Thread Against Humanity

[johneb87]

Inspired by the card game Cards Against Humanity, I thought it would be fun to play a similar game here. I'll post a question (likely pulled from a CAH card) and everyone answers. You can either make up your own answer, or pull one from the CAH response cards. There is no "correct" answer, just whatever you think is funny/silly/true. At the end of the hand, a "winner" will be picked and the next question posted. Ready?

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What's there a ton of in heaven?

 

[Handley_Page]

Inspired by the card game Cards Against Humanity, I thought it would be fun to play a similar game here. I'll post a question (likely pulled from a CAH card) and everyone answers. You can either make up your own answer, or pull one from the CAH response cards. At the end of the hand, a "winner" will be picked and the next question posted. Ready?

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What's there a ton of in heaven?

Feathers?

 

[TxRad]

Regrets.

I shaved my (insert body part) for this?

 

[johneb87]

TX wins for his answer.

Regrets.

Next card..

____________: Good to the last drop.

 

[Bramblethorn]

TX wins for his answer.


Next card..

____________: Good to the last drop.

Parachutes.

 

[TxRad]

TX wins for his answer.


Next card..

____________: Good to the last drop.

That's what your girlfriend said last night.

 

[lovecraft68]

I guess I could try to be clever, but the first thing that came to mind was Maxwell House instant coffee.

Man, do you remember instant coffee?

 

[patientlee]

I guess I could try to be clever, but the first thing that came to mind was Maxwell House instant coffee.

Man, do you remember instant coffee?

My mother keeps a jar of it for baking. My grandmother drank several cups of instant Folgers a day.

 

[MSTarot]

Sanka

Had so many of these orange jars around my grandmothers house (She threw away nothing) it was insane.

 

[lovecraft68]

Sanka

Had so many of these orange jars around my grandmothers house (She threw away nothing) it was insane.

ARRRGH Decaf!!!!

It burns it burns!!!!!!!!

 

[3113]

Parachutes.

I LOVE this one! I vote this the winner!

 

[johneb87]

I LOVE this one! I vote this the winner!

Hehe, agreed!

Brablethorn wins for his answer.

Parachutes: Good to the last drop

Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

 

[TxRad]

Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

Extra large cups

 

[desertslave]

Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

Umpires with 20/20 vision.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hehe, agreed!

Brablethorn wins for his answer.


Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

Their hot Wags.

Seriously go check out Yahoos list of the top 50 baseball players Wags(wives and girlfriends) Damn. Especially Kelly Pasednik who for late thirties is still smoking.

Of course they voted Derek Jeter's cyrrent GF number 1 because he's Derek Jeter Amazing how the entire city of NY would suck his cock even after he cheated the city out of million sin taxes.

 

[TE999]

Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

Endorsements? I mean, really, buying some overpriced garment or shoe because the Sports Flavor of the Month's name is on it? Puh-leeze!

 

[Handley_Page]

Endorsements? I mean, really, buying some overpriced garment or shoe because the Sports Flavor of the Month's name is on it? Puh-leeze!

softer balls

 

[MSTarot]

Next card
Major League Baseball has banned ____________ for giving players an unfair advantage.

Viagra. late night batting practice

 

[johneb87]

desertslave wins for

Major League Baseball has banned Umpires with 20/20 vision for giving players an unfair advantage.

Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

 

[desertslave]

desertslave wins for



Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

Whee!!!!

Basic cell phones.

 

[Handley_Page]

Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

Free Dental treatment

 

[Bramblethorn]

desertslave wins for



Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

West Nile virus.

 

[Handley_Page]

Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

A bicycle.

 

[MSTarot]

desertslave wins for



Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

Solar power, (he's just having a hell of a time getting it to fit into a stocking.)

 

[Stella_Omega]

desertslave wins for



Next...
Instead of coal, Santa now gives children _____________.

Spent fuel rods.