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[kreemi_pi]

Staring at my own boobs in the mirror and thinking about masturbating...

...to myself

 

[kreemi_pi]

Staring at my own boobs in the mirror and thinking about masturbating...

...to myself

I feel guilty when I do thst, it's so narcissistic

But I do have a rather masturbatey body

 

[kreemi_pi]

Kreemi_pi jilled to herself
And was seen by an Elf on a Shelf
He paused his toy shipment
And tooled his equipment
And said, hey now, that girl's a MELF*

*Maiden Elves Like to Fuck

 

[kreemi_pi]

My largest dildo's so deep
While everyone else is asleep
But if you could see ne
My dildo so kreemi
Onto my bed you would leap

 

[tugger1987]

Morning

 

[kreemi_pi]

Morning

Hi sweetie

 

[kreemi_pi]

SUP Y'ALL

​

 

[kreemi_pi]

FUCKITY​

 

[kreemi_pi]

In the Fall we had
Turkey, stuffing, gravy, pie
As we stole their land

 

[kreemi_pi]

In the Fall we had
Turkey, stuffing, gravy, pie
As we stole their land

Sorry that was grim

 

[kreemi_pi]

Happy Thanksgiving
Now we face the cold and ice
Hope we see the Spring

 

[peekingone]

Happy Thanksgiving
Now we face the cold and ice
Hope we see the Spring

Hello there, hope you had a good week so far

 

[kreemi_pi]

Outside, it was gloomy and misted
The turkey, it came out all twisted
Ma said don't cry
Just reach up inside
The turkey just needs to be fisted

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hello there, hope you had a good week so far

Sure it's been fine

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I feel guilty when I do thst, it's so narcissistic

But I do have a rather masturbatey body

Which we can only imagine.

My largest dildo's so deep
While everyone else is asleep
But if you could see ne
My dildo so kreemi
Onto my bed you would leap

Once again, we only have our internal imagery.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hello there, hope you had a good week so far

How about you?

 

[peekingone]

How about you?

All good thanks. Did all my prepping for Turkey day tomorrow.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Outside, such a cold wind is blowing
It's frigid and freezing and snowing
No wait! This is LA!
There's never a cold spell, eh?
So i'll dress nearly nude and go ho'ing

Oh i like rhat one

 

[kreemi_pi]

All good thanks. Did all my prepping for Turkey day tomorrow.

One of my friends is cooking I just have to show up. And bring some wine.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I gotta think thru my outfit though. It's kind of like a party. But not sure if I should go full-on hookup mode.

 

[peekingone]

One of my friends is cooking I just have to show up. And bring some wine.

That always works and maybe you will be dessert?

 

[Jaws82]

One of my friends is cooking I just have to show up. And bring some wine.

Friendsgiving!

 

[peekingone]

I gotta think thru my outfit though. It's kind of like a party. But not sure if I should go full-on hookup mode.

Dress to impress as they say.

 

[Jaws82]

I gotta think thru my outfit though. It's kind of like a party. But not sure if I should go full-on hookup mode.

I mean you could give something fornsomeone to be thankful for

 

[kreemi_pi]

Friendsgiving!

Yeah that's it. But is Friendzone or FWB