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[MindYaBitness]

Omg im buying that just for the novelty factor alone.

https://www.amazon.com/Booty-Sparks-Vibrating-Prostate-Massager/dp/B09QXK2FXN

 

[Him15]

https://www.amazon.com/Booty-Sparks-Vibrating-Prostate-Massager/dp/B09QXK2FXN

"Tim are you crying"?

Me: there is.just so much beauty in the world

 

[panicka3]

https://www.amazon.com/Booty-Sparks-Vibrating-Prostate-Massager/dp/B09QXK2FXN

Red light stop
Green light GO

 

[kreemi_pi]

Mood Boobs™

U CRAZY girl

Someday u gonna bust me up when i'm drinkin hot coffee and it's gonna fry my meager brain and kill me

 

[kreemi_pi]

https://www.amazon.com/Booty-Sparks-Vibrating-Prostate-Massager/dp/B09QXK2FXN

Is the message programable? So I could write YOUR WIFE KNOWS and he'd see that on the wall?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is the message programable? So I could write YOUR WIFE KNOWS and he'd see that on the wall?

Or HI STEVE but his name's not Steve

 

[MindYaBitness]

U CRAZY girl

Someday u gonna bust me up when i'm drinkin hot coffee and it's gonna fry my meager brain and kill me

This place has had me spit-snort my diet coke, simultaneously out my mouth and up my nose. Seriously, some of the funniest humans alive are on this forum

 

[panicka3]

Is the message programable? So I could write YOUR WIFE KNOWS and he'd see that on the wall?

That got some of my coffee on the keybord!!! hahahhaha

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or HI STEVE but his name's not Steve

I want a message about your cars warranty

 

[Him15]

Is the message programable? So I could write YOUR WIFE KNOWS and he'd see that on the wall?

I'm looking, there is only one review sadly, I so wanted to read reviews on that

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm looking, there is only one review sadly, I so wanted to read reviews on that

I saw the ad on another site, when I googled Amazon was the first listing. I'm sure there are more out there

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh wait HE wears it?

I was thinkin i put it in and then ride him...and suddenly he's seein this spooky image of his mom on the wall

 

[panicka3]

Thought for the company that sells them .... make it bluetooth compatible and make it show messages you recieve in your mobile phone!!

 

[Him15]

I saw the ad on another site, when I googled Amazon was the first listing. I'm sure there are more out there

I fuxking can't breath, there is a whole line of different light up ones, some do shifting patterns, can't breath laughing at these and the army of.bot reviews.

 

[panicka3]

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Reading her emails on the wall?? or maybe watching a movie?

 

[kreemi_pi]

I fuxking can't breath, there is a whole line of different light up ones, some do shifting patterns, can't breath laughing at these and the army of.bot reviews.

Flash really fast so it's like subliminal

KREEMI IS MASTER
GIVE KREEMI MONEY
GIVE KREEMI CAR KEYS
GIVE KREEMI CREDIT CARDS

 

[Him15]

Omg one of the reviews on one of them suggests wearing it pantiless with a short dress, I can just imagine a women walking into a resturant with her ass glowing and this is starting to hurt.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Maybe it's got a code so you can pay the restaurant bill

 

[Him15]

Are you ladies ready for the new era of fashion, howed you like to walk around changing colors from under your dress or projecting messages across the wall behind you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Omg one of the reviews on one of them suggests wearing it pantiless with a short dress, I can just imagine a women walking into a resturant with her ass glowing and this is starting to hurt.

First of all, my backside is quite, um, bubblicious. So, no way are words slipping out, no matter how short the dress!

 

[Him15]

First of all, my backside is quite, um, bubblicious. So, no way are words slipping out, no matter how short the dress!

Just need to upgrade the size of the device!

 

[kreemi_pi]

Omg one of the reviews on one of them suggests wearing it pantiless with a short dress, I can just imagine a women walking into a resturant with her ass glowing and this is starting to hurt.

Pantiless and a short dress???

Do you think I'm a SLUT???

[Rhetorical question, don't answer]

 

[Him15]

Pantiless and a short dress???

Do you think I'm a SLUT???

[Rhetorical question, don't answer]

Are you wearing a lightup butt plug in this scenario?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just need to upgrade the size of the device!

 

[panicka3]

if you can set the flashing rythm, you can signal your partner how fast or slow you want to get fucked!!!
Damm their adv department should read this thread for ideas!!!