Corbal
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~This Thread HAS More Corbal~
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As if there isn't some scat thread around here somewhere.And you'll never get laid. Congrats.
blade_rocknut
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Wussup, muh dear, sweet freckled lobster?
Corbal
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If you find a hot shit eater, I'll give you 20 bucks.
Stuff, aloe and lidocaine. It's worse than yesterday. It's pretty bad.
shadysmurfette
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You knowing this site exists says everything scatboy.
I got perfume, crazy socks, a watch and a funky ring.
Radness
My sister and I spent time with our maternal unit yesterday.
We gave her cards, perfume and cooked for her.
Oh she talked about a ton of stuff and gave the advice...... Got to love mommas.
Today I chilled out and sent hello to my amigos that are mammas
blade_rocknut
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If you find a hot shit eater, I'll give you 20 bucks.
Stuff, aloe and lidocaine. It's worse than yesterday. It's pretty bad.
I feel for ya....been there. Happens to my wife 'bout once a year...party, lake, alcohol, loss of judgement, sunburn.
Worst part is ( for me) getting the right freakin' temperature to go to sleep! always too hot or too cold....
shadysmurfette
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If you find a hot shit eater, I'll give you 20 bucks.
Stuff, aloe and lidocaine. It's worse than yesterday. It's pretty bad.
k_m_d_
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Stuff, aloe and lidocaine. It's worse than yesterday. It's pretty bad.
No blisters, no sympathy
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Corbal
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Good for you! We gotta love our parental units......sometimes.Radness
My sister and I spent time with our maternal unit yesterday.
We gave her cards, perfume and cooked for her.
Oh she talked about a ton of stuff and gave the advice...... Got to love mommas.
Today I chilled out and sent hello to my amigos that are mammas
I have this one spot, on my shoulder, near my armpit that hurts so fucking bad I wanna scream. It's crazy sensitive and I want to cut it off with a filet knife.I feel for ya....been there. Happens to my wife 'bout once a year...party, lake, alcohol, loss of judgement, sunburn.
Worst part is ( for me) getting the right freakin' temperature to go to sleep! always too hot or too cold....
Mwah!
Corbal
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She's just gonna break your neck. No blisters, no sympathy.No blisters, no sympathy
Do you know how many guys are waiting for an invite like that from you?I consider you a blister....C'mere so I can pop you!
k_m_d_
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I consider you a blister....C'mere so I can pop you!
The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready...
Corbal
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None. I haven't been hit on while on lit in about 6 months.She's just gonna break your neck. No blisters, no sympathy.
Do you know how many guys are waiting for an invite like that from you?
The fact that you think I make love makes my head wanna pop. Fucking is more my style.
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None. I haven't been hit on while on lit in about 6 months.
That is so not true.
You're such a (snake) charmer.None. I haven't been hit on while on lit in about 6 months.
The fact that you think I make love makes my head wanna pop. Fucking is more my style.
DeluxAuto
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shadysmurfette
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Pssst
I would take up the offer if I were you
Blue genital spheres turn purple after some time
Corbal
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Okay...allow me to rephrase. I haven't been hit on by anyone that does not post on my thread in over 6 months
Yeah, I'm sure.You're such a (snake) charmer.
But then again, my man is here so why the fuck do I care?*melts*
k_m_d_
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Pssst
I would take up the offer if I were you
Blue genital spheres turn purple after some time
And the lovely Smurfette prefers them blue?
Where?But then again, my man is here so why the fuck do I care?
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BradBigBrain
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Okay...allow me to rephrase. I haven't been hit on by anyone that does not post on my thread in over 6 months
Oh.. well allow me to retort. That's not saying much at all. Because everyone posts on your thread.
DeluxAuto
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But then again, my man is here so why the fuck do I care?
your man wubs you, baby.
give.it.up.
shadysmurfette
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And the lovely Smurfette prefers them blue?
Nope
Blue flesh in humans denote some sort of physiological disorder/disease.
Also you have no idea how smurf balls look?
Go.for.a.long.walk.down.a.short.pier. With diving weights on.give.it.up.
Corbal
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He's my Lit Boyfriend. Doesn't everyone have one of those?
Oh hush! They do not, Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
Stop picking fights.your man wubs you, baby.
give.it.up.
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