hose

 

[kreemi_pi]

Just got back from the GYM y'all and i'm all sweaty and...

Off go my shorts and
Off goes my top
Reachin behind and
Make my bra go POP

Tiddies are out and
Nipples, oh so hard
Take em out, shake em out
Right in the front yard

All i got left
Is a little tiny thong
Gonna slide it down and
Reach for my bong

 

[kreemi_pi]

Sweaty stoned and horny
What will happen next
Wish I had a partner
We'd have some wicked sex

Rhymin like a poet
This is such a blast
Got my buttplug partway in
I guess I'm just...half assed

I can keep on going
I can rhyme all night
I could use my dildo but
I am awefully tight