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[kreemi_pi]

Drops off pretty fast after that

 

[Jaws82]

I winnipeg you baby

How about a frozen hand job?

Chilliwack​

 

[kreemi_pi]

In the far north, near the arctic circle, RCMP dudes would catch Sasquatches and ride them in races

One time before a race, one Mountie asked another, "Which Saquatch you on?"

And thus was born a new Province.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Canadians love Star Wars. They cheer for Ottowan Kenobi.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Canadians love Star Wars. They cheer for Ottowan Kenobi.

Yeah, that was a reach.

 

[Jaws82]

God: I’ve created the perfect country. Canada

Angel: why such a perfect country

God: just wait till you see the neighbour I give him

 

[kreemi_pi]

God: I’ve created the perfect country. Canada

Angel: why such a perfect country

God: just wait till you see the neighbour I give him

Ohhhh yeah

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'd say your joke trumped mine.

 

[Jaws82]

I'd say your joke trumped mine.

I’m glad we can have these international relations

 

[kreemi_pi]

I’m glad we can have these international relations

You just have to respect ny boundaries

 

[Jaws82]

You just have to respect ny boundaries

So not quite open borders

 

[kreemi_pi]

So not quite open borders

what, you expect me to just tariff my clothes for you?

 

[Jaws82]

what, you expect me to just tariff my clothes for you?

If you want to get Mountied yes

 

[kreemi_pi]

If you want to get Mountied yes

Oh my...you leaf me breathless...

 

[Jaws82]

Oh my...you leaf me breathless...

Yukon take my breath away too

 

[kreemi_pi]

You Canuck me down but I get back up

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh i hope i don't get Banff for that

 

[Jaws82]

Surrey you show resilience

 

[kreemi_pi]

Vubs my Regina

 

[Handeguy]

Q: Where do Newfies keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

God: I’ve created the perfect country. Canada

Angel: why such a perfect country

God: just wait till you see the neighbour I give him

Greenland?

 

[Jaws82]

Vubs my Regina

I’d rather devour your BeaverTail

 

[Jaws82]

Q: Where do Newfies keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

3 oil workers having a chat

I heard 10 centimetres of snow tonight

I heard 10 centimetres too

I heard 20

You dumb Newfie you just heard 10 centimetres twice

 

[kreemi_pi]

Newfoundland truck drivers are known for the beautiful sweaters they knit on their long cross-country routes

One time a driver roared past a cop at way past the speed limit. When the cop caught up, he saw the driver was knitting while driving.

"Pull over! Pull over!" shouted the cop

"No!" answered the driver, holding up the near-complete sweater. "Cardigan! Cardigan!"

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm digging deep....