DayMaker
Undefined, but content.
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- Jul 8, 2010
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What are we having?LOL>...I'm definitely awake. I just keep getting up to check on dinner and I come back to find 2 new pages.![]()
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What are we having?LOL>...I'm definitely awake. I just keep getting up to check on dinner and I come back to find 2 new pages.![]()
No, I keep it to one asshole at a time. Present company excluded.
Hold up cowboy...we're married?
*checks bank account*
C'mere sweet thing, we need to talk.![]()
Between the pictures of Ms. Corbal's amazing gams and Jessie's amazing couch black and white photos this weekend, I'm feeling quite...colorful.
(I had to edit that just now...I almost typed it as "between Corbal's legs". Mildly inappropriate. Or not...)

Yeah, don't ever put too much value in what others think. I clearly don't.
All is rad!How's school?
My lawyer is on speed-dial.I hope your bank account is in better shape than mine.....lol....That is why I never had you sign a prenup.....lol
What are we having?
Flips hair*
You missed my flirtatiousness.......it's so rare, too.![]()
I'm on my iPhone......I don't wanna open up my laptop...you gonna make me?

Psssst.. I was feeling inspired.. so I am writing a new lit story.. but I can seem to come up with character names.. lol.. any thoughts?
I need a flirty seductive girl name
and an aggressively manly name
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I think I now know....what "Corbfuzzled" means!!!![]()

I scratch my head and just![]()
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Texas is how far, again?
Now thats soomething I would want to experience in person and take mental pics of course![]()
School is well school.
The downside of being a religious studies major is that well you do it because your either lazy or you have a passion for it.
Unfortunately my professors are lazy they havn't given us any homework until now and they are all like,"FUCK we don't have anything to grade the little shits on we better give them all 10 page papers that are due on the same day an hour apart on top of a final exam"
sure thanks excuse me while I go disembowel myself...
My lawyer is on speed-dial.![]()
Cause my legs get weak and stuff.![]()
Psssst.. I was feeling inspired.. so I am writing a new lit story.. but I can seem to come up with character names.. lol.. any thoughts?
I need a flirty seductive girl name
and an aggressively manly name
![]()
siiiigh
I want to _do the naked funky chicken___...while you _take pics wearing sexy daisie dukes and soccer boots__....and then __ have some skittles kisses__....until you're __ready to make me kneel before__...slowly__worship at your feet__....and
have I mentioned that you're stunningly gorgeous?![]()

My name is Mark. I don't know how aggressive or manly it is, though.
LOLPsssst.. I was feeling inspired.. so I am writing a new lit story.. but I can seem to come up with character names.. lol.. any thoughts?
I need a flirty seductive girl name Corbal
and an aggressively manly name DA
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Vincent, Ethan or Jacob for men?Psssst.. I was feeling inspired.. so I am writing a new lit story.. but I can seem to come up with character names.. lol.. any thoughts?
I need a flirty seductive girl name
and an aggressively manly name
![]()