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LMAO!
Youz peoples iz krazie
You are in this said group of 'peoples' ;)
don't knock 'till you try it.
but you like hot creamy liquid in your mouth.
lol.
there.
Correction....after you spit it back into my mouth. :devil:
you gonna need more than three steps.
that lucky fuck!
The apple don't fall far from the tree......:kiss:
ty delux with respect to my grammar
You're prohibited to speak to my lover. You cannot have his freshly shaved ass. It's mine. :cool:
 
You are in this said group of 'peoples' ;)

Correction....after you spit it back into my mouth. :devil:
The apple don't fall far from the tree......:kiss:
You're prohibited to speak to my lover. You cannot have his freshly shaved ass. It's mine. :cool:
If you have him, can I have you? :heart:
 
my ol lady just texted me it's time to come in from da poach. i love that crazy bitch.

nite, corbalabia and all y'all other fuckers!
Texting is the bestest invention ever. I seem to like people so much better when I don't actually have to talk to them.

We shall spoon. I'll pick the middle and you two short legged fucks get the outside. You pick. Front or back?


Fixed.
Front. I want your bewbs. :kiss:
 
HI there sweet lady.....how are you doing?? What have you been up to?? Nice to see ya and say hello...its been a long time. Hope all is well with you and the family. :kiss:
Hey! We're awesome! Life is crazy but good. How's the beautiful ballerina?
no, i was right the first time but i'll fix your post. :cool:
Awwwww baby, I love you, too. :kiss:
Texting is the bestest invention ever. I seem to like people so much better when I don't actually have to talk to them.
Front. I want your bewbs. :kiss:

You yet something else when you pick the front. :devil:
 
Hey! We're awesome! Life is crazy but good. How's the beautiful ballerina?
Awwwww baby, I love you, too. :kiss:


You yet something else when you pick the front. :devil:
The goodie basket and the fun bags. I'm a happy girl. :devil:
 
Happy to hear things are well........and crazy is good sometimes. :)

Ballerina is doing awesome. Winding down the year and excited about the summer. Took her to London last month :)

Did you get to see any of the Man U game yesterday?? Looks like they are going to play Barcelona at Wembley :)
 
Why am I a little afraid to know what boys do to "ridiculously sexy bagels"? :eek:


This reminds me of when Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew used to do Loveline. Some guy called up and was asking how he could get his girlfriend to try anal sex. They basically tried to talk him down from it, and then Adam tells the guy that if he REALLY felt the need to try it, then he should shit in a mason jar, tape a bagel to the rim, throw it in the microwave for a minute, and go for it. LOL!
 
This reminds me of when Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew used to do Loveline. Some guy called up and was asking how he could get his girlfriend to try anal sex. They basically tried to talk him down from it, and then Adam tells the guy that if he REALLY felt the need to try it, then he should shit in a mason jar, tape a bagel to the rim, throw it in the microwave for a minute, and go for it. LOL!

And this goes in the "shit that didn't need said" file.......

Buttsex- good.

*no, scratch that*

Way fuckin' better than good........


Bagel? Methinks not...
 
Hey, there Corbs & friends...do you suppose it's okay if I watch the royal wedding braless? Or does that breach some sort of international diplomacy guideline?
 
Hey, there Corbs & friends...do you suppose it's okay if I watch the royal wedding braless? Or does that breach some sort of international diplomacy guideline?

The Queen would not approve.. I on the other hand say GO FOR IT ;)
 
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