~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[shadysmurfette]

Man, y'alls reponses are almost identical. Go figure.

I'm sickly sunburned and feel like I might die. Please mail your SupportCorbalsBurnedFlesh checks to me directly. Credit Card numbers will be accepted through PM's.

Ok me see if I can help with the sunburn

I have aloe vera and vitamin E capsules. Let me help you remove those clothes so that I can caress huh I mean soothe the skin

 

[Corbal]

Die and I kill you!

But I'm already dead!

I've got some stuff that'll work better than aloe ....lydocaine spray, what did you think I was talking about?

I'm covered in Panama Jack. Its not working.

can't i just rub some of my baby batter all over you?

Love me please.

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab335/Corbal/8750938c.jpg

 

[k_m_d_]

I could smack you with a ping pong paddle to help you remember to wear sunscreen...

 

[shadysmurfette]

But I'm already dead!

I'm covered in Panama Jack. Its not working.


Love me please.

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab335/Corbal/8750938c.jpg

Damn C
I didnt know you started working at Red Lobster
Makes me want to get a bib and eat you up

 

[Corbal]

I could smack you with a ping pong paddle to help you remember to wear sunscreen...

I wore sunscreen dammit! It was 70SPF too! I reapplied like 5 times.

Damn C
I didnt know you started working at Red Lobster
Makes me want to get a bib and eat you up

Touch me and you die woman!

 

[parker77]

can't i just rub some of my baby batter all over you?

again DA has beaten me to the draw.

can't we share?

you go left, I'll go right.

deal?

 

[Corbal]

again DA has beaten me to the draw.

can't we share?

you go left, I'll go right.

deal?

Go play with your balls, asshat.

 

[shadysmurfette]

I wore sunscreen dammit! It was 70SPF too! I reapplied like 5 times.

Touch me and you die woman!

LOL
Ok
Stands a few feet from you

Looks at that sexy lickable body and those yummy freckles

Then does this....
http://polaroidsofandroids.com/webroot/images/reviews/van-she-v-sized-120-120.jpg

 

[Corbal]

LOL
Ok
Stands a few feet from you

Looks at that sexy lickable body and those yummy freckles

Then does this....
http://polaroidsofandroids.com/webroot/images/reviews/van-she-v-sized-120-120.jpg

There you go with my freckles again! Haha! All your Shady.....take what you please.

 

[Canbe4fun]

There you go with my freckles again! Haha! All your Shady.....take what you please.

ah C, dont give in that easy...it will be ok...

 

[k_m_d_]

I wore sunscreen dammit! It was 70SPF too! I reapplied like 5 times.

Sometime within the past few years, sunscreen companies just started to blatantly lie about SPF values. You used to just be able to occasionally find SPF 45, now I'm seeing stuff up near the triple digits. Wouldn't be surprised if your SPF 70 was just as potent as SPF 30 stuff from back in the day.

 

[shadysmurfette]

There you go with my freckles again! Haha! All your Shady.....take what you please.

 

[Corbal]

ah C, dont give in that easy...it will be ok...

Ah, C, kiss my Lilly white ass.

Sometime within the past few years, sunscreen companies just started to blatantly lie about SPF values. You used to just be able to occasionally find SPF 45, now I'm seeing stuff up near the triple digits. Wouldn't be surprised if your SPF 70 was just as potent as SPF 30 stuff from back in the day.

Thanks bud. You always know what to say.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Love me please.

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab335/Corbal/8750938c.jpg

more than i already do?

that looks bad, babe.

 

[Corbal]

You roarin' at me, sguartits?

more than i already do?

that looks bad, babe.

I don't have blisters, so I'm alright. C'mere lover..

 

[shadysmurfette]

So how are you feeling RIGHT now babes?

 

[shadysmurfette]

more than i already do?

that looks bad, babe.

Hey thread pet


C'mere

 

[DeluxAuto]

I don't have blisters, so I'm alright. C'mere lover..

i already came there.

Hey thread pet


C'mere

see above.

 

[shadysmurfette]

i already came there.



see above.

Rolls up a piece of newspaper and then smacks your ass with it

BAD BOY

 

[shadysmurfette]

You roarin' at me, sguartits?


I don't have blisters, so I'm alright. C'mere lover..

Yes sexy stems

You bring out the primal in me

 

[Corbal]

So how are you feeling RIGHT now babes?

A little tingly. Not sure if it's your flirting or the lidocaine.

i already came there.

C'mere.....again lover.

 

[DeluxAuto]

A little tingly. Not sure if it's your flirting or the lidocaine.

C'mere.....again lover.

sun burns make my woman frisky. *jots it down*

 

[DayMaker]

sun burns make my woman frisky. *jots it down*

I didn't think she could get any hotter...but she is.

 

[Corbal]

I didn't think she could get any hotter...but she is.

Smartass.

sun burns make my woman frisky. *jots it down*

How thick is that notebook now, honey?

 

[Canbe4fun]

Ah, C, kiss my Lilly white ass.


Thanks bud. You always know what to say.

Sure thankfully It appears that you kept your bottoms on so I would have something to kiss...Maybe Ill let Day have the other Cheek