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[kreemi_pi]

The Brit boys are here

Which one's Ben, and which one's...

BIG

 

[tugger1987]

Which one's Ben, and which one's...

BIG

That’s for you decide I think

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It all depends what you think 'big' means. My 'slightly more than average' seems to be the porn industry's 'monster', so I'm confused and need an impartial judge.

 

[kreemi_pi]

It all depends what you think 'big' means. My 'slightly more than average' seems to be the porn industry's 'monster', so I'm confused and need an impartial judge.

In Chat, they used to talk about "Lit Inches," which are roughly 40ish % of a real inch, so a guy claiming to be 10" was probably more like 4".

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Big Ben is the bell (end). It's the largest of the chime at the top of St Stephen's Tower and it strikes the hour after the smaller bells have rung the quarter. Some idiots didn't realise that both towers at the ends of the Palace of Westminster were already named and tried to rename St Stephen's as Elizabeth.

 

[kreemi_pi]

It all depends what you think 'big' means. My 'slightly more than average' seems to be the porn industry's 'monster', so I'm confused and need an impartial judge.

re: porn "monsters"...I have to say in all seriousness that most male pornstars seem to be about average. Some guys are seriously packin', but then so are some civilians.

Most porn guys look (to me) like maybe 6" to 7" and ordinary thickness.

Am I wrong?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Big Ben is the bell (end). It's the largest of the chime at the top of St Stephen's Tower and it strikes the hour after the smaller bells have rung the quarter. Some idiots didn't realise that both towers at the ends of the Palace of Westminster were already named and tried to rename St Stephen's as Elizabeth.

Wait...so Elizabeth was packin a Big Ben?

 

[Baztrachian]

1584

 

[Baztrachian]

The Brit boys are here

Hail Britannia!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Most porn guys look (to me) like maybe 6" to 7" and ordinary thickness.

Yes... and a porn 'monster' is about 8" and very slightly thicker.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hail Britannia!

Sup Baz

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yes... and a porn 'monster' is about 8" and very slightly thicker.

So that's like 18-20 Lit Inches

 

[kreemi_pi]

Girrrthyyyyy baby

 

[Baztrachian]

Sup Baz

Just supporting your thread with my posts, Miss Kreemi!

 

[Baztrachian]

1591

 

[Baztrachian]

408 to go!

 

[kreemi_pi]

408 to go!

 

[Baztrachian]

w00t!!!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Like I said, Kreemi, slightly above average.

For the home nations:

c. AD886 + 1535 + 1603 + 1801 - 1921 = UK

+ + + =

 

[tugger1987]

I think I may be Ben

 

[kreemi_pi]

Might not be from the UK but i got me Eye on u

I think I may be Ben

^ actual size ^

 

[kreemi_pi]

Might not be from the UK but i got me Eye on u



^ actual size ^

Kidding. We know Tugger got somethin tuggable

 

[kreemi_pi]

1599 posts.

who wants to do ?

 

[kreemi_pi]

1599 posts.

who wants to do ?

Sigh...fine i'll do it myself...

"And that was when Kreemi's back arched and her eyes closed and she moaned loudly as her luscious body exploded into a massive orgasm and her juice sprayed a number of innocent bystanders...who are no longer innocent..."

 

[kreemi_pi]

Sigh...fine i'll do it myself...

"And that was when Kreemi's back arched and her eyes closed and she moaned loudly as her luscious body exploded into a massive orgasm and her juice sprayed a number of innocent bystanders...who are no longer innocent..."

I thought the occasion deserved something special