~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

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Anxiety, you say?
Psychology to the rescue. All you need to do is gradually desensitize her (NOT her clit!!) by presenting first illustrations, then pictures, then actual pch'd vaginas (that could be hella fun :D) and then, bang, done. Or, done, then bang. Your call.

It's aversion therapy, plain and simple.

You're welcome.
Done all that. ( well, all except the ACTUAL) Counting on the pervy chick mob to assist by osmotic increase in perviness.

you need to have sigs on to appreciate the atrocity that is this post.


http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37179582&postcount=6993

Werd. That thread is like a train wreck....., or maybe Jonestown.....something bad, anyway.

prostrate massage!

Wut's a "prostRate"?

o_O
 
so i have been flirting with this fine young lady who is trying to sell me supplies for my company and oral sex was brought up. i told her i was damn good at it and she questioned me and my skills.

i said to her, "when a woman nearly pops my head off my neck with her thighs while having a screaming orgasm and then asks 'where did you learn to eat pussy like that!?!' i have a pretty good fucking idea that i am good at oral." :cool:

Exactly what was she trying to sell you that oral sex came up, and you discussed it???? :confused::eek::rolleyes:

I'm working in the WRONG fucking place. :mad:
 
The feckin' batshit bap'is church mussa been fresh outta rattlesnakes today....

The worthless motherfucker's back.:cool:
 
Fucking your mom in the ass with a giant rubber dick?

Yo corbal, all you gotta do is convince your friend Tek to pray for someone. Just once in his life think about someone else other than himself. Can ya do that for me? Al lot of people are real offended with Tekboys attitude!
 
Well then... pay me for my services. :cool:

Passes over a handful of nickels*
NEW RULE! Anytime this fucking retard Wanna be Jesus Freak posts here, post a giant dick, or pussy, preferably gay and slutty hot. No words, just cunt people.
 
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