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Denny Crane said:
LOL.... I'm not really serious about the escort thing. I mean, it did cross my mind, but not sure I want to pay that kind of money for one hour of sex.

Sexual hook up site? Like what? I sometimes see pop ups like that, but I always assumed they were bullshit.
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Shady... you never answered by question on this.
 
Damn that's it got to get more sleep..

Fell a sleep reading posts.... thank god I didn't drool and short out my Macbook...

Shady.. nerd or not... you seem to have blossomed or perhaps it's just Corbal's influence....

Denny... I feel for you and the whole paying for it... well in a way don't we all pay for it. Might as well make it a business proposition. The whole Kate look alike not sure if I could... she has sort of become like your high school lab partner was to you... a friend but what do I know when I look at her photos and see a beautiful image.. composition... Hey but I'm not dead either... so I guess that's why I'm on the fence on the look alike... I shouldn't talk I'm married to a beautiful wife but we just seem to ignore each other lately...

Well I better get up out my easy chair which may have paralyzed me for life and feed the dogs.... Have a great day Corbalites maybe I'll see you all tonight if I get my nap in.. embarrassed*
 
Denny Crane said:
Jeez....at 5'10 and 130, they must have looked like basketballs strapped to a pool cue.
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shadysmurfette said:

Stick chick with DDD tits
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I'd say more like cantaloupe halves on a fence post. She wasn't bad looking at all, but the bewbs were too big to be realistic.

Corbal said:
I"m jealous of your tan...and ass. How you doin'?
Fine....but I had just gone to bed when you got on...and I'd be honored to show you my tan lines anytime;)

Okay you two. I'm six feet tall. When I was 19 I weighed a whopping 136 pounds. I didn't look hungry.... don't think.
I'll vouch for that! Well, maybe hungry for SOMETHING....
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Denny Crane said:
6' and 136? Yeah, you did.
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Nuh-uh......I dun seen da pics.

Denny Crane said:
A little bacon, and it would go down smooth.
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A turd filled with corn & sandspurs would go down smooth wrapped with bay-kon...

Denny Crane said:
That's crazy...is it the state or the county you live in? When I lived in GA, they shut down sales at midnight on Saturday and you couldn't buy at all on Sunday. But you could go into a restaurant that served alcohol and drink all night. Fucking bible belt bullshit.
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The county where I go hunt in Ga. is dry....and the liqour stores just across the line make a fucking killing. Like 40 bucks for a handle of SoCo. I takes me own.....

Corbal said:
When we're 60?
http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab335/Corbal/photo-38.jpg
You be the judge.

See, its all about how you carry it! :)
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I like the way you carry it.....all but the sandals....:eek:

Corbal said:
Blade...
http://cybermasala.com/thumbs/funny_post_tits_gtfo-t2.jpg
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I posted myself, naked but for thong....

Denny Crane said:
why do women never say what they really mean?
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I got it.....of course I've more experience in the dialect of Corbalese...

Denny Crane said:
I actually found a local escort that might be able to quench a little fantasy of mine.


Who does this remind you of?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/dragns/barbie5.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/dragns/barbie7.jpg
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Now ya need to find a petite , deeply tanned brunette with short hair & tats....
Corbal said:
Kates mouth is prettier but they do look similar.
Power2TheBlondes. AmPic beauty. :)
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Kate DOES have a purdy mouth.....and a durrrrrty mind. Kinda like Corbal; only about a foot shorter....;)

Corbs, I'm sorry to hear of your sticky predicament...I don't envy you. We've had the bug here in the past couple weeks. Nothing like a kid who can't decide whether to sit on the toilet or kneel in front of it. Either way ....they lose.:(
 
Denny Crane said:
I get by with Lit stories and porn downloaded from torrents.
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Thats does help. Not saying I do the torrents thing. Ok pleads the fifth;). But you seem to be craving more. All jokes aside, I hope you do find a way to ahem "make some encounters of the 2nd kind"

k_m_d_ said:
Pfft, if you call this "getting by".
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Are you also a case of "genitalspheresblueitis"? I thought school would be filled with candidates.

Denny Crane said:
Shady... you never answered by question on this.
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Honestly, I dont know any sites. I just threw it out there. Google it and good luck.

puno said:
Damn that's it got to get more sleep..

Fell a sleep reading posts.... thank god I didn't drool and short out my Macbook...

Shady.. nerd or not... you seem to have blossomed or perhaps it's just Corbal's influence....

Denny... I feel for you and the whole paying for it... well in a way don't we all pay for it. Might as well make it a business proposition. The whole Kate look alike not sure if I could... she has sort of become like your high school lab partner was to you... a friend but what do I know when I look at her photos and see a beautiful image.. composition... Hey but I'm not dead either... so I guess that's why I'm on the fence on the look alike... I shouldn't talk I'm married to a beautiful wife but we just seem to ignore each other lately...

Well I better get up out my easy chair which may have paralyzed me for life and feed the dogs.... Have a great day Corbalites maybe I'll see you all tonight if I get my nap in.. embarrassed*
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Damn old timer. Falling asleep on the posting job again? I kid I kid. I was always a bit naughty, I just hid it well. Don't you realise most "nice" and "proper" ladies can be quite lets say "perverse" LOL.

I am sorry to hear about your dry patch with your spouse. I am certain you both still care about each other. But what do I know, never been hitched. I wish you the best.

blade_rocknut said:
I'd say more like cantaloupe halves on a fence post. She wasn't bad looking at all, but the bewbs were too big to be realistic.





Nuh-uh......I dun seen da pics.


A turd filled with corn & sandspurs would go down smooth wrapped with bay-kon...



The county where I go hunt in Ga. is dry....and the liqour stores just across the line make a fucking killing. Like 40 bucks for a handle of SoCo. I takes me own.....



I like the way you carry it.....all but the sandals....:eek:



I posted myself, naked but for thong....


I got it.....of course I've more experience in the dialect of Corbalese...



Now ya need to find a petite , deeply tanned brunette with short hair & tats....


Kate DOES have a purdy mouth.....and a durrrrrty mind. Kinda like Corbal; only about a foot shorter....;)

Corbs, I'm sorry to hear of your sticky predicament...I don't envy you. We've had the bug here in the past couple weeks. Nothing like a kid who can't decide whether to sit on the toilet or kneel in front of it. Either way ....they lose.:(
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Perv, bringing the poor innocent cantelopes into this...

Well I can relate to my body being evil when it comes to the potty. Probably one of the few times I ever felt so sick. I had the Norwalk


teknight said:
Good morning, peoples!

Breakfast is served:
http://content.leenks.com/pics/2011/random218/random-24.jpg
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NOM NOM NOM Eats you up then licks my lips then burps;)

DeluxAuto said:
pwr2thesluts?

she's gonna kill me!
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Awwww, has she rebuffed you?Sour grapes thread pet. You should be :caning: HARD


DayMaker said:
Have a sexy Sunday, lovers. :kiss:
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YOU TOO LUVA
 
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Howdy, Y'all.......Sunday laziness has taken control of me!

The weather's fine. but I don't wanna do sickum...Rode my bike this morning...I think I'll just coast on that.:eek:
 
blade_rocknut said:
Howdy, Y'all.......Sunday laziness has taken control of me!

The weather's fine. but I don't wanna do sickum...Rode my bike this morning...I think I'll just coast on that.:eek:
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Hey Blade

Well you did ALOT compared to me;). I iz feelin like a lazy bich. Plus its raining...cuddletime:D
 
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