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DeluxAuto said:
you misread that pm. he said his cock was as thin as a bic pen. :D



peppy? too much candy? :eek:
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I re-read, his cock is the size of a Bic pen thus making shoving a Bic Pen down his shaft even more visually fucked up. Want me to ask him if you can watch, too?

I've eaten LemonHeads, Gobstoppers, Double Bubble, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers and a Milk Chocolate Bunny. I'm gonna starve myself for two weeks!
 
Corbal said:
I re-read, his cock is the size of a Bic pen thus making shoving a Bic Pen down his shaft even more visually fucked up. Want me to ask him if you can watch, too?

I've eaten LemonHeads, Gobstoppers, Double Bubble, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers and a Milk Chocolate Bunny. I'm gonna starve myself for two weeks!
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send me the link, fatty. :kiss:
 
Corbal said:
I re-read, his cock is the size of a Bic pen thus making shoving a Bic Pen down his shaft even more visually fucked up. Want me to ask him if you can watch, too?

I've eaten LemonHeads, Gobstoppers, Double Bubble, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers and a Milk Chocolate Bunny. I'm gonna starve myself for two weeks!
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Sorry that burns just thinking about it.... ouch...

Definite super sugar high going there... you need help to burn that off.

Ok no tongue with aloe... how about my i just spread aloe all over and rub my whole body against your body
 
Hoppy Easter Corbal! Congrats on beating Everton, I watched most of the second half yesterday and they played pretty well. Chalk up another EPL championship!
 
puno said:
Sorry that burns just thinking about it.... ouch...

Definite super sugar high going there... you need help to burn that off.
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I played soccer for about an hour, chased kids with eggs for the better part of three hours. A one hour fuck session and the Skittle calories should be gone. So........I need about 50 more hours to burn those calories. :D
 
Miles Long said:
Hoppy Easter Corbal! Congrats on beating Everton, I watched most of the second half yesterday and they played pretty well. Chalk up another EPL championship!
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I'm going to kill you! I didn't know the results, yet! :( I had it on the DVR!!!!!!!!! We're broke up, now. :D
 
Corbal said:
I played soccer for about an hour, chased kids with eggs for the better part of three hours. A one hour fuck session and the Skittle calories should be gone. So........I need about 50 more hours to burn those calories. :D
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Jealous.

:kiss:
 
Corbal said:
I played soccer for about an hour, chased kids with eggs for the better part of three hours. A one hour fuck session and the Skittle calories should be gone. So........I need about 50 more hours to burn those calories. :D
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Check... marathon fuck session on the way. Let's see 50 divided by 4 is 12.5.. check viagra bottle... ok I'm in... evil grin*
 
Corbal said:
I'm going to kill you! I didn't know the results, yet! :( I had it on the DVR!!!!!!!!! We're broke up, now. :D
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SERIOUSLY??? If you're serious I'm really sorry, I hate when people do that to me. If you're just giving me a hard time then well played, Corbal...
 
blade_rocknut said:
Yeah; the nerve is right. And announcing the shit in front of my kids; to get them in on it. Shit like that is what results in no grandparents time for loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong intervals.

That...and the forcefeeding of religion to them before they're old enough to know what it means:mad:
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Sorry to hear that, Blade, that last is my personal pet peeve as well. Can't stand that shit.
 
Corbal said:
Hooch! Im sending emails, now. Huggles*

What do I get? KY? :D
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Grin* ok how about this 40 hours of foreplay... but I'll never let you climax.. just constantly build you to that point and then drop it back for hours on end... evil laugh*
 
puno said:
Grin* ok how about this 40 hours of foreplay... but I'll never let you climax.. just constantly build you to that point and then drop it back for hours on end... evil laugh*
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How does a chin check sound, smartguy? :cattail:
 
DayMaker said:
Woot woot.

My brother and I are laughing at inappropriate things. I think my mom grounded us a few minutes ago... :rolleyes:
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Yeah....we do that often. We were talking about soccer balls and the conversation moved to 'balls deep'....my Mom? Right next to me. She just rolled her eyes. I think she's used to it, now.
Miles Long said:
SERIOUSLY??? If you're serious I'm really sorry, I hate when people do that to me. If you're just giving me a hard time then well played, Corbal...
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I did know the results, I did not however know what the score was and am watching it now on DVR. Half truth, half lie...you sweet man, you!
 
Corbal said:
Yeah....we do that often. We were talking about soccer balls and the conversation moved to 'balls deep'....my Mom? Right next to me. She just rolled her eyes. I think she's used to it, now.


I did know the results, I did not however know what the score was and am watching it now on DVR. Half truth, half lie...you sweet man, you!
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She pretends to be offended ....but that woman has a dirtier mind than me! :D
 
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